X-ian
@hereticalchristian.bsky.social
He/Him
Hellish XBirdsite refugee
Mostly snarky leftery followed by sincere leftery, followed by Magic the Gathering Commander leftery, followed by gushing about Harvey Danger…leftery, and finally pop culture nonsense…no leftery there.
Hellish XBirdsite refugee
Mostly snarky leftery followed by sincere leftery, followed by Magic the Gathering Commander leftery, followed by gushing about Harvey Danger…leftery, and finally pop culture nonsense…no leftery there.
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I think the most charming thing about Warhammer 40k is, at its heart, the lore feels like two five-year-olds constantly trying to one-up one another.
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
November 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I think the most charming thing about Warhammer 40k is, at its heart, the lore feels like two five-year-olds constantly trying to one-up one another.
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
"MY guy is RAMBO and SHOOTS your guy!"
"Nuh-UH cuz my guy is made of DIAMONDS and EATS the bullet!"
"The bullet EXPLODES!"
"No cuz his tummy is ACID"
Gary is the best damned lawyer this side of the Mississippi
Amazing, no notes, I do not desire to learn anything else about this story, for it would only detract from the perfection on this headline.
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Gary is the best damned lawyer this side of the Mississippi
I just heard someone say that it was a horse named Bubba
November 16, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I just heard someone say that it was a horse named Bubba
For the foreseeable future every time Republicans back off something and Trump loses we should play a game called “Electoral consequences or Epstein Files”
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
For the foreseeable future every time Republicans back off something and Trump loses we should play a game called “Electoral consequences or Epstein Files”
And like that Kamala Harris has a new campaign surrogate.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And like that Kamala Harris has a new campaign surrogate.
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‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
‘The Owl House’ creator Dana Terrace responds to Disney+ funding AI-generated short form content in new tweet:
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
“Unsubscribe from Disney+. Pirate Owl House. I don’t care. Fuck gen AI.”
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The civilians in Gaza are homeless, hungry and without resources. We're their only voice and means of survival. Most of them rely entirely on direct donations.
Please give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to flee. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
Please give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to flee. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The civilians in Gaza are homeless, hungry and without resources. We're their only voice and means of survival. Most of them rely entirely on direct donations.
Please give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to flee. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
Please give to my dear friend Tasneem so she can feed her children and raise funds to flee. And to others. ❤️🙏
tinyurl.com/Tasneemo
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it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished
I love writing one single article over and over again every month
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
it’s now “woke moralism” to say pedophiles should be punished
Apparently conservatives are actually going with Ginamarco Soresi’s “Technically he’s not a pedophile” bit as a defense.
Also today I learned Megyn Kelley doesn’t know what the age of consent is.
Also today I learned Megyn Kelley doesn’t know what the age of consent is.
November 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Apparently conservatives are actually going with Ginamarco Soresi’s “Technically he’s not a pedophile” bit as a defense.
Also today I learned Megyn Kelley doesn’t know what the age of consent is.
Also today I learned Megyn Kelley doesn’t know what the age of consent is.
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Unless proven otherwise, the only reasonable position is to consider every single Trump supporter from his cabinet down to maga voters as, at the very least, supportive of pedophilia.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Unless proven otherwise, the only reasonable position is to consider every single Trump supporter from his cabinet down to maga voters as, at the very least, supportive of pedophilia.
Daily reminder for the 2028 and 2030 primaries: These 8 decided to cravenly capitulate to the fascists for nothing.
November 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Daily reminder for the 2028 and 2030 primaries: These 8 decided to cravenly capitulate to the fascists for nothing.
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In the struggle against authoritarianism, the pro-democracy opposition needs ruthlessly strategic leadership.
Chuck Schumer ain’t it. It’s time for him to resign. We don’t have time for more Schumer Surrenders.
Chuck Schumer ain’t it. It’s time for him to resign. We don’t have time for more Schumer Surrenders.
“If Schumer really wanted to use his considerable influence and leverage to stop this, he could have done that,” a senior Democratic Senate aide tells Zeteo. “He didn’t.”
Furious Liberals Call for Schumer to Step Aside, Senate Dems Mostly Quiet
After their shutdown surrender, liberal lawmakers are begging their base to unite behind them anyway – as Trumpland celebrates that their opposition is a bunch of 'p*ssies.'
zeteo.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
In the struggle against authoritarianism, the pro-democracy opposition needs ruthlessly strategic leadership.
Chuck Schumer ain’t it. It’s time for him to resign. We don’t have time for more Schumer Surrenders.
Chuck Schumer ain’t it. It’s time for him to resign. We don’t have time for more Schumer Surrenders.
When the Third Way has to pretend to be mad about your fecklessness, you know you f*cked up
November 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
When the Third Way has to pretend to be mad about your fecklessness, you know you f*cked up
Hey everyone the Democrats may surrendered but Mike Johnson feels vindicated and in the end wasn’t that what we wanted all along?
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hey everyone the Democrats may surrendered but Mike Johnson feels vindicated and in the end wasn’t that what we wanted all along?
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Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
I hope Tim Kaine is inundated with so many phone calls that he starts to seriously wonder if his name is actually “F*ck you assh*le”
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I hope Tim Kaine is inundated with so many phone calls that he starts to seriously wonder if his name is actually “F*ck you assh*le”
You know the Democrats might have just shown the Republicans that they will surrender no matter what it’s just a matter of time, but at least they got a promise for a vote that probably won’t happen and even if it does, there’s no chance it will pass.
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
You know the Democrats might have just shown the Republicans that they will surrender no matter what it’s just a matter of time, but at least they got a promise for a vote that probably won’t happen and even if it does, there’s no chance it will pass.
Any Democrat who votes to fold will be visited by the three Spirits of Democrats past present and future…and they all take turn beating them with assorted objects
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Any Democrat who votes to fold will be visited by the three Spirits of Democrats past present and future…and they all take turn beating them with assorted objects
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If the GOP is successful in this shutdown and Dems cave, feels like it increases the odds we won't have more than perfunctory midterms at all.
Brazenly illegal, openly corrupt, incredibly feeble and incompetent admin with nothing but momentum and no disruptive opposition.
Brazenly illegal, openly corrupt, incredibly feeble and incompetent admin with nothing but momentum and no disruptive opposition.
November 9, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If the GOP is successful in this shutdown and Dems cave, feels like it increases the odds we won't have more than perfunctory midterms at all.
Brazenly illegal, openly corrupt, incredibly feeble and incompetent admin with nothing but momentum and no disruptive opposition.
Brazenly illegal, openly corrupt, incredibly feeble and incompetent admin with nothing but momentum and no disruptive opposition.
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Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
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1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 9, 2025 at 9:23 AM
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
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Trump’s economy suuuuucks.
🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."
November 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Trump’s economy suuuuucks.
Holy crap! They are capable of reading the room! It’s a Christmas miracle!
I would’ve preferred it happen ten years ago, but I’ll take what I can get
I would’ve preferred it happen ten years ago, but I’ll take what I can get
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Holy crap! They are capable of reading the room! It’s a Christmas miracle!
I would’ve preferred it happen ten years ago, but I’ll take what I can get
I would’ve preferred it happen ten years ago, but I’ll take what I can get
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Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.