Dr. Lucien Sanchez
@hotshotsurgeon.bsky.social
Hotshot surgeon, Vietnam veteran, one track lover
Homer, I'll tell you what I told Redford. "It ain't gonna happen."
June 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Homer, I'll tell you what I told Redford. "It ain't gonna happen."
*nodding* Bloodsport
Once the single most densely populated area in the world, the Kowloon Walled City was an architectural aberration whose disconcerting aesthetic influenced numerous works of art in different fields of creation, including a small yet consequential number of video games from all parts of the world 🧵
May 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
*nodding* Bloodsport
Started learning bass yesterday and I'm already thinking up musical acts that scare the hoes
May 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Started learning bass yesterday and I'm already thinking up musical acts that scare the hoes
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[man leans into doorway of near-future los angeles bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. They Live is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. They Live is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
[man leans into doorway of near-future los angeles bathroom]
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. They Live is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."
"Hey, you gotta finish up in there. They Live is happening."
"Alright. Just a sec."
Dead ass thought he meant Taz the wrestler for a second
Beginning to regret my tattoo of Taz getting surgery (the angle completely obscures Taz's body and it appears to only be a tattoo of the backs of several worried human surgeons. Also for some reason the tattoo artist decided to make it clear from body language that the surgery is going poorly)
April 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Dead ass thought he meant Taz the wrestler for a second
Omg me
on nice you're gonna love my friend he's got nothing going on in his life and is a huge fucking loser
April 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Omg me
Is there a way to keep this website from jumping to the top of the feed whenever it refreshes? That's the main thing keeping me from posting here more
April 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Is there a way to keep this website from jumping to the top of the feed whenever it refreshes? That's the main thing keeping me from posting here more
You rockin with us?
April 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You rockin with us?
"Hurt people hurt people" hey pal you don't have to tell me twice
February 2, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"Hurt people hurt people" hey pal you don't have to tell me twice
We simply don't know that Kaitlin didn't fuck a baby into him between seasons
January 23, 2024 at 7:43 PM
We simply don't know that Kaitlin didn't fuck a baby into him between seasons
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Her *rubbing my hands*
I like a man with calluses
Me: Yep, I got those from gooning
Her: Ooh, I'm impressed by a guy who can masturbate for multiple hours in a day. It shows commitment
Me: I once gooned for 8 hours
Her: An entire workday!
Waiter: Your check, sir
Me: Can you get this?
I like a man with calluses
Me: Yep, I got those from gooning
Her: Ooh, I'm impressed by a guy who can masturbate for multiple hours in a day. It shows commitment
Me: I once gooned for 8 hours
Her: An entire workday!
Waiter: Your check, sir
Me: Can you get this?
January 5, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Her *rubbing my hands*
I like a man with calluses
Me: Yep, I got those from gooning
Her: Ooh, I'm impressed by a guy who can masturbate for multiple hours in a day. It shows commitment
Me: I once gooned for 8 hours
Her: An entire workday!
Waiter: Your check, sir
Me: Can you get this?
I like a man with calluses
Me: Yep, I got those from gooning
Her: Ooh, I'm impressed by a guy who can masturbate for multiple hours in a day. It shows commitment
Me: I once gooned for 8 hours
Her: An entire workday!
Waiter: Your check, sir
Me: Can you get this?
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oh hey youve got a tag left on the back of your pants, here let me get this off and.. hmmm…..
January 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
oh hey youve got a tag left on the back of your pants, here let me get this off and.. hmmm…..
I don't want to see any Rich Uncle Skeleton content unless it's going to maturely address his long history of racist and sexist behaviour
Yeah Steamboat Willie whatever, when are these entering the public domain?
January 1, 2024 at 10:59 PM
I don't want to see any Rich Uncle Skeleton content unless it's going to maturely address his long history of racist and sexist behaviour
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
Glad he's still going strong
December 29, 2023 at 8:27 PM
Glad he's still going strong
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I DON'T DESERVE REAL FOOD
December 26, 2023 at 2:54 AM
I DON'T DESERVE REAL FOOD
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Get ready to smoke that Chunky White Crunch.Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante.
December 19, 2023 at 8:10 PM
Get ready to smoke that Chunky White Crunch.Skante is a slang term for crystal meth. A skante warrior is a person who has evolved from over usage of crystal meth. They gain supernatural powers, akin to a vampire, except instead of blood, they need more skante.
That's rough. Anything over 6,000 is automatic intent to distribute
Australian woman charged with stealing van carrying 10,000 doughnuts
Australian woman charged with stealing van carrying 10,000 doughnuts
It is unclear if the 28-year-old knew the van she is alleged to have stolen contained 10,000 doughnuts.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 15, 2023 at 12:46 AM
That's rough. Anything over 6,000 is automatic intent to distribute
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a lot of Beef House fans have come to despise Boro and his mid series addition to the house but you can count me out of all that. Boro and his night diarrhea are the glue that held those boys together
December 8, 2023 at 2:39 AM
a lot of Beef House fans have come to despise Boro and his mid series addition to the house but you can count me out of all that. Boro and his night diarrhea are the glue that held those boys together
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my powers out and im squatting nude in my home like a ghoulie. i am miming emergence from a toilet here in the quiet darkness
December 7, 2023 at 1:41 AM
my powers out and im squatting nude in my home like a ghoulie. i am miming emergence from a toilet here in the quiet darkness
"Sodas, pop and ginger ale" is going to have Americans in shambles
Name me something people liked that these types thought WASN'T Satan trying to trick people into hell.
December 5, 2023 at 3:45 PM
"Sodas, pop and ginger ale" is going to have Americans in shambles