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Hiland Hall
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Dad, husband, consumer
Nerds Clusters solved Candy.
November 22, 2024 at 3:03 AM
I’m phone banking for Harris today. The DNC has made it super easy to make calls.

Get started here:

events.democrats.org/event/725393...
Phonebank with the Harris-Walz Organizing Team! · The Democratic National Committee
Join Team Harris-Walz in making calls to swing state voters! This is one of the easiest and most important ways you can help Kamala win! Each training starts with a 20 minute training session that h...
events.democrats.org
October 29, 2024 at 6:31 PM
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JFC
October 26, 2024 at 12:39 AM
In another sign I’m 45, I just asked my cat to turn off the lights instead of Siri.
October 21, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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Just encountered this perfect parable of… something.
October 19, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Happy Friday! Enjoy a cat photo, one of the few on the internet.
October 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Jesus Christ why is MTG following me?!
October 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
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Kamala Harris: "Now he is ducking debates and canceling interviews. Check this out -- his own campaign team recently said it's because of exhaustion. Well, if you are too exhausted on the campaign trail, it raises real questions about whether you are fit for the toughest job in the world. C'mon."
October 18, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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The fundamental limitation on reality-denialism is that reality doesn’t give a shit. The actual fact of the matter will continually assert its existence, no matter how many people you convince to go along with your lies.
After judges, election officials, election workers, journalists, academics, insufficiently loyal Republicans, doctors, scientists, teachers, school board members, and many others, the next targets of right-wing violent threats: meteorologists. It won’t end there.
Vitriol is being directed at meteorologists. “I’ve been doing this for 46 years and it’s never been like this,” says Alabama meteorologist James Spann. He says he’s been “inundated” with misinformation and threatening messages like “Stop lying about the government controlling the weather or else.”
October 10, 2024 at 2:06 AM
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I wish I had a snack with the texture of candy corn that tasted good with beer.
October 10, 2024 at 3:02 AM
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October 6, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Joe Manchin is the Paul Ryan of Mitt Romneys.
July 21, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Now the question is: will anyone challenge Harris?
July 21, 2024 at 7:30 PM
We should measure football players height in yards.
December 19, 2023 at 2:56 AM
In about 30 years kids will study the Trump years, and their minds will be really blown when they see the video where Rudy is in drag and Trump molests hom.
November 21, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Imagine pitching the idea of a library in 2023: “We will use tax dollars to buy media that the community can borrow. Also people can come here and work without signing up or spending money”
November 15, 2023 at 8:25 PM
I know it happens all the time, but a baby named “Steve” just seems weird to me. All Steves pop out at age 27 and have jobs in middle management.
October 27, 2023 at 2:52 AM
Netflix should do a series of ads for Halloween movies with the hashtag “#nowscreaming”
October 8, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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trump's lawyers scurrying around hiding all of his devices so he can't tweet about ny judge engoron while judge chutkan is considering a motion for a gag order in dc but they don't turn off his smart fridge
September 26, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I could survive being tackled in the NFL
September 17, 2023 at 7:42 PM
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Whether it's Lauren Boebert giving a handjob while vaping in a crowded theater, or Joe Biden telling his son he loves him, both parties seem to struggle with inappropriate behavior

By Jonathan Chait
September 16, 2023 at 2:12 AM
Todays Dad advice: “Wanting to try an ice cream place is not a good reason to move to another country”
September 13, 2023 at 12:51 AM
A “Hard Shirley Temple” would make a great cocktail or 80s workout video series.
September 12, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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Bush, challenged | Salon.com
September 11, 2001

www.salon.com/2001/09/12/b...
September 11, 2023 at 1:09 PM