C.H.
hotonchronicles.bsky.social
C.H.
@hotonchronicles.bsky.social
Twitter refugee. Still finding my way in this world one dead end at a time.
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Have FUN!!!!!
#Anonymous
March 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Can you cross into Canada as a refugee with a uhaul? Do we have to leave everything behind? What about pets? Should we sell our house? Can we stay until the end of the school year? Will I ever be allowed back without a passport and corrected birth certificate?

This is insane. I'm fucking exhausted
February 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Their arms just do that now.
February 21, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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In this last month I have made the mental transition from "air travel is very safe" to "at least it would be a relatively quick way to go"
February 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Octavia Butler was a black female science fiction writer who won several awards for her works, including Hugo, Locus, and Nebula awards. In 1995, Butler became the first science-fiction writer to receive a MacArthur Fellowship.
February 16, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Am I the only one that didn't know that Mustard's (the producer on Kendrick Lamar's album) real name is Dijon McFarlane? Meaning his stage name is Mustard but his real name is actually a type of Mustard so his stage name is basically his real name? For some reason this pleases me, greatly.
February 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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February 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Huh, I wonder who could have foreseen this? 🤔
February 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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You cannot make this up
February 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Education Department employees on probation were abruptly dismissed without cause across the department this morning. Staff have been warned that more layoffs are coming.
February 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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We’re still not shopping at Target.
February 12, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Robert Plant: "I just wrote a song about a girl"

Jimmy Page (relieved): "Cool! A love song?"

RP: "Yes, about finding my true love"

JP: "Great, a classic love song"

RP: "Well it does take place in the darkest depths of Mordor. And there's a weird little guy"

JP (under breath): "fuck, this again"
February 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Ok, so they also hated Jon Batiste’s performance of the national anthem.

You could understand the words perfectly fine. Not disrespecting the flag at all—to the contrary.

Still trying to figure out what the commonality it is. More research needed.
February 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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That’s a cuck chair now.
February 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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not everything you love in your teenage years holds up but Green Day was cooking with American Idiot
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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BREAKING: VIRUS FROM NEVADA DAIRY WORKER WITH BIRD FLU HAS THE SAME GENETIC MUTATION seen in the Nevada cows – a change of PB2 D701N that has previously been assoc with more efficient virus replication in ppl & mammals.

CDC told Fortune that the D1.1 variant in this worker is the same strain of
February 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.
February 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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I can’t believe the Supreme Court said the president was above the law and now the president is acting like he’s above the law.
February 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Now more than ever.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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None of this would have made any sense in 2012, but that Mayan calendar didn’t have the courage to kill us all.
February 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Trump, Vance, and Musk are pushing to rehire a staffer who resigned after being called out for a social media account with a history of racist posts. “To err is human, to forgive divine,” Elon Musk said in defense of the move. No—it’s not err; it’s racism. No excuses.
February 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
February 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Sorry I can’t make it tonight, I have a zoom with my Chinese Tik tok spy to strategize on how they can steal my data back from Felon and his prepubescent goons.
February 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Please Participate If You Can. Kindly Repost! 💙😎
February 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM