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alice
@hgtvdeathdrive.bsky.social
writing a dissertation on (docu)poetry thru cinema. would rather be riding my bike
on bluesky today because i had to delete all regular social media on my phone to avoid paris roubaix spoilers
April 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
no family members have found me over here so i can complain out loud that i’m still mad that like a third of my guests changed into pajamas before dinner was even over at my wedding
November 20, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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We should be able to turn unused invites into disinvites now
February 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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joe Biden (jet lagged and fucked up and sun downing) : I killed her with my bare hands. jonbenet Ramsey. I-I felt the life drain from her body…

Benjamin Netanyahu: yes joe thank you we accept your unconditional support for our war against terrorism
October 19, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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July 10, 2023 at 7:11 PM
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Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 AM
physically painful to watch ppl i follow on ig promote their Threads accounts
July 6, 2023 at 1:06 AM
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Using a mutual’s following list to find my other friends
July 4, 2023 at 2:28 PM
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It’s pretty funny that the whole problem with twitter to begin with, the reason it became the site of the woke mind virus, was that it could generate use value but no profit. Like I wonder who can help us understand how something can be useful to humanity but destroyed by the logic of capital
July 3, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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i'll get so much writing done once i've completed enough research to become omnicient
July 3, 2023 at 10:41 PM
blocked someone for the first time on here 🥰
July 3, 2023 at 10:22 PM
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Preserving one of our sacred texts
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 6:08 PM
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pretty stark reminder today of how allowing individuals to amass extraordinary wealth directly affects everyone else
July 1, 2023 at 9:34 PM
contemplating gender freedom on bluesky dot com
July 2, 2023 at 8:41 AM
turned two straight gurls at the bachelorette weekend it’s a success
July 2, 2023 at 8:04 AM
alice tha rizz god
July 2, 2023 at 8:03 AM
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Alex Schaefer
June 15, 2023 at 1:21 PM
obsessed with watering my garden now. gardenpilled
June 6, 2023 at 6:34 PM
stoned and watching mccabe & mrs miller
June 6, 2023 at 4:31 AM
someburned
June 5, 2023 at 3:54 AM
neck got sun burned gardening :(
June 5, 2023 at 3:54 AM