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David, (No royal city).
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Geordie/Belfast heritage. That's me in the West Stand paddocks v Villa with my dad, (trust me I'm there somewhere), and also in pic with David Kelly's worn shirt keeping it anonymous thanks very much. 👍
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New followers, If I haven't followed back it'll probably be for one of these reasons;

1. I haven't got around to it yet.

2. You haven't posted much or at all so I can't see what you're like yet.

3. We're not really on the same wavelength or our interests differ.
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Anthony Gordon sent off v Liverpool for the same foul on Van Djik. Obviously a move they work on in training…
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
A yellow card for Tottenham against Liverpool and QUELLE SURPRISE var tells him to look at it again, fucking corrupt as fuck, the fear is real for upsetting the holy teams in red, anyone else, just move on, forget it. Must be worth at least ten points a season to certain clubs. Fucking joke league.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Chelsea motm today a really close call between the ref and the VAR team, I just can't separate them.
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Matthew Goodwin objects to prosecuting this: ‘I think it’s time for the British to gang together, hit the streets and start the slaughter. Violence and murder is the only way now. Start off burning every migrant hotel then head off to MPs’ houses and Parliament, we need to take over by FORCE.’
December 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Michelle Mone-linked PPE Medpro wound up after order to repay £148m for faulty goods.

Company has £600,000 assets. Govt is unsecured creditor, won't recover anything.

Hard to trace money in offshore bank accounts.

Govt could sue directors for fraud, will take years, what will it recover?
Michelle Mone-linked PPE Medpro wound up after being ordered to repay £148m
In a ruling, Insolvency and Companies Court Judge Sebastian Prentis placed the company into liquidation
www.independent.co.uk
December 19, 2025 at 7:23 AM
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Yorkshire Water boss said "not being transparent" about receiving £1.3m payments from the parent company was a "mistake".

They carefully planned to circumvent the rules, civil society exposed it. No retribution

Customer fleecing, sewage dumping continues for bigger profits and exec bonuses
Yorkshire Water boss 'mistaken' to keep £1.3m payment secret
Nicola Shaw says she was wrong in
www.bbc.co.uk
December 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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December 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Farage has been fully aligned with, and amplified by, Putin’s propaganda machine for over 12 years now, ever since he met the Russian Ambassador and got a regular slot on Russia today. Leave EU synchronised their messaging with the Kremlin. It’s all here bylinetimes.com/2024/06/19/t...
The Five Questions Nigel Farage is Never Asked About Brexit, Trump and Russia
As the media provides the Reform Leader with a prominent platform, Peter Jukes considers all the concerning lines of enquiry that journalists never confront him with
bylinetimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Time for an old seasonal favourite...

David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"

Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."

Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"

Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"

Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."
two men in suits and sweaters are standing next to each other in a living room .
ALT: two men in suits and sweaters are standing next to each other in a living room .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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It’s exactly this kind of dismal, prejudiced bollox from the Daily Mail that’s got us into the ruinous Brexit mess we’re in. What a moronic response to us rejoining Erasmus and all the benefits that brings. If they’re really worried about cost, they should push to cancel Brexit altogether.
December 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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"People on low incomes in County Durham
are about to be hit with a council tax bill for the first time
Reform-led Durham County Council has scrapped full exemptions
From April most of the poorest residents
will have to pay at least 10% of their council tax"
via Reform Are Not Your Friends
December 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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When 97% is 'no clear consensus', and 52% is 'the will of the people', it's time to face facts that Governments do what Governments want to do regardless of what their people actually want.
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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Headline caviar from Scotland's Sunday Post
December 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Got our best people trying to work out who made Lebedev a Lord.
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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If ever there was a photo which illustrates why generative AI is so utterly shallow and meaningless it is this one.
‘Simon Being Taken out to Sea for the First Time since His Father Drowned’, Skinningrove, North Yorkshire in 1983 by Chris Killip. It became a weekly ritual for him, done to prevent him becoming afraid of the sea as that is where the community earned their living.
December 15, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Post derby teeth grinding as you’d expect - a big week up and coming - win some football matches lads eh? #NUFC

tf1892.substack.com/p/thru-black...
THRU BLACK & WHITE EYES - Malaise - 15/Dec/25
Newcastle United malaise continues as Howe's men fail to turn up in derby game
tf1892.substack.com
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Eddie usually learns as he goes along, needs a bit extra learning at the minute, mind. The recruitment also (at the minute) is looking at its worst since the new regime took over and was an area we did well in up till now.
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
0-0s each that was all day until Nick's brainfart. All round shit performance but credit to the front three who were stand out shit. 👍
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Absolutely horrendous today, no excuses, fatigue doesn't start from minute one.
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Is the derby finished yet?
December 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Some parts of Newcastle have seen better days.
#Photography
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Sadly, too many people who say “I support the royal family” actually mean “I’m too lazy to think about the implications of one family amassing billions of pounds in wealth, in secret, at the expense of me and every other tax paying citizen.”
December 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Part 6 - Steve Bruce’s victory tune remains unplayed and Ryan Taylor gets over a wall - #NUFC

tf1892.substack.com/p/derby-days...
Derby Days - Ryan Taylor over Steve Bruce’s wall!
Sunderland 0 Newcastle United 1, 20/Aug/2011, Stadium of Light, Premier League. Att: 47,751.
tf1892.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Part 5 - Shearer bows out, Luque wraps it up and a groundsman unravels - #NUFC

tf1892.substack.com/p/derby-days...
Derby Days - Kevin Ball, meltdowns and Shearer signs off!
Sunderland 1 Newcastle United 4, Stadium of Light, 17/Apr/2006, Premier League. Att: 40,032
tf1892.substack.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM