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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1h

lol, total ponzi scheme economy. all the way down

jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1h

considering i didn't see these ads until after the piece where the reviewer was like "this thing is fucking annoying", yeah.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 13h

on the one hand, sure, the reality is way less bonkers than the thing people have been saying, on the other hand, it's been really funny watching people *almost* get why it's super fucking weird that *we* have bases in every* country

* do not correct me, i don't care

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18h

i mean, we could all take guesses, but any guess is as reasonable as its own opposite here

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18h

i do not know what the person in the screenshot is saying and i am confident in saying that you, the reader, do not either

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18h

going by the decor, is this not TGI Fridays?

Someone on Twitter posted a photo of themselves doing a happy dance as they receive a hot plate of fajitas. Then "Raw Egg Nationalist" on Twitter retweets them, writing: It's incredible that these people exist, but they really do. These are the people who justify the demographic replacement of Western countries in terms of the variety of street food and how many different kinds of fried-meat-and-vegetables in flatbread they can buy.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18h

also: this is how i found out you have one (1) area code for your entire state

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18h

i can help with this one. that's bugs

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 18h

wow, and right next to the david patrick kelly hair salon

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 20h

i wonder if his siblings know he's using their children as evidence of his accomplishments

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 20h

considering that he has explicitly linked 'stopping [some unspecific] war' with his going to heaven, he absolutely is assuming that's what the peace part of the name of the prize is

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 22h

yeah i was doing similar math (i don't think that 10k number refers to what she has authority over) and thought no, she has never intended to read any of them herself, and she doesn't see saying that as lying because everybody has accepted that AI is how you do stuff now

jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

you are not going to "read all of them carefully", you are going to feed them into chatgpt, assuming you don't just pretend you never asked for this when nobody participates

L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d

You can always tell people who didn't work their way up through real jobs and manage based on the dumbest ideas they've heard of other terrible bosses doing.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 23h

i feel for this guy though. to think, finally, a way to see crime or police in media, and have it ripped away from you?

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

yeah exactly - i don't love 'contemporary' for both the fact that it just means 'at the same time of' and like you're saying, just becomes the new word that causes the same problem somewhere down the line

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

but it was literally made by teachers! i don't know what they teach

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

i've always had trouble with this because i know that like The Thing Called 'Modern Art' ended like 50 years ago but how else are you supposed to talk about art that is currently being made (and which at least to a layman is indistinguishable in aesthetic from Modern Art)

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

grasping my way to the top of the leaderboards

Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 1d

”im addicted to this Buddhism game” —things someone who is good at buddhism would say???

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

jm @jaubertmoniker.net · Jul 24

you ever look at correspondence from 15-20 years ago and think "how did anyone ever tolerate me"

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

getting canceled for saying 'mansion boy' like island boys

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

during the primary it was clear that he was just a spite candidate and it's only intensified since. he doesn't even want to be mayor, he's just mad somebody else might be

Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 1d

[Me, a poor, on the subway, glowering jealously at all those fat cat, fancy pants rich people on the public bus]

Andrew Cuomo tweet:

@ZohranKMamdani's "plan" provides no relief for working families who take the subway, and unnecessary benefits to wealthy New Yorkers who take the bus and can afford the fare.

I focus on working families, while @ZohranKMamdani the mansion boy focuses on helping the rich.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

whew my allyship paid off

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

also just to cover this particular base: i am not a woman, i realize it could be a lot worse

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

you are not going to "read all of them carefully", you are going to feed them into chatgpt, assuming you don't just pretend you never asked for this when nobody participates

L @banalplay.bsky.social · 1d

You can always tell people who didn't work their way up through real jobs and manage based on the dumbest ideas they've heard of other terrible bosses doing.

Oliver Darcy @oliverdarcy.bsky.social · 1d

Here's the full memo.

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

one of my favorite things about being on this website is talking about something i know about and having a stranger go "actually no, it's [completely wrong thing] 😏"

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

wait what is it they have a billion of?

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jm @jaubertmoniker.net · 1d

man i thought musescore was supposed to be usable for microtonal shit. apparently microtonal playback is only available via plugins, none of which work on any recent version. doodoo ass

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