Catholic Slater
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whenever i hear about new internet drama i follow the Spread Eagle Cross The Block By Death Grips Rule and ask myself:
1. What Is It?
2. Where Is It?
3. How Will It Affect Me?
if the answers are I'm Not Sure, Nowhere Near Me, and It Won't then i completely ignore it
hope this helps!!
1. What Is It?
2. Where Is It?
3. How Will It Affect Me?
if the answers are I'm Not Sure, Nowhere Near Me, and It Won't then i completely ignore it
hope this helps!!
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[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
November 24, 2024 at 1:42 PM
[eyeball dangling from socket]
Haha I think it’s just allergies
Haha I think it’s just allergies
me: basically blow is the new pot, pot is the new booze, booze is the new cigarettes, cigarettes are electronic but theyre the new coffee, and coffee is the new blow for some reason
80s businessman recently thawed from cryo, who hasnt been listening for a few minutes: the real estate guy? really?
80s businessman recently thawed from cryo, who hasnt been listening for a few minutes: the real estate guy? really?
November 24, 2024 at 11:58 PM
me: basically blow is the new pot, pot is the new booze, booze is the new cigarettes, cigarettes are electronic but theyre the new coffee, and coffee is the new blow for some reason
80s businessman recently thawed from cryo, who hasnt been listening for a few minutes: the real estate guy? really?
80s businessman recently thawed from cryo, who hasnt been listening for a few minutes: the real estate guy? really?
if i took The Substance i would simply follow all the instructions and not experience any adverse psychological effects
November 24, 2024 at 6:49 AM
if i took The Substance i would simply follow all the instructions and not experience any adverse psychological effects
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trying to pull on a sock while sitting on the toilet and blacking out like a fighter pilot pulling high Gs
November 24, 2024 at 5:58 AM
trying to pull on a sock while sitting on the toilet and blacking out like a fighter pilot pulling high Gs
they should make a version of Batman where bruce waynes parents are still alive because emos from rich stable and supportive families are 10 times more insane and dangerous
November 24, 2024 at 6:45 AM
they should make a version of Batman where bruce waynes parents are still alive because emos from rich stable and supportive families are 10 times more insane and dangerous
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me: I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there haha
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
November 24, 2024 at 12:13 AM
me: I hate when I walk into a room and forgot why I went in there haha
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
patient grabs my ankle: epipen
The Rocky Horror Picture Show ruined movie theaters for me. i should be allowed to scream and throw things at every movie.
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 AM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show ruined movie theaters for me. i should be allowed to scream and throw things at every movie.
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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idk just seems like folks didn’t really try hard enough to have fun at Fyre Fest
November 23, 2024 at 3:14 PM
idk just seems like folks didn’t really try hard enough to have fun at Fyre Fest
whenever i hear about new internet drama i follow the Spread Eagle Cross The Block By Death Grips Rule and ask myself:
1. What Is It?
2. Where Is It?
3. How Will It Affect Me?
if the answers are I'm Not Sure, Nowhere Near Me, and It Won't then i completely ignore it
hope this helps!!
1. What Is It?
2. Where Is It?
3. How Will It Affect Me?
if the answers are I'm Not Sure, Nowhere Near Me, and It Won't then i completely ignore it
hope this helps!!
November 24, 2024 at 5:50 AM
whenever i hear about new internet drama i follow the Spread Eagle Cross The Block By Death Grips Rule and ask myself:
1. What Is It?
2. Where Is It?
3. How Will It Affect Me?
if the answers are I'm Not Sure, Nowhere Near Me, and It Won't then i completely ignore it
hope this helps!!
1. What Is It?
2. Where Is It?
3. How Will It Affect Me?
if the answers are I'm Not Sure, Nowhere Near Me, and It Won't then i completely ignore it
hope this helps!!
please dont let the red hot chili peppers know about this
November 24, 2024 at 5:43 AM
please dont let the red hot chili peppers know about this
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I don’t believe in antibiotics do you have a very small cauterizing iron
November 23, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I don’t believe in antibiotics do you have a very small cauterizing iron
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1951
November 23,1951
November 23, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1951
November 23,1951
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Two things you should know about me:
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
November 23, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Two things you should know about me:
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
1. You should take everything I say extremely seriously
2. I speak for all Trans people
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If you find me annoying, you are correct.
November 23, 2024 at 4:14 PM
If you find me annoying, you are correct.
when my immortality is threatened but i have made peace with my own destruction and realized that my contract was made out of fear of the unknown and i am ready to accept that which i cannot truly control and release my soul from samsara
November 24, 2024 at 5:14 AM
when my immortality is threatened but i have made peace with my own destruction and realized that my contract was made out of fear of the unknown and i am ready to accept that which i cannot truly control and release my soul from samsara
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Top 3 New Movies Of 2024
1. Terrifier 3
2. Wicked
3. The Substance
these are the only new movies i saw this year. i will not be seeing any more. thank you.
1. Terrifier 3
2. Wicked
3. The Substance
these are the only new movies i saw this year. i will not be seeing any more. thank you.
November 23, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Top 3 New Movies Of 2024
1. Terrifier 3
2. Wicked
3. The Substance
these are the only new movies i saw this year. i will not be seeing any more. thank you.
1. Terrifier 3
2. Wicked
3. The Substance
these are the only new movies i saw this year. i will not be seeing any more. thank you.
let me upload gifs you fucking cowards
November 23, 2024 at 8:19 AM
let me upload gifs you fucking cowards
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Bruce Willis stole the idea of succumbing to dementia from me
November 23, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Bruce Willis stole the idea of succumbing to dementia from me
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microplastics toxicity is far superior to lead toxicity
November 22, 2024 at 12:24 PM
microplastics toxicity is far superior to lead toxicity