Jennifer
@hipchkk.bsky.social
California girl. Profane. Smart ass. It’s not what I say that gets me in trouble, it’s the tone of my voice.
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Jennifer
@hipchkk.bsky.social
· Dec 6
I’d just like to live in precedented times for a while.
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The National Guard shooting in DC is a tragedy, especially when you consider that there’s ZERO reason for them to be there.
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The National Guard shooting in DC is a tragedy, especially when you consider that there’s ZERO reason for them to be there.
Kristi Noem needs needs to be sent to reside in a gravel pit for the rest of her days. It’s only fair.
New Justice Department filings reveal that it was Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem who chose to defy a federal court order by transferring more than 100 Venezuelan men into Salvadoran custody to be imprisoned.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Kristi Noem needs needs to be sent to reside in a gravel pit for the rest of her days. It’s only fair.
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I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still can't believe these goddamn fools are trying to get into a patriotism dick measuring contest with a guy who was a combat pilot and an astronaut and space flight commander.
Exactly. It always makes Sting exhale deeply when people use “Every Breath You Take” as a wedding song.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
Fleetwood Mac 's "Silver Springs" is a trending sound right now at least on Insta, and people are using it for ... their wedding videos and getting brunch with friends.
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
they hear "you won't forget me" and go "awww 🥹"
🫠 You don't even need to know the background, just actually listen to the song
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Exactly. It always makes Sting exhale deeply when people use “Every Breath You Take” as a wedding song.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
Maybe listen to the words, kids. It’s downright sinister.
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No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
No matter how long I live after we get through this dark chapter, I will never get over the immorality, the amorality, the corruption, the criminality and the cruelty in service to one of the worst humans to ever walk the earth.
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When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When your douchebag cousin eats his first gummie on thanksgiving
Until the majority of Americans realize that the strife in the United States (and the world, for that matter) is not ultimately a left v right issue, it’s a top v bottom issue, democracy is just a dream that’s bound to fail as the bottom destroys itself for the pleasure and success of the top.
November 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Until the majority of Americans realize that the strife in the United States (and the world, for that matter) is not ultimately a left v right issue, it’s a top v bottom issue, democracy is just a dream that’s bound to fail as the bottom destroys itself for the pleasure and success of the top.
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replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 AM
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
Just a gentle holiday reminder to check on your Liverpool-supporting friends.
We are not okay.
We are not okay.
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just a gentle holiday reminder to check on your Liverpool-supporting friends.
We are not okay.
We are not okay.
I see your “regression” and I raise you a massive “aggression”
One feeds the other.
One feeds the other.
„Quiet, Piggy!“ Just think about that for a minute, and what it means to live in a time when a President can assault a woman in public like that without any consequences.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
It‘s quite a testimony to the age of regression we live in.
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I see your “regression” and I raise you a massive “aggression”
One feeds the other.
One feeds the other.
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
If you’re enraged about your orange god meeting Mamdani in the Oval Office, yet are perfectly fine with Saudi Prince MBS in the same space, you need to seek hardcore therapy, preferably on an island far far away. Forever.
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If you’re enraged about your orange god meeting Mamdani in the Oval Office, yet are perfectly fine with Saudi Prince MBS in the same space, you need to seek hardcore therapy, preferably on an island far far away. Forever.
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Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mamdani probably got home, turned to his wife, and let out the longest, loudest “this fucking guy” of all time
One question for my team: Liverpool, what the fuck?
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
One question for my team: Liverpool, what the fuck?
As if you didn’t need another reason to delete Twitter. Elon shattered it to smithereens.
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 PM
As if you didn’t need another reason to delete Twitter. Elon shattered it to smithereens.
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It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's always hard to pick a worst day politically, but today the president called for the death of members of the opposition party, and the administration decided that people were being too hard on the swastika
Honestly, fuck this forever. This is insane.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Honestly, fuck this forever. This is insane.
Seeing Ronaldo at the White House posing with Trump is repulsive, yet not surprising. Neither of them care about their own teammates, or even their own countries. They’re both, however, DEEPLY obsessed with their perceived enemies, and their own individual numbers.
And they both LOVE Saudi money.
And they both LOVE Saudi money.
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Seeing Ronaldo at the White House posing with Trump is repulsive, yet not surprising. Neither of them care about their own teammates, or even their own countries. They’re both, however, DEEPLY obsessed with their perceived enemies, and their own individual numbers.
And they both LOVE Saudi money.
And they both LOVE Saudi money.
Triggering tf out of less than mediocre men in the Internet is inevitable. It means you’re already successful.
Keep it up, Queen. 👑
Keep it up, Queen. 👑
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Triggering tf out of less than mediocre men in the Internet is inevitable. It means you’re already successful.
Keep it up, Queen. 👑
Keep it up, Queen. 👑
It’s pretty clear that the Trump administration is operating like the chaotic cruel savage prepubescent boys of “Lord Of The Flies,” but Trump went full lowbrow authoritarian asshole with “Quiet, Piggy.”
This is some dark disgraceful lowest common denominator bullshit.
This is some dark disgraceful lowest common denominator bullshit.
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
It’s pretty clear that the Trump administration is operating like the chaotic cruel savage prepubescent boys of “Lord Of The Flies,” but Trump went full lowbrow authoritarian asshole with “Quiet, Piggy.”
This is some dark disgraceful lowest common denominator bullshit.
This is some dark disgraceful lowest common denominator bullshit.
If you need to experience true joy, even vicariously, just watch all the Irish reactions to Ireland qualifying for the World Cup. It’s like watching the celebrations when Argentina won it.
They will build statues for Troy Parrott.
Sláinte!
They will build statues for Troy Parrott.
Sláinte!
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If you need to experience true joy, even vicariously, just watch all the Irish reactions to Ireland qualifying for the World Cup. It’s like watching the celebrations when Argentina won it.
They will build statues for Troy Parrott.
Sláinte!
They will build statues for Troy Parrott.
Sláinte!
My “Nightmare-Before-Christmas Story” is that I go to bed on December 24th and I’m visited by three ghosts, just like Ebenezer Scrooge, but they’re all Aaron Parnas.
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
My “Nightmare-Before-Christmas Story” is that I go to bed on December 24th and I’m visited by three ghosts, just like Ebenezer Scrooge, but they’re all Aaron Parnas.
RFK Jr *gargling marbles and glass*: “Girls are hitting puberty six years early…”
Trump: “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING! Now legislate this and make it retroactive. Good job, Bobby.”
Trump: “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING! Now legislate this and make it retroactive. Good job, Bobby.”
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
RFK Jr *gargling marbles and glass*: “Girls are hitting puberty six years early…”
Trump: “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING! Now legislate this and make it retroactive. Good job, Bobby.”
Trump: “THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING! Now legislate this and make it retroactive. Good job, Bobby.”
So Trump is panicking and trying to get several Republicans to take their names off the petition to release the Epstein Files.
As one does when one is innocent.
As one does when one is innocent.
November 12, 2025 at 6:36 PM
So Trump is panicking and trying to get several Republicans to take their names off the petition to release the Epstein Files.
As one does when one is innocent.
As one does when one is innocent.
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Things that will happen before I get a 2k tariff check:
•Kid Rock has a hit song
•Schumer steps down & becomes a Hare Krishna
•Stephen Miller sings Ave Maria after the Jets win the Super Bowl
•Kristi Noem preforms as Kurt Kunt at drag show at Cracker Barrel
•Mike Johnson finally becomes a real boy
•Kid Rock has a hit song
•Schumer steps down & becomes a Hare Krishna
•Stephen Miller sings Ave Maria after the Jets win the Super Bowl
•Kristi Noem preforms as Kurt Kunt at drag show at Cracker Barrel
•Mike Johnson finally becomes a real boy
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Things that will happen before I get a 2k tariff check:
•Kid Rock has a hit song
•Schumer steps down & becomes a Hare Krishna
•Stephen Miller sings Ave Maria after the Jets win the Super Bowl
•Kristi Noem preforms as Kurt Kunt at drag show at Cracker Barrel
•Mike Johnson finally becomes a real boy
•Kid Rock has a hit song
•Schumer steps down & becomes a Hare Krishna
•Stephen Miller sings Ave Maria after the Jets win the Super Bowl
•Kristi Noem preforms as Kurt Kunt at drag show at Cracker Barrel
•Mike Johnson finally becomes a real boy