Nick
@horatio89.bsky.social
Brewers fan. Loving parent to dog and cat.
This is a bit late but here is the best action shot of 2025
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
This is a bit late but here is the best action shot of 2025
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i think at least 4 of these are basically guaranteed
December 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
i think at least 4 of these are basically guaranteed
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Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now https://theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-would-never-make-the-cut-now/
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Childhood Best Friend Would Never Make The Cut Now https://theonion.com/childhood-best-friend-would-never-make-the-cut-now/
On one hand is John Calipari ranting & raving like a lunatic about how he can’t illegally cheat college basketball anymore and then on the other hand is Dan Hurley who very calmly and thoughtfully says that sport needs a commissioner because it is utter chaos
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
On one hand is John Calipari ranting & raving like a lunatic about how he can’t illegally cheat college basketball anymore and then on the other hand is Dan Hurley who very calmly and thoughtfully says that sport needs a commissioner because it is utter chaos
Apparently for the colts they preferred a feel good story rather than trying to make the playoffs or at least win a game
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Apparently for the colts they preferred a feel good story rather than trying to make the playoffs or at least win a game
Every aspect of this Colts team has been god awful
December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Every aspect of this Colts team has been god awful
The thing to keep in mind about the Maher vs Chappelle spat is that they are both horrible people
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The thing to keep in mind about the Maher vs Chappelle spat is that they are both horrible people
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
To the best doggie anyone could have asked for. You gave us so much love and life you will be missed Birdie 💔
November 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
To the best doggie anyone could have asked for. You gave us so much love and life you will be missed Birdie 💔
Highly recommend the documentary “City of Gold”. Such a fascinating look of him and his view of LA food cuisine and the city in general
Jonathan Gold loved LA and he’s sorely missed
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Highly recommend the documentary “City of Gold”. Such a fascinating look of him and his view of LA food cuisine and the city in general
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When the Dodgers play the Blue Jays on Saturday, they will complete the current AL East World Series opponent quinfecta as they had already played Yankees, Red Sox, Orioles and Rays in the World Series
October 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
When the Dodgers play the Blue Jays on Saturday, they will complete the current AL East World Series opponent quinfecta as they had already played Yankees, Red Sox, Orioles and Rays in the World Series
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First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
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Me: This crowd is kinda subdued, which makes sense after just playing a fifth game against a rival two days ago.
Unnamed media member: They should bring out Counsell.
Unnamed media member: They should bring out Counsell.
October 13, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me: This crowd is kinda subdued, which makes sense after just playing a fifth game against a rival two days ago.
Unnamed media member: They should bring out Counsell.
Unnamed media member: They should bring out Counsell.
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MLB's final four has been set, aka the Henry Blanco gauntlet, named for the only player to play for the Dodgers, Brewers, Blue Jays, and Mariners
October 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
MLB's final four has been set, aka the Henry Blanco gauntlet, named for the only player to play for the Dodgers, Brewers, Blue Jays, and Mariners
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One of my commenters just now: "Matt Shaw still has the same number of postseason hits as Charlie Kirk."
Man, it's rough out there.
Man, it's rough out there.
October 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
One of my commenters just now: "Matt Shaw still has the same number of postseason hits as Charlie Kirk."
Man, it's rough out there.
Man, it's rough out there.
Keys to the game: score runs.
I mean that really should be the only thing you need to win right?
I mean that really should be the only thing you need to win right?
Love that we’re still doing “Keys to the Game” shit. Really, professor? Seattle should try to hit home runs and extra-base hits against Skubal? Thanks for the expert insight!
October 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Keys to the game: score runs.
I mean that really should be the only thing you need to win right?
I mean that really should be the only thing you need to win right?
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“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
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Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.
October 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Two dudes whom despite their best efforts have no power in Canada.
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Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ https://theonion.com/report-83-of-americans-just-want-to-put-on-sunglasses-1826567879/
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Report: 83% Of Americans Just Want To Put On Sunglasses And Say ‘Let’s Do This’ https://theonion.com/report-83-of-americans-just-want-to-put-on-sunglasses-1826567879/
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Rooting interests:
1-2 (FUCK YES!)
3-5 (Happy for them)
6-7 (fine, sure)
8 (no)
9 (fuck no)
10-11 (god dammit no)
12 (may an asteroid kill us all)
1. Phillies
2. Padres
3. Mariners
4. Brewers
5. Guardians
6. Reds
7. Tigers
8. Dodgers
9. Cubs
10. Blue Jays
11. Red Sox
12. Yankees
1-2 (FUCK YES!)
3-5 (Happy for them)
6-7 (fine, sure)
8 (no)
9 (fuck no)
10-11 (god dammit no)
12 (may an asteroid kill us all)
1. Phillies
2. Padres
3. Mariners
4. Brewers
5. Guardians
6. Reds
7. Tigers
8. Dodgers
9. Cubs
10. Blue Jays
11. Red Sox
12. Yankees
September 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Rooting interests:
1-2 (FUCK YES!)
3-5 (Happy for them)
6-7 (fine, sure)
8 (no)
9 (fuck no)
10-11 (god dammit no)
12 (may an asteroid kill us all)
1. Phillies
2. Padres
3. Mariners
4. Brewers
5. Guardians
6. Reds
7. Tigers
8. Dodgers
9. Cubs
10. Blue Jays
11. Red Sox
12. Yankees
1-2 (FUCK YES!)
3-5 (Happy for them)
6-7 (fine, sure)
8 (no)
9 (fuck no)
10-11 (god dammit no)
12 (may an asteroid kill us all)
1. Phillies
2. Padres
3. Mariners
4. Brewers
5. Guardians
6. Reds
7. Tigers
8. Dodgers
9. Cubs
10. Blue Jays
11. Red Sox
12. Yankees
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This is some Connecticut bullshit.
September 23, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This is some Connecticut bullshit.
It’s days like today I think this country would have been better off losing to the British during the revolutionary war
September 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s days like today I think this country would have been better off losing to the British during the revolutionary war
Sometimes it’s the little things that can help fight fascism.
September 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sometimes it’s the little things that can help fight fascism.
