Elysia
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Friends are switching from WhatsApp to Signal. Smart move. Also, the less you support Zuck the Cuck, the better.
February 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Friends are switching from WhatsApp to Signal. Smart move. Also, the less you support Zuck the Cuck, the better.
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Last night Kendrick won as many Grammys for Not Like Us as Drake has won in his entire career. I would simply never show my face in public again
February 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Last night Kendrick won as many Grammys for Not Like Us as Drake has won in his entire career. I would simply never show my face in public again
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i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die.
she is never caught.
she is never caught.
February 4, 2025 at 12:23 AM
i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die.
she is never caught.
she is never caught.
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See, this is why I couldn't be in charge of the Grammys because I would've put "Drake's Career" in the In Memoriam section
February 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
See, this is why I couldn't be in charge of the Grammys because I would've put "Drake's Career" in the In Memoriam section
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Reminder that being evil makes you stupid:
“But certainly [Sauron] had already become evil, and therefore stupid…” - Morgoth’s Ring
“But certainly [Sauron] had already become evil, and therefore stupid…” - Morgoth’s Ring
February 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reminder that being evil makes you stupid:
“But certainly [Sauron] had already become evil, and therefore stupid…” - Morgoth’s Ring
“But certainly [Sauron] had already become evil, and therefore stupid…” - Morgoth’s Ring
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popsicles are fruit corndogs
February 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
popsicles are fruit corndogs
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A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
February 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A movie called The Hotdog Vendor, where Jason Statham plays a hotdog vendor who, yep, you guessed it, is a former elite special forces assassin trying to live a quiet life when he's summoned back for one last job, and ends up kicking 197 guys in the face
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Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
January 31, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Idgaf I’m still fighting for guaranteed healthcare.
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
Aspiration is the answer. Not just “we’re not the bad guys.”
We need something more meaningful than that. I want a future worth fighting for. They have no vision. We do. Lean into our strengths and knock them out. 👊🏽
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i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
January 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i think it is important to say that the open and explicit racism of the president and the vice president isn’t just uncouth or “controversial” but a direct attack on tens of millions of americans and a dereliction of their duty to represent the entire country
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does anyone else find their dreams being very intense on new and full moons???
January 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
does anyone else find their dreams being very intense on new and full moons???
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Companies that, as of now, are still dedicated to diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Meijer
Kroger
Costco
Ben and Jerry’s
Ulta
Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom
TJ Maxx
Walgreens
Dollar Tree
Auntie Anne’s
Cinnabon
Do with this list what you will.
Meijer
Kroger
Costco
Ben and Jerry’s
Ulta
Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom
TJ Maxx
Walgreens
Dollar Tree
Auntie Anne’s
Cinnabon
Do with this list what you will.
January 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Companies that, as of now, are still dedicated to diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Meijer
Kroger
Costco
Ben and Jerry’s
Ulta
Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom
TJ Maxx
Walgreens
Dollar Tree
Auntie Anne’s
Cinnabon
Do with this list what you will.
Meijer
Kroger
Costco
Ben and Jerry’s
Ulta
Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom
TJ Maxx
Walgreens
Dollar Tree
Auntie Anne’s
Cinnabon
Do with this list what you will.
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Tonight I fuck a Cinnabon on top of a palette of paper towels from Costco (wearing an Old Navy tee Winnie the Pooh style)
January 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Tonight I fuck a Cinnabon on top of a palette of paper towels from Costco (wearing an Old Navy tee Winnie the Pooh style)
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It's always funny to see people arguing on Green Day or Offspring Instagram videos about what is and what isn't punk in 2025 😂 brother, in 2025 it's punk rock to just use your fuckin brain at all (re-uploaded because I forgot it's 2025 now lmao)
January 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
It's always funny to see people arguing on Green Day or Offspring Instagram videos about what is and what isn't punk in 2025 😂 brother, in 2025 it's punk rock to just use your fuckin brain at all (re-uploaded because I forgot it's 2025 now lmao)
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Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean
January 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean
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We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
January 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government
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Had a full blown panic attack today for the first time in more than a decade, so suck it haters, this bitch still has the body of a 20 year old
January 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Had a full blown panic attack today for the first time in more than a decade, so suck it haters, this bitch still has the body of a 20 year old
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ppl have called xiaohongshu Chinese TikTok, Chinese Instagram and Chinese Pinterest but upon learning that one of the most common post types there prior to the Americans showing up was girls asking for advice about arguments with their Mother In Law I can say for sure it's actually Chinese Reddit
January 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
ppl have called xiaohongshu Chinese TikTok, Chinese Instagram and Chinese Pinterest but upon learning that one of the most common post types there prior to the Americans showing up was girls asking for advice about arguments with their Mother In Law I can say for sure it's actually Chinese Reddit
January 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM