Michael
@hopefulmike.bsky.social
He/Him
Fan of board games, video games, TTRPGs and bad movies
Mostly just lurking
Fan of board games, video games, TTRPGs and bad movies
Mostly just lurking
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It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend
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i wrote about what it feels like to live in the collapse of the american empire
"a flake of shale in a great upheaval of the earth"
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"a flake of shale in a great upheaval of the earth"
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Writing into the Wreck
I, for one, never asked to live in a collapsing empire. The feeling of what you thought to be solid ground turning to a shower of scree under your feet, the...
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July 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i wrote about what it feels like to live in the collapse of the american empire
"a flake of shale in a great upheaval of the earth"
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
"a flake of shale in a great upheaval of the earth"
buttondown.com/theswordandt...
Saw Sinners last night. Lots of cunnilingus in that movie. Think it's a psyop by Big Pussy to influence the masses. Fully support it.
May 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Saw Sinners last night. Lots of cunnilingus in that movie. Think it's a psyop by Big Pussy to influence the masses. Fully support it.
Happy trans day of visibility! Please ensure you don't get caught when u be gay and do crime, as it will be seen today.
March 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Happy trans day of visibility! Please ensure you don't get caught when u be gay and do crime, as it will be seen today.
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🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
March 12, 2025 at 2:19 PM
🚨 Everyone needs to call their Dem Senator right now. They are starting to cave.
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
Tell them:
1. Vote NO on Cloture
AND
2. Vote NO on the Republican spending bill.
Don’t let them pivot to reconciliation. GOP doesn’t need Dem votes on that and they know it.
TODAY is the showdown.
🤳🏽: (202) 224-3121
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Mentally Unbalanced Man Still Waiting For The Right Trump Comment To Incite Him
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February 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mentally Unbalanced Man Still Waiting For The Right Trump Comment To Incite Him
theonion.com/mentall...
theonion.com/mentall...
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hey girl i feel completely empty wanna put something inside me
February 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
hey girl i feel completely empty wanna put something inside me
Eating McDonalds at work under a sheet like it's Ortolan so they can't see i brought McNuggets. Don't want them to think I'm weird.
January 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Eating McDonalds at work under a sheet like it's Ortolan so they can't see i brought McNuggets. Don't want them to think I'm weird.
Arthur going for a snooze
January 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Arthur going for a snooze
Just went through the 12 items-or-less checkout line with 13 items #resist #civildisobedience
January 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Just went through the 12 items-or-less checkout line with 13 items #resist #civildisobedience
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[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
January 13, 2025 at 1:15 AM
[willem dafoe unprompted] now, this cookie monster. [toothy smile] what a creature, what a lust. it consumes him. [crosses legs] he’s really a tragic figure.
Finally got around to painting up some Mandalorians! It was a lot of fun, I enjoyed how they turned out. #shatterpoint #miniatures
January 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Finally got around to painting up some Mandalorians! It was a lot of fun, I enjoyed how they turned out. #shatterpoint #miniatures
Figured I'd start posting some miniatures I paint on here. Not some of my best work, but they were fun to paint regardless! #shatterpoint #miniatures
December 20, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Figured I'd start posting some miniatures I paint on here. Not some of my best work, but they were fun to paint regardless! #shatterpoint #miniatures
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pleaaaaaase adapt the later dune books where the bene gesserit are in a religious war with hentai pussy wizards
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 AM
pleaaaaaase adapt the later dune books where the bene gesserit are in a religious war with hentai pussy wizards
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Every time we fuck, we win
"I think of [Sophia Parnok] now because we are once again living in an age where to be who you are, for many people, will become a crime...I think of her and remember that sometimes just being—being all that you are, despite injunctions against that being—is enough."
@swordsjew.bsky.social
@swordsjew.bsky.social
How to Stay Alive and Horny Under Authoritarianism
Sophia Parnok (1885-1933) was born in Taganrog, Russia—Anton Chekhov’s hometown, on the sea of Azov—two decades or so before her country exploded. Born into...
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November 12, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Every time we fuck, we win
What disappoints me more this week than those who showed up and blindly voted for hatefulness is those that recognized what was wrong, but decided to stay home. I just want the world to be a better place. That cannot be done unless we all fight for it.
November 8, 2024 at 6:16 PM
What disappoints me more this week than those who showed up and blindly voted for hatefulness is those that recognized what was wrong, but decided to stay home. I just want the world to be a better place. That cannot be done unless we all fight for it.
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"It's impossible to get into superhero comics"
"It's impossible to get into Kingdom Hearts"
"It's impossible to get into Fate"
"It's impossible to get into Gundam"
"It's impossible to get into Dungeons & Dragons"
Look dude, after a certain point I think you might just be dumb.
"It's impossible to get into Kingdom Hearts"
"It's impossible to get into Fate"
"It's impossible to get into Gundam"
"It's impossible to get into Dungeons & Dragons"
Look dude, after a certain point I think you might just be dumb.
October 11, 2024 at 4:14 PM
"It's impossible to get into superhero comics"
"It's impossible to get into Kingdom Hearts"
"It's impossible to get into Fate"
"It's impossible to get into Gundam"
"It's impossible to get into Dungeons & Dragons"
Look dude, after a certain point I think you might just be dumb.
"It's impossible to get into Kingdom Hearts"
"It's impossible to get into Fate"
"It's impossible to get into Gundam"
"It's impossible to get into Dungeons & Dragons"
Look dude, after a certain point I think you might just be dumb.
