Ian Harrison
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Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
David Squires on … Mr Infantino’s trip to Washington and meeting with Donald Trump
Our cartoonist on two larger than life presidents coming together to discuss Coldplay, a portal to hell and much more
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March 11, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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March 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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![Cartoon by Stephen Collins for The Guardian. Script as follows:
[scene is Winston Churchill in a bbc studio, giving his 'finest hour' speech]
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CHURCHILL:
The whole fury and might of the enemy must very soon be turned on us.
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CHURCHILL:
Hitler knows that he will have to break us in this Island or lose the war.
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CHURCHILL:
If we can stand up to him, all Europe may be free
and the life of the world may move forward into broad, sun-
BBC PRESENTER:
Thank you prime minister
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BBC PRESENTER:
Mr hitler, your response?
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HITLER [in the studio]:
Vell zis is hysterical woke nonsense as usual from mr Churchill
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HITLER:
What we are proposing -
CHURCHILL:
Hang on
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HITLER:
Let me finish - what we are proposing eez a simple power-sharing arrangement -
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CHURCHILL:
What's he doing here
BBC PRESENTER:
It's important we hear both sides of the debate
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CHURCHILL:
This isn't a debate
You don't debate fascists
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HITLER:
Oh here we go with ze Godwins law!
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HITLER:
Why must you people always compare ze things you don't like to 'fascists, Nazis, Hitler'...
CHURCHILL:
Because you are a fascist Nazi Hit-
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HITLER [standing up, saluting]:
RAUSS!
BBC PRESENTER:
*Please* Mr Churchill let him speak
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Terrific game of football at Plough Lane today. I’ll never sniff at a win, but it’s definitely more fun to win a good game than a dull one! Thought the fans played our part tremendously too - the South Stand was absolutely rocking at times! 💛💙
March 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Terrific game of football at Plough Lane today. I’ll never sniff at a win, but it’s definitely more fun to win a good game than a dull one! Thought the fans played our part tremendously too - the South Stand was absolutely rocking at times! 💛💙
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Dear BBC the USA is not ‘stepping up pressure on Ukraine to agree a peace deal’. It is taking Russia’s side in the war.
March 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Dear BBC the USA is not ‘stepping up pressure on Ukraine to agree a peace deal’. It is taking Russia’s side in the war.
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*** NEW BLOG ***
No goals, no glory
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/03/07/n...
Here I look at some of the stats behind Wimbledon's low goals return and speculate on what needs to improve (spoiler: score more goals).
Comments, retweets, shares always welcome.
No goals, no glory
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/03/07/n...
Here I look at some of the stats behind Wimbledon's low goals return and speculate on what needs to improve (spoiler: score more goals).
Comments, retweets, shares always welcome.
No goals, no glory
Wimbledon are going through a sticky patch. No wins in 4 before the crunch clash with Notts County. Despite giving away some sloppy goals, the Dons defence has held up reasonably well, with only 3 …
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March 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
*** NEW BLOG ***
No goals, no glory
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/03/07/n...
Here I look at some of the stats behind Wimbledon's low goals return and speculate on what needs to improve (spoiler: score more goals).
Comments, retweets, shares always welcome.
No goals, no glory
wimbledonstatsblog.wordpress.com/2025/03/07/n...
Here I look at some of the stats behind Wimbledon's low goals return and speculate on what needs to improve (spoiler: score more goals).
Comments, retweets, shares always welcome.
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The only acceptable football half time show is someone either under the age of 15, or over the age of 40, trying to score a goal from the halfway line to win a free meal at a Harvester.
oh my god stop this, stop yankifying football, now, of all possible times, is not the time to decide to randomly yankify something that was entirely fine to begin with
Coldplay and FIFA working on first ever World Cup final halftime show
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March 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The only acceptable football half time show is someone either under the age of 15, or over the age of 40, trying to score a goal from the halfway line to win a free meal at a Harvester.
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March 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, dear Ukrainian friends, you are not alone.
February 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dear Volodymyr Zelenskyy, dear Ukrainian friends, you are not alone.
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I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
February 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can't stand bullies. President Zelensky is now trying to stand up against two of them. We should have his back. #SlavaUkraïni
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Lindsey Graham just said he's "never felt prouder of Trump and Vance" and Zelenskyy "needs to resign" because he's "not someone US can do business with".
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
February 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Lindsey Graham just said he's "never felt prouder of Trump and Vance" and Zelenskyy "needs to resign" because he's "not someone US can do business with".
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
I mean, if the plan is to run a sort of global protection racket and extort money, your first easy target not paying up must be REALLY annoying.
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Thread about the long tail for fraud and why football clubs need to take due diligence more seriously.
Sometime in January, the website of TitanCapitalMarkets.com vanished...
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Sometime in January, the website of TitanCapitalMarkets.com vanished...
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February 22, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Thread about the long tail for fraud and why football clubs need to take due diligence more seriously.
Sometime in January, the website of TitanCapitalMarkets.com vanished...
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Sometime in January, the website of TitanCapitalMarkets.com vanished...
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February 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Strangely enough the Telegraph looks less ridiculous with Sunday Sport stories.
February 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Strangely enough the Telegraph looks less ridiculous with Sunday Sport stories.
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Trump is a Russian stooge. Putin may as well written this himself.
And any Republican in Congress who said they support our allies before, but are silent today over this, are worthless.
And any Republican in Congress who said they support our allies before, but are silent today over this, are worthless.
February 19, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Trump is a Russian stooge. Putin may as well written this himself.
And any Republican in Congress who said they support our allies before, but are silent today over this, are worthless.
And any Republican in Congress who said they support our allies before, but are silent today over this, are worthless.
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Calling Zelensky a “Dictator” must be where the line is drawn.
It is my sincere hope that the whole political spectrum in the United Kingdom will speak with one voice in opposition to Trump’s lies.
It is my sincere hope that the whole political spectrum in the United Kingdom will speak with one voice in opposition to Trump’s lies.
February 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Calling Zelensky a “Dictator” must be where the line is drawn.
It is my sincere hope that the whole political spectrum in the United Kingdom will speak with one voice in opposition to Trump’s lies.
It is my sincere hope that the whole political spectrum in the United Kingdom will speak with one voice in opposition to Trump’s lies.
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A Trump shill on Newsnight claims there are more people in prison in UK jails for freedom of speech violations than in Putin’s Russia.
These people are radicalised, insane, plain stupid or some combination of all three.
These people are radicalised, insane, plain stupid or some combination of all three.
February 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
A Trump shill on Newsnight claims there are more people in prison in UK jails for freedom of speech violations than in Putin’s Russia.
These people are radicalised, insane, plain stupid or some combination of all three.
These people are radicalised, insane, plain stupid or some combination of all three.
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