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HimboBrite
@himbobrite.bsky.social
Lv 52 Himbo class, kinky gym tiger

He/himbo in Atlanta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿
Sober is sexy. You’re probably more smart than me.

Owner of @himbostuff.com
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Being the known #himbo in my circles of friends, the question of “what is a himbo?” is something I have had asked from time to time. So…

What Is A Himbo?
In related news: the ease dropping interwebs is suggesting stuff that I want.

Help!
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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no good hole goes unpunished or whatever Elphaba said
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The companies pushing AI so hard, trying to convince everyone—including themselves—that it is already a guaranteed thing, wanted by the masses.
Tis the season
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tis the season
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
He-Man, GI Joe, and Thundercats made me gay

Adding My Little Pony, Strawberry Shortcake, and Care Bears into the mix made me a himbo.

#HimboThoughts
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
If I was on the X-Men team, my name and mutant powers would be…

#NerdyHimbo
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Me: Hello Darkness, my old friend.

Darkness: Who da fuck do you think you are calling me “old”.
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
After Pokémon GO Wild Area 2025, Heatran raids be like…
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I think Star Trek endures because it encompasses all of the fundamental storytelling archetypes: Man vs man. Man vs self. Man vs computer. Man vs sexy lady. Man vs cave. Man vs God. Man vs lizard. Man vs tribunal. Man vs Abraham Lincoln. Man vs ghost. Man vs boss. Man vs doctor. Man vs rock. Man vs
September 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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New prints are arriving tomorrow, haven't ordered many so get in while there's still a few left.

ko-fi.com/jimstafford/...
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Domtop Bottom Hunters… 💛🇰🇷 - as Queer Gender-Flip take on K-Pop Demon Hunters that I have been working on this week!
#kpopdemonhunters #queer #genderflip #queerart
November 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thinking about and missing @georgemafredas.bsky.social right now.
🎶There was a Daddy who had a boy, and Himbo was his name-o

H-I-M-B-O
H-I-M-B-O
H-I-M-B-O

And Himbo was his name-o!🎶
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
🎶There was a Daddy who had a boy, and Himbo was his name-o

H-I-M-B-O
H-I-M-B-O
H-I-M-B-O

And Himbo was his name-o!🎶
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Plot twist: in this film the bodyguard will sing a cover of “I Will Always Love You”
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When you go through bouts of being a hoe, with gaps in between, it’s called intermittent slutting.

#HimboThoughts
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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normalize friends using you as living fleshlights
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Subway by Chappell Ronan vs You’re Beautiful by James Blunt remix

#MissedConnectionsOnTheSubway #TheyreTheSamePicture
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I wonder how far Disney/Pixar are from doing a [Remastered] Toy Story? Taking the original data files, remapping and texturing the models, and rendering with present day software.
(toddler parent stuff): the animation in Monsters, Inc. (2001) and Finding Nemo (2003) doesn’t feel dated at all, IMO, but Toy Story (1995) still feels a bit like “advanced bowling alley animation”. they really settled into something.
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I’m going for the pegging and wrestling bare-backed
Fantastic list of attractions at a Wakefield fete in 1894.

Go for the lemon and sheep cutting, stay for the old ladies and fish.
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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October 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fun Fact: a group of himbos is called a “hunk”

#HimboThoughts
Himbo math problem:

1 himbo + 1 himbo = 1 himbos

I cherished all the time we got to spend together these couple of weeks, but it feels like you’re leaving too soon. Missing you already @georgemafredas.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Himbo math problem:

1 himbo + 1 himbo = 1 himbos

I cherished all the time we got to spend together these couple of weeks, but it feels like you’re leaving too soon. Missing you already @georgemafredas.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM