Toddster
@horatiotuna.bsky.social
Just you're regular, run of the mill hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength. Buy my book here: https://a.co/d/74U02ah
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Actually I enjoy trying to find and discover myself in hell. Become a writer
May 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Actually I enjoy trying to find and discover myself in hell. Become a writer
Why the fuck is Kamala still asking me for money? JFC the Democratic party is tone deaf.
May 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Why the fuck is Kamala still asking me for money? JFC the Democratic party is tone deaf.
If George R.R. Martin REALLY wanted to troll his fans, he'd hand the series over to Patrick Rothfuss to finish.
May 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
If George R.R. Martin REALLY wanted to troll his fans, he'd hand the series over to Patrick Rothfuss to finish.
Good god, these Toronto uniforms are awful #FridayNightBaseball
March 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Good god, these Toronto uniforms are awful #FridayNightBaseball
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YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work
Hahaha I totally got this text last night, too
March 18, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Hahaha I totally got this text last night, too
Finally saw The Substance. Absolutely horrifying. Very few movies gross me out, but the body horror in that one definitely did the job.
March 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Finally saw The Substance. Absolutely horrifying. Very few movies gross me out, but the body horror in that one definitely did the job.
Maybe you shouldn't have supported him then, dipshit.
Sen. Kennedy on Fox: "I'm worried about the tariffs ... if this starts causing inflation, we're gonna have to recalibrate"
March 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Maybe you shouldn't have supported him then, dipshit.
I don’t know what Rubio has done in the last decade to make anyone think this. I’m genuinely curious to hear these people explain that logic.
BASH: You voted to approve Marco Rubio's nomination to be secretary of state. Did you make the right choice?
CHRIS MURPHY: Nope. It was a mistake. It was a mistake. I think a lot of us thought Marco Rubio was going to stand up to Trump on an issue like this.
CHRIS MURPHY: Nope. It was a mistake. It was a mistake. I think a lot of us thought Marco Rubio was going to stand up to Trump on an issue like this.
March 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I don’t know what Rubio has done in the last decade to make anyone think this. I’m genuinely curious to hear these people explain that logic.
I am growing five varieties of okra this year. I am the only one in the house who likes okra.
March 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I am growing five varieties of okra this year. I am the only one in the house who likes okra.
In The Miso Soup wasn’t quite as disturbing and fucked up as I was led to believe, but it was so damn good that it didn’t matter. Absolutely LOVED it and suggest that you run, not walk, to the nearest independent bookstore and get yourself a copy.
March 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In The Miso Soup wasn’t quite as disturbing and fucked up as I was led to believe, but it was so damn good that it didn’t matter. Absolutely LOVED it and suggest that you run, not walk, to the nearest independent bookstore and get yourself a copy.
I absolutely LOVE they John Cena finally went heel in the middle of his farewell tour. What a fun swerve. We wanted it, and we FINALLY got it! #wwe #eliminationchamber
March 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I absolutely LOVE they John Cena finally went heel in the middle of his farewell tour. What a fun swerve. We wanted it, and we FINALLY got it! #wwe #eliminationchamber
Cody Rhodes told The Rock to go fuck himself on live tv! #wwe #eliminationchamber
March 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Cody Rhodes told The Rock to go fuck himself on live tv! #wwe #eliminationchamber
Currently reading In The Miso Soup and my word, what a book. I've stayed up way too late the last nights unable to put it down. It's been awhile since a book kept me from sleep.
March 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Currently reading In The Miso Soup and my word, what a book. I've stayed up way too late the last nights unable to put it down. It's been awhile since a book kept me from sleep.
HOLY MOLY COW I finally saw Godzilla Minus One and it's not only a great Godzilla movie, but a great MOVIE in general. If you haven't seen it, walk, don't run, to the nearest non-corporate owned shop that sells movies and buy a copy, post haste!
March 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
HOLY MOLY COW I finally saw Godzilla Minus One and it's not only a great Godzilla movie, but a great MOVIE in general. If you haven't seen it, walk, don't run, to the nearest non-corporate owned shop that sells movies and buy a copy, post haste!
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Last night Canadians again booed the US anthem and they were right to do so.
February 16, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Last night Canadians again booed the US anthem and they were right to do so.
I really thought our first foreign-born president would be Schwarzenegger, not some wiener Great Value Bond villain.
February 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I really thought our first foreign-born president would be Schwarzenegger, not some wiener Great Value Bond villain.
Anyone else consider oatmeal raisin cookies diet cookies?
February 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Anyone else consider oatmeal raisin cookies diet cookies?
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Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
February 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.
It's fine, though. IT'S FINE. I'll just keep my phone on me when I hit the ole jazz cabbage from now on so that the threeve of you can be entertained by such gems as "i bet there are a lot of racist ghosts" and real time reactions to pro wrestling.
February 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's fine, though. IT'S FINE. I'll just keep my phone on me when I hit the ole jazz cabbage from now on so that the threeve of you can be entertained by such gems as "i bet there are a lot of racist ghosts" and real time reactions to pro wrestling.
I just read through my whole feed and YIKES. I really need to step up my game. You shoulda seen my twitter account back before I 86'd it. Had some real gems over there.
February 9, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I just read through my whole feed and YIKES. I really need to step up my game. You shoulda seen my twitter account back before I 86'd it. Had some real gems over there.
I just saw a video of Glenn Danzig and he was SMILING. Then I saw another interview from a few years earlier than that and he was also smiling and laughing. Apparently the 90's were his happy phase.
February 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I just saw a video of Glenn Danzig and he was SMILING. Then I saw another interview from a few years earlier than that and he was also smiling and laughing. Apparently the 90's were his happy phase.
What a stupid fucking world we live in now that there are commercials for commercials.
February 7, 2025 at 10:32 PM
What a stupid fucking world we live in now that there are commercials for commercials.
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I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
Google Maps to rename 'Gulf of Mexico' to 'Gulf of America' for US users
Google Maps will change the name of "Gulf of Mexico" to "Gulf of America" once it is officially updated in the U.S. Geographic Names System, it said in an X post on Monday.
www.reuters.com
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I will be continuing to call it the Gulf of Mexico because I don't cater to the whims of a ridiculous felon
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
www.reuters.com/world/us/goo...
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico to me and always will be.
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo on the Gulf of Mexico: They say they are going to call it the Gulf of America on their continental shelf...For us and for the whole world, it is still called the Gulf of Mexico (digitally translated)
January 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It’s still the Gulf of Mexico to me and always will be.