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Karl
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Certified Cicerone® and certified SVWW supporter. Gegen Rechtsextrem vom Halberg bis zum Rhein. Do crimes, save lives
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iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social
This isn't normal or accurate. Telemetry is down right now and all data is zeroed out. Correct values will return when it's back up.
iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 4d
The piss tank on the ISS is now 0% full.
January 18, 2026 at 5:14 AM
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professorkiosk.wtf
live laugh lower your expectations
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
He really is doing all of it.
He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies: For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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manucleardevice.bsky.social
I think about this quote from the Luddite movement all the time
John Booth, a 19-year-old apprentice who joined a Luddite attack on a textile mill in April 1812. He was injured, detained and died after being allegedly tortured to give up the identity of his fellow Luddites. Booth's last words became a legend: "Can you keep a secret?" he whispered to the local priest, who attested that he could. The dying Booth replied, "So can I."
January 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
If a federal agent tries to assault you, just scream "JOE BIDEN STOLE THE 2020 ELECTION"

It's apparently like an Uno Reverse card. Now *you* get to assault the cops without any penalty. Beat them with a flagpole, use mace or bear spray on them, whatever.

I'm sure the lawyers here will back me up.
January 10, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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theonion.com
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment https://theonion.com/local-church-opens-doors-to-any-single-mothers-in-need-of-judgment/
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment
January 5, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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joegross.bsky.social
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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dansinker.com
You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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politevulgarian.bsky.social
The greatest metaphor in print this year, courtesy of @edzitron.com
Analysts have, on some level, become the fractional marketing team for the stocks they’re investing in. When Oracle announced its $300 billion deal with OpenAI in September — one that Oracle does not have the capacity to fill and OpenAI does not have the money to pay for – analysts heaved and stammered like horny teenagers seeing their first boob:
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
herrkarlmarco.bsky.social
Dammit we lost Ziggy and Clay Davis?! A bad year for the Wire, they were 2 great actors
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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rianjohnson.bsky.social
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
jayhulmepoet.bsky.social Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 23d
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A screenshot from Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give you up music video A photograph of the seminary gym in knives out. It has the same window.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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theonion.com
Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies https://theonion.com/trump-issues-executive-order-reversing-all-vasectomies/
Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies
December 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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theonion.com
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer https://theonion.com/wooden-spoon-only-thing-in-mans-life-that-not-giving-him-cancer/
Wooden Spoon Only Thing In Man’s Life That Not Giving Him Cancer
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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dariaphoebe.com
Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
A flight path in the shape of the Grinch
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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janelleshane.com
then in 2019 GPT-2 generated this carol
www.aiweirdness.com/the-ais-caro...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, with its red belly The All-gracious King of all the earth, Had a baby at Christmas time, On Christmas Day, A true and holy Deity, Went down to earth, With human flesh for sacrifice. For sinful men such a Deity doth appear, And wink and nod in reply, As he winked and nod in reply, As he winked and nod in reply The wretched world is run by ox and ass The wretched world is run by ox and ass, And in vain build I.
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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mordyoberstein.bsky.social
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.

Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”

I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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vermontgmg.bsky.social
A reminder that most Americans who are life-long citizens have nothing OTHER than a Real ID to prove their citizenship. This is CBP’s chief enforcer saying that ID doesn’t count.
radleybalko.bsky.social Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · Dec 13
Bovino, the man overseeing mass deportations, publicly declared that we must all have our papers on us, at all times, or we could be stopped, harassed, kidnapped, and detained, as they did with the man in this case, who is a US citizen.
December 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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theonion.com
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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sodrock.bsky.social
How about
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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bmhughes.bsky.social
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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kenjennings.bsky.social
“Any fun plans for tomorrow?”
“No, we have people coming over.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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edzitron.com
The only way to not let being a hater destroy you is to be very sentimental and loving of those closest to you, there must be balance or otherwise you’re just The Tech Bastard
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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beijingpalmer.bsky.social
I have spoken the evil into the world and must live with the consequences.
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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irarigaud.bsky.social
Truly unbelievable!!!!

Also today is a Haitian holiday. Battle of vertieres the battle that ended the revolution against France
November 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM