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anne t. donahue
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writer and yapper
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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thought i saw a man brought to life
he was warm, he came around like he was dignified
he showed me what it was to cry
well you couldn't be that man that i adored
for i am speaking of our one true lord
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
welcome to the stage of the semester where every essay you begin somehow feels like lisa simpson going, "the train doesn't come by much anymore" as that very train comes flying past.
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
thought i saw a man brought to life
he was warm, he came around like he was dignified
he showed me what it was to cry
well you couldn't be that man that i adored
for i am speaking of our one true lord
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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100% not AI.
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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The 2020s are going to be serious contenders for the most "you had to have been there" historical period on record.
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
essay pitch: "'am i sexual?' how 'backstreet's back' normalized healthy sexual discourse in male friendships"
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
today i found joy in tapping into my natural gift: smiling and shaking the hand of the doctor who was rude and dismissive to my mom like bernie mac does to the van salesman in ocean's 11
November 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
in a waiting room with a finance bro explaining his job to his grandma who does not understand. should i interrupt to let them both know that his job isn't real y/n
November 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
the hunger games (2012, dir. gary ross)
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
today i saw human beings spending their precious finite time on earth raking leaves
November 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
rasputin is the best song in the world and if you disagree with me i am embarrassed for you
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
fellas remember the good ole days when you could prey gleefully in the vip club
Seriously, what is wrong with these people?
November 16, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Humans need other human beings to survive. I'm sorry that this makes some people lose their shit but it's one of the key truths of life.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
okay wow naming TWISTER as all four? taste is taste god bless
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
THE MOVIES *AND* US. WE ARE ALL SO BACK.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"i am brave" - me doing anything
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Today is the publication day for WITHOUT CONSENT, a book I am so proud to share with the world, and that the New York Times Book Review says "is years — decades — overdue."

Read more, and order in your preferred format from your favorite retailer here: www.sarahweinman.com/book/without...
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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There once was a man who said "scone"
So that it rhymed with "gone",
But his wife said "scone"
To rhyme with "tone";
That marriage is over, it's done.
November 11, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
nevertheless, she ruined the workplace.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM