hoagiesleep
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I wake up thinking about sandwiches
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muppet starship troopers could fix us
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
muppet starship troopers could fix us
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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Congratulations to all the shows that won Emmys, they sound cool, I’ll definitely check them out when I’m done watching 500 episodes of Antiques Roadshow
September 15, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Congratulations to all the shows that won Emmys, they sound cool, I’ll definitely check them out when I’m done watching 500 episodes of Antiques Roadshow
"She was fearless and crazier than him, she was his queen and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen"
September 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"She was fearless and crazier than him, she was his queen and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen"
Everybody take notes. This is how you do it.
August 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Everybody take notes. This is how you do it.
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Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
July 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hulk Hogan ratted out other wrestlers attempting to unionize to save his own position and paycheck above anyone else's & gladly accepted funding from Peter Thiel for his Gawker court case that paved frequently abused legal precedents for the rich to shut down any media outlets that embarrass them.
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when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
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(watching any Jurassic Park movie) when does the whistle blow so they can slide down the brontosaurus neck
July 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
(watching any Jurassic Park movie) when does the whistle blow so they can slide down the brontosaurus neck
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applebees implies the existence of bananahornets
July 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
applebees implies the existence of bananahornets
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I think this is basically one last fat payday for the super wealthy before they fuck off to their survival bunkers where they will inevitably be slaughtered by their own security forces
July 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think this is basically one last fat payday for the super wealthy before they fuck off to their survival bunkers where they will inevitably be slaughtered by their own security forces
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Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
June 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Pretty amazing that a former president will sit quietly as one of his successors orders US troops into American cities and ships innocent people off to concentration camps—but feels compelled to speak up when a fellow HR nightmare is at risk of losing to another member of the same party.
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I think that if you were not familiar with the supposed political values of the Democratic Party, its performance over the last five months would lead you to conclude that they are primarily a pro-genocide party with center right economics and a fierce commitment to loyalty and gate keeping.
June 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I think that if you were not familiar with the supposed political values of the Democratic Party, its performance over the last five months would lead you to conclude that they are primarily a pro-genocide party with center right economics and a fierce commitment to loyalty and gate keeping.
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at least toby keith is dead this time
June 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
at least toby keith is dead this time
The guy is a piece of shit and always will be, but man, he has really sharpened his knives and I have to respect his capacity for personal devastation
WATCH: “You’re a U.S. senator and you don’t know anything about the country you want to topple.”
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
Tucker Carlson embarrasses @sentedcruz as he pushes for war with Iran
June 18, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The guy is a piece of shit and always will be, but man, he has really sharpened his knives and I have to respect his capacity for personal devastation
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The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.
This thread will dive into its activity.
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This thread will dive into its activity.
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June 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
This thread will dive into its activity.
🧵 1/x.
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Every morning I wake up and a cypress hill song starts to happen to me
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Every morning I wake up and a cypress hill song starts to happen to me
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yeah, i read theory
the theory:
the theory:
June 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
yeah, i read theory
the theory:
the theory:
Got rid of both my Instagram and my Reddit account yesterday, and I feel so clean. Kind of a heartbreak to let go of 5 1/2 years of home-cooked meals that chart my progress as a cook, but ultimately, cooking for the purpose of posting pictures robs the entire endeavor of its soul. Now I'm free.
June 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Got rid of both my Instagram and my Reddit account yesterday, and I feel so clean. Kind of a heartbreak to let go of 5 1/2 years of home-cooked meals that chart my progress as a cook, but ultimately, cooking for the purpose of posting pictures robs the entire endeavor of its soul. Now I'm free.
[extremely Kurt Cobain voice] REIKI
May 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
[extremely Kurt Cobain voice] REIKI