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Current mood
January 10, 2026 at 6:37 PM
He’s gotta go.
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Let the bodies hit the floorrrrrrrrrrr

- Both managers, probably.
January 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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It’s obviously a shame but disbanding Tottenham Hotspur may be the only way to release me from this pain
January 17, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I hope this is an El Sackico.
January 17, 2026 at 3:29 PM
It was harder to miss there.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Is the Paw Patrol taxpayer-funded? Or is Ryder just a trust-fund baby?
January 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
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The SPEAKER implies.

The LISTENER infers.

The DUDE abides.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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in baseball, we call this a wheeeeeeeee!
January 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My right leg is feeling like shufflin’

There’s something going on here.

🐻 ⬇️
January 11, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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Go Bears.

Fuck the Packers.

Abolish ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Everyone else asleep in the house so I have to celebrate like

youtube.com/shorts/Iya16...
When The CELEBRATION Failed! 😂😅 SILENCE Match🤫
YouTube video by Bundesliga
youtube.com
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
More like McShankus, amirite?
January 11, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Burden had zero idea what to do on that play. Oops.
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Pawson is absolutely terrible. Calling fouls for the result and not the actual action.
January 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I can forgive the cup, even the tactics.

But the gum chewing technique?

Unforgivable.
January 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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i think my number one rule with hiring managers is to assume they're not going to change their ideas about how to play football. i'm sure they all say they can change in the interview, but if they haven't coached a suitable style before, assume they can't.
it was like two or three years ago that @graceonfootball.com said about Thomas Frank, if you haven't shown a demonstrated set of ideas for how to use possession to create scoring chances, no matter how solid your record is otherwise, you're a big risk at any richer team

...Grace knows some football
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
lol who knew a cup and not performance would get the man sacked

What a weirdo timeline this is
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Mentally preparing to watch Bentinha today. 😩
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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we need a hangover day for parent recovery after the holidays, nobody should have to do work until they've had a day of peace and quiet at home
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Loveeeeee a Ben Davies goal.
January 4, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The French Connection up top is lovely.
January 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Tel is feeling it today, loving his confidence.
January 4, 2026 at 3:29 PM