Beth DeCarbo
hey2beth.bsky.social
Beth DeCarbo
@hey2beth.bsky.social
Journalist, hardware store enthusiast. Aspiring author of "Mom & Pop Hardware" about my parents' competing stores in rural Kansas.
July 3, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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I think it’s time for bed…

Chinese Hailuo 2 Shows What the Cat Olympics Would Look Like.

Mom's Friends' Cats
June 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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“Dog chases down ambulance that owner is being transported in. When EMS realise, they let the dog in.”

Love this 🥰❤️

#DogSky
#Reddit
r\NextF***ingLevel
June 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A man walked into a hardware store, picked up a can of fly spray and asked the assistant, "Is this good for wasps?"

Assistant: "No. It kills them."
April 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.
May 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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NEW: Farmers are dying by suicide at the third-highest rate by vocation in Utah.

But after a federal program offering mental health support ran out of money, the state did not continue it.

By @jessicamiller.bsky.social, with @sltrib.com
Utah Farmers Signed Up for Federally Funded Therapy. Then the Money Stopped.
Farmers are dying by suicide at the third-highest rate by vocation in Utah. But after a federal program offering mental health support ran out of money, the state did not continue it.
www.propublica.org
April 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣

Happy Sunday y'all
April 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Wow. Whoever invented coffee might be onto something.
March 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland
December 5, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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In his latest video, @hankgreen.bsky.social talks about a phenomenon you may have noticed here: LLM-driven bots programmed to relentlessly disagree with anyone and everyone.
Who is Creating The Non-Human Army
YouTube video by hankschannel
youtu.be
December 4, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Greatest breakthroughs in the history of mankind: 1. Fire 2. The wheel 3. Magic eraser
December 2, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Is it just me, or does extracting the bag of giblets from the cavity of a turkey make you gag a little?
November 27, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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"In fact, nearly every vegetable will be prepared casserole-style, with a completely unrelated food product crushed up on top to create a processed food crust that hides the nauseating vegetable beneath."

Great stuff from @mcsweeneys.net
"Think of everything you like about chicken: its moistness, its versatility, its ability to absorb the flavors of whatever is cooked adjacent to it. Now try to imagine a food that’s similar to chicken, except without any of those good qualities."
How to Give Thanks by Cooking Food No One Knows How to Cook and Eating Food No One Likes to Eat
To remind everyone how grateful we should be for all the readily available, appealing food that is easy to prepare and that everyone enjoys eating,...
buff.ly
November 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Random question: What age is the cutoff point for the poor soul who is said to have "died young"? 50? 60? 70?
November 26, 2024 at 6:00 PM
We may not agree on politics, but I think America can agree that it's time to take those election yard signs down.
November 25, 2024 at 1:21 PM