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adelaide.
@ill-omens.itch.io
an incurable dilettante, west philly bitch
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I make ttrpgs:
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the signal is fading, i doubt it will still be transmitting for too much longer...

my 2p epistolary zine game wont be staying online; if you want to send your own messages through the isolation of space download it while you can
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another 28th sketch
December 28, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
half of the ppl in this cafe in this moment are trans women. Huh
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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the first time in history this shit has happened. first time and it's on camera. what a privilege
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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[speedrunner steve brule] so coming up, we got one of those, uh - gulches. a frame porfect gulches, as a matter of nand in fact. what you gotta do is take your oca... ocaro... flute.

and then, what you do with the flute, is you make music. that the gulches like. you know what i'm saying.
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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the thing is, everyone really did get versed in esoteric wisdom and lore
December 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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always a bit hard to tell what's an interesting musing and what's a completely obvious by rote observation which is why I don't filter any of that and just journal whatever's on the dome to post
December 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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"I'm creeping!"

--Creeper
December 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
when i was a kid soft pretzels were a fuckin quarter
December 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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This TBH
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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At a Saturday night live party bill murray exclaimed that Chevy chase had “medium talent” bc he went into a trance at a seance and became a conduit for speaking w the deceased including Abraham Lincoln and kubla khan, to the delight of the boring Coke addicts and Canadians there 50 years ago or w/e
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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see part of the fun when I originally made and posted this on Twitter was desperately trying to get the (here excised) screenshot of the envelope with its green wax seal in the movie that looks just like the Taskmaster envelope HOWEVER the only option was scrubbing through a gray market cam stream
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets
December 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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the signal is fading, i doubt it will still be transmitting for too much longer...

my 2p epistolary zine game wont be staying online; if you want to send your own messages through the isolation of space download it while you can
December 22, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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SCROOGE, horrified, opens his own casket. Reaching into the casket, he pulls out a bottle of CERVEZA CRISTAL
December 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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setting aside my being gay as a factor in this, I do find straight relationships less interesting than gay ones because I suffer the humanities-and-adjacency curse of thinking homosexuality is more artistic. now, taking my being gay into consideration, there is acknowledgedly a heterophobic element
December 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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(seeing any three dwarves walking abreast through the secret entrance to my gold horde) well well well if it isn't Jackoff, Whackoff, and Beatoff
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
slay the princess is the thinking mans kfc dating sim (extremely derogatory)
December 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Happy Holiday Pay to all who observe
November 28, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Even if the two of us are ever torn apart ... Take my revolution #rgu
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Knútr (Cnut), king of the English, ordered the death of Eadric ‘Streona’ (‘the Grasper’), earl of Mercia, in London #OTD in 1017. Eiríkr, earl of Northumbria, beheaded him and cast his body over the city wall. In 1006, Eadric had murdered Ælfhelm, ealdorman in Northumbria. #medievalsky
December 25, 2025 at 7:35 AM