nikki
@ieatwords.bsky.social
they/them • rspm, cyprianic, magician • 18+ only • #philippinesorcery • here for the good time, and the long time
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nikki
@ieatwords.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Hello new people. I hope you find the safety you seek soon.
Why yes I just had a black tea latte that was 15% air, thanks.
It was delish.
It was delish.
January 21, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Why yes I just had a black tea latte that was 15% air, thanks.
It was delish.
It was delish.
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reskeet if you approve
January 19, 2026 at 9:41 AM
reskeet if you approve
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My favorite homophobic complaint in Dark Science was, after years of gay subplots, heroic left wing terrorists and canonically trans characters, when Kim finally confessed to Ling, a guy commented "wow so even *you're* trying to score woke points now"
October 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
My favorite homophobic complaint in Dark Science was, after years of gay subplots, heroic left wing terrorists and canonically trans characters, when Kim finally confessed to Ling, a guy commented "wow so even *you're* trying to score woke points now"
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Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
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you've been visited by the New Year Angel repost to be kissed by your crush on NYE ✨😇💝
January 1, 2026 at 3:48 AM
you've been visited by the New Year Angel repost to be kissed by your crush on NYE ✨😇💝
Hexblade warlock, but their patron happens to be the Black Goat of a Thousand Young
December 30, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Hexblade warlock, but their patron happens to be the Black Goat of a Thousand Young
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Just came across this on Mastodon and thought I'd share it for anyone wondering if adding image alt text is "worth it."
ChanceyFleet: "As a Blind person i never thought i would be on social media savoring photos... all dispatches from a dimension of the world that i otherwise wouldn't experience."
ChanceyFleet: "As a Blind person i never thought i would be on social media savoring photos... all dispatches from a dimension of the world that i otherwise wouldn't experience."
August 5, 2024 at 11:20 AM
Just came across this on Mastodon and thought I'd share it for anyone wondering if adding image alt text is "worth it."
ChanceyFleet: "As a Blind person i never thought i would be on social media savoring photos... all dispatches from a dimension of the world that i otherwise wouldn't experience."
ChanceyFleet: "As a Blind person i never thought i would be on social media savoring photos... all dispatches from a dimension of the world that i otherwise wouldn't experience."
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The only known instance of a Warlock dominating and controlling their Fae Patron, The Beauty’s cruelty, decadence and ambition far outshine’s The Beast’s.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The only known instance of a Warlock dominating and controlling their Fae Patron, The Beauty’s cruelty, decadence and ambition far outshine’s The Beast’s.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
If the fight’s not going well, you can nominate an adventurer to stay behind and “Be Their Guest”, and they’ll let the rest leave.
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You've made it through Thursday!
Rest up, and we will trot to Friday evening together.
Rest up, and we will trot to Friday evening together.
December 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You've made it through Thursday!
Rest up, and we will trot to Friday evening together.
Rest up, and we will trot to Friday evening together.
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DO NOT SAY;
THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE.
THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE.
December 17, 2025 at 9:34 AM
DO NOT SAY;
THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE.
THIS IS HOW IT HAS TO BE.
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Tell me, Man.
Is there not one in all your ranks?
Is there not one who values courage over life?
Is there not one in all your ranks?
Is there not one who values courage over life?
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Tell me, Man.
Is there not one in all your ranks?
Is there not one who values courage over life?
Is there not one in all your ranks?
Is there not one who values courage over life?
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Tomorrow, 10 December 2025, the Online Safety Act 2021 (Cth) s 63E(2) will take effect. It will require social media platforms to take measures to ensure that they do not host accounts belonging to Australians under 16 years old. It will require them to do so by collecting Australian users' ID.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Tomorrow, 10 December 2025, the Online Safety Act 2021 (Cth) s 63E(2) will take effect. It will require social media platforms to take measures to ensure that they do not host accounts belonging to Australians under 16 years old. It will require them to do so by collecting Australian users' ID.
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Art commissions open on Ko-Fi & Vgen!
🎄 For the holidays, I'm offering 5% off on both platforms! (December 1 'til January 03.) 🎄
(Style & genre not limited to what's shown in samples.)
☕️ ko-fi.com/veninschwarz...
🌟[ Code: PUTOBOOMBOOMPOW ]🌟
💚 vgen.co/VeninSchwarz
#artph #oc #VGenOpen #artmoots
🎄 For the holidays, I'm offering 5% off on both platforms! (December 1 'til January 03.) 🎄
(Style & genre not limited to what's shown in samples.)
☕️ ko-fi.com/veninschwarz...
🌟[ Code: PUTOBOOMBOOMPOW ]🌟
💚 vgen.co/VeninSchwarz
#artph #oc #VGenOpen #artmoots
December 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Art commissions open on Ko-Fi & Vgen!
🎄 For the holidays, I'm offering 5% off on both platforms! (December 1 'til January 03.) 🎄
(Style & genre not limited to what's shown in samples.)
☕️ ko-fi.com/veninschwarz...
🌟[ Code: PUTOBOOMBOOMPOW ]🌟
💚 vgen.co/VeninSchwarz
#artph #oc #VGenOpen #artmoots
🎄 For the holidays, I'm offering 5% off on both platforms! (December 1 'til January 03.) 🎄
(Style & genre not limited to what's shown in samples.)
☕️ ko-fi.com/veninschwarz...
🌟[ Code: PUTOBOOMBOOMPOW ]🌟
💚 vgen.co/VeninSchwarz
#artph #oc #VGenOpen #artmoots
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The sistrum is in my right hand, he dispels your wrath; the menit-necklace is in my left hand to push away your violence. (OGC)
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
The sistrum is in my right hand, he dispels your wrath; the menit-necklace is in my left hand to push away your violence. (OGC)
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@kallidorarho.bsky.social put T-girl knights in my brain and so now I must become someone's Ser.
December 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
@kallidorarho.bsky.social put T-girl knights in my brain and so now I must become someone's Ser.
> no grab ride back to the hotel, no green taxi either.
> do a quick trick for the geomantic figure of Via, visualize a taxi's yellow light arriving
> less than a minute later, a taxi arrives and takes me back to the hotel
I love magic. #witchsky
> do a quick trick for the geomantic figure of Via, visualize a taxi's yellow light arriving
> less than a minute later, a taxi arrives and takes me back to the hotel
I love magic. #witchsky
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
> no grab ride back to the hotel, no green taxi either.
> do a quick trick for the geomantic figure of Via, visualize a taxi's yellow light arriving
> less than a minute later, a taxi arrives and takes me back to the hotel
I love magic. #witchsky
> do a quick trick for the geomantic figure of Via, visualize a taxi's yellow light arriving
> less than a minute later, a taxi arrives and takes me back to the hotel
I love magic. #witchsky
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The Invitation has the honor of having two of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen on an website
December 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
The Invitation has the honor of having two of the funniest comments I’ve ever seen on an website
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Fun thing about V&V 2.0; now that enemies have their own Ability Scores, the Himbo/Bimbofication spell can be used as an offensive option against enemy casters.
Turn evil wizards into cheerful, charming airheads with a much higher chance of exploding on miscast.
I find this idea incredibly funny.
Turn evil wizards into cheerful, charming airheads with a much higher chance of exploding on miscast.
I find this idea incredibly funny.
December 5, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Fun thing about V&V 2.0; now that enemies have their own Ability Scores, the Himbo/Bimbofication spell can be used as an offensive option against enemy casters.
Turn evil wizards into cheerful, charming airheads with a much higher chance of exploding on miscast.
I find this idea incredibly funny.
Turn evil wizards into cheerful, charming airheads with a much higher chance of exploding on miscast.
I find this idea incredibly funny.
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THERE IS NO PRICE THEY WOULDN'T PAY,
FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LEAD THEM.
FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LEAD THEM.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 AM
THERE IS NO PRICE THEY WOULDN'T PAY,
FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LEAD THEM.
FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO LEAD THEM.
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Posting this for no other reason than to get some Looney Tunes media floating around Bluesky.
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Posting this for no other reason than to get some Looney Tunes media floating around Bluesky.
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"Why did you not just make me be born as a girl in the first place?"
"Why does a child with a windup car not place it at the finish line? Defeats the purpose of the game, doesn't it?"
"Why does a child with a windup car not place it at the finish line? Defeats the purpose of the game, doesn't it?"
November 29, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"Why did you not just make me be born as a girl in the first place?"
"Why does a child with a windup car not place it at the finish line? Defeats the purpose of the game, doesn't it?"
"Why does a child with a windup car not place it at the finish line? Defeats the purpose of the game, doesn't it?"
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.