Iris
@ifdots.bsky.social
sometimes I do stuff on the internet
https://mycringeweb.site
profile picture from the picrew mentioned in the corner :D
https://mycringeweb.site
profile picture from the picrew mentioned in the corner :D
You ever wonder if dogs are hanging out somewhere going “every scent is another wonderful secret” and that’s why they’re so hyped about smelling things
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
You ever wonder if dogs are hanging out somewhere going “every scent is another wonderful secret” and that’s why they’re so hyped about smelling things
people: "it doesn't matter how good a thing you make is! it's about the process! submit everything!"
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
December 16, 2025 at 10:08 AM
people: "it doesn't matter how good a thing you make is! it's about the process! submit everything!"
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
me: *submits*
my submission: *disappears*
me: "well, that was pointless"
people: "we don't make stuff for it to be good, it's to have fun"
... but then ... why ... why would you ever submit it? ...
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No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
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i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
December 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
i get knocked down
i don't get up from that
instead i'm gonna take a nap
sleeping the day away
sleeping the day away
after five years of making music i've finally realized that you should master an album to a specific loudness level instead of having all the songs vary between 10 and 20 db
i'm a genius
i'm a genius
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
after five years of making music i've finally realized that you should master an album to a specific loudness level instead of having all the songs vary between 10 and 20 db
i'm a genius
i'm a genius
Does coming into a new group and asking for everyone’s allergies feel a little bit like a supervillain plot to everyone else?
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Does coming into a new group and asking for everyone’s allergies feel a little bit like a supervillain plot to everyone else?
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November 29, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Remember: It ys okaye to be lonely. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Remember: It ys okaye to be lonely. It ys okaye to feel lost. It ys okaye to be sad. It ys okaye to have no plannes or just small plannes. It ys okaye to have big plannes that seem exhausting. It ys okaye to be a mess. Take care of thyself. Thou art amazinge.
we were turning on the road today and there was this rusted old pickup truck turning to the left without a blinker and it made me think:
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
we were turning on the road today and there was this rusted old pickup truck turning to the left without a blinker and it made me think:
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
-why aren’t they signaling to turn?
-maybe it’s because of something about blinking?
-is blinking too woman-coded?
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😂
Our dystopian future is looking light, bright, and just a touch whimsical.
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
😂
sometimes i just want to buy something. it's not that i want to buy something in particular. i just want to do the capitalist ritual of Purchase
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
sometimes i just want to buy something. it's not that i want to buy something in particular. i just want to do the capitalist ritual of Purchase
me: "there's no reason to look at tweets. it's so easy to ignore them! i do it all the time!"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
me: "there's no reason to look at tweets. it's so easy to ignore them! i do it all the time!"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
me, getting one(1) single mean tweet: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?! I'm so nice and now i'm sad :( why don't you like me??? if not everyone likes me i'm worthless D:"
I was like "I'm going to be a writer!" and then I got a degree to be a writer! and then I looked for jobs
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was like "I'm going to be a writer!" and then I got a degree to be a writer! and then I looked for jobs
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
...
...
...
and then nobody would hire me for anything but ...
tech support.
and then i used the power of completing one million sudoku puzzles to be a programmer and now it's sort of my job.
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Fools! It should be bigger boobs, BIGGER WEAPONS. Zweihanders all round!!!
A correlation in FFXIV: nearly all make characters carry weapons.
Women's likelihood of carrying weapons correlqtes to their boob size. Bigger boobs, fewer weapons.
Women's likelihood of carrying weapons correlqtes to their boob size. Bigger boobs, fewer weapons.
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fools! It should be bigger boobs, BIGGER WEAPONS. Zweihanders all round!!!
why is the dropout bit that is stuck in my head by far the most the dumbest one
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
why is the dropout bit that is stuck in my head by far the most the dumbest one
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
medeseen
heh heh heh heh heh
i wish that windows's "kernel level protection" didn't just fully crash my laptop randomly. that would be nice
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
i wish that windows's "kernel level protection" didn't just fully crash my laptop randomly. that would be nice
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Ice can't take it when Chicago salts the streets
Breaking: They're leaving?!
Border Patrol Chief Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago. Federal immigration agents part of Trump’s “Operation Midway Blitz” may soon leave Chicago, sources said the mission was rapidly winding down.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Border Patrol Chief Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago. Federal immigration agents part of Trump’s “Operation Midway Blitz” may soon leave Chicago, sources said the mission was rapidly winding down.
www.chicagotribune.com/2025/11/10/f...
Federal Border Patrol Chief Gregory Bovino and agents said to be leaving Chicago, sources say
Cmdr. Gregory Bovino was expected to depart Chicago within days, while most Border Patrol agents under this command would soon be redeployed elsewhere, three sources told the Tribune Monday.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Ice can't take it when Chicago salts the streets
I wish that there were rational ways to explain and have mutual agreement of things. but sometimes ... i think the things are too harsh, too raw, for that sort of communication to happen.
eg: i know a lot of people who are very pro-israel. and i know some people who are explicitly israeli.
eg: i know a lot of people who are very pro-israel. and i know some people who are explicitly israeli.
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I wish that there were rational ways to explain and have mutual agreement of things. but sometimes ... i think the things are too harsh, too raw, for that sort of communication to happen.
eg: i know a lot of people who are very pro-israel. and i know some people who are explicitly israeli.
eg: i know a lot of people who are very pro-israel. and i know some people who are explicitly israeli.
i bought some reeses/chips ahoy cookies. my wife's review of these cookies is:
she took one, stared at it, said out loud "this looks really disappointing", and put it back
she took one, stared at it, said out loud "this looks really disappointing", and put it back
November 8, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i bought some reeses/chips ahoy cookies. my wife's review of these cookies is:
she took one, stared at it, said out loud "this looks really disappointing", and put it back
she took one, stared at it, said out loud "this looks really disappointing", and put it back
just bought the game q-up and this is so much up my alley. great game. flipping so many coins
November 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
just bought the game q-up and this is so much up my alley. great game. flipping so many coins
just realized trump ordered over 200 billion dollars in new illegal taxes, then refuses to spend half of that amount they've already collected to do something so frivolous as "feed over a tenth of the country for a year". what a guy
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
just realized trump ordered over 200 billion dollars in new illegal taxes, then refuses to spend half of that amount they've already collected to do something so frivolous as "feed over a tenth of the country for a year". what a guy
me going to Culver’s:
“Instead of but her emails, I say butterburger”
“Instead of but her emails, I say butterburger”
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
me going to Culver’s:
“Instead of but her emails, I say butterburger”
“Instead of but her emails, I say butterburger”
time to make some house music for fun
November 4, 2025 at 6:03 AM
time to make some house music for fun
every time i update my midi tool gumroad is like "hey, send all the people who downloaded it an update email", but if i try to click it and send the update gumroad refuses to send it because i haven't earned enough money lol
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
every time i update my midi tool gumroad is like "hey, send all the people who downloaded it an update email", but if i try to click it and send the update gumroad refuses to send it because i haven't earned enough money lol