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Kelsey
@iamkelskels.bsky.social
foxy grandpa | she/her
In honor of Indiana playing in the semi finals tonight, allow me to present to you Kelsey, aka "Girl Who Shot Guns Beers" circa 2013. We didn't win games back then but definitely never lost a tailgate.
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Had a very friendly conversation with someone I've known for years so now it's time to spiral in anxiety about for no apparent reason.
January 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I know Doug is a boy cat by the way he always lays down under my chest whenever I do push-ups. He just lays there and purrs. Dude is trying to get smothered into oblivion and is thrilled about it.
January 5, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Ordered a pair of cheetah print pants. Look out, 2026.
January 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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January 2, 2026 at 12:13 AM
the face of someone who absolutely did not just chew up my shoe, no sir!
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Got stoned and listened to a smutty romance novel while doing my make-up and think I just genuinely reached a flow state.
December 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
merry chrysler
December 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
i swear to god the narrator of this audiobook just said "qwuickwy" instead of "quickly"
December 24, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm not going to wear my reindeer onesie to the airport but I'd be lying if i said I didn't briefly consider it
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
ding ding ding, we have a winner!!!
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Midsommar / Midwintar
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i have really long beautiful mermaid hair right now and having to take care of it is driving me 🍌s
December 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
i accidentally slept until 12:30 p.m. and have been discombobulated since. like the sun is about to set for the day and all I've done so far is drink coffee and watch Heated Rivalry edits
December 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i started to write something about knitting, realized i don't know if the past tense of knitting would be "i knit" or "i knitted" and have been utterly paralyzed since
December 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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maybe the whos stayed away from the grinch because he was nude like 96% of the time
December 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
congratulations to me for winning 3rd place in my work's holiday desk decorating contest by covering my desk with pictures of deviled eggs
December 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Indiana's Curt Cignetti is named the AP coach of the year in college football. He's the first coach to win the honor back-to-back.
Indiana's Curt Cignetti becomes the first back-to-back winner of AP coach of the year
Curt Cignetti has been named The Associated Press coach of the year in college football for the second consecutive season.
bit.ly
December 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
the last two weeks sucked so hard but at least i have my new favorite gay hockey player show to distract from it all
December 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
physically i am at the office but mentally i am here
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
not allowed to eat anything other than clear liquids today and i'm looooOOOooooosing my mind
December 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Girls Night dress code is "holiday outfit" and a gift exchange before we go to a bar. I have zero desire to wear a cute dress like everyone else is planning so I think I'm going to order a reindeer onesie instead.
December 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM