Samantha
@illustratorsam.bsky.social
Color Engineer. Illustrator. Macrame artist. (Former) BookTuber. Find me across the Interwebs: https://linktr.ee/illustratorsam
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Fun fact for you ammosexual gun rightsers:
The minute “gubmint” decided you can legitimately be killed for having a weapon, you lost your “2nd amendment” rights.
It’s gone.
Weird how all that NRA hype & fear mongering about Dems just petered out on a whimper when tyranny actually showed up.
The minute “gubmint” decided you can legitimately be killed for having a weapon, you lost your “2nd amendment” rights.
It’s gone.
Weird how all that NRA hype & fear mongering about Dems just petered out on a whimper when tyranny actually showed up.
January 25, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Fun fact for you ammosexual gun rightsers:
The minute “gubmint” decided you can legitimately be killed for having a weapon, you lost your “2nd amendment” rights.
It’s gone.
Weird how all that NRA hype & fear mongering about Dems just petered out on a whimper when tyranny actually showed up.
The minute “gubmint” decided you can legitimately be killed for having a weapon, you lost your “2nd amendment” rights.
It’s gone.
Weird how all that NRA hype & fear mongering about Dems just petered out on a whimper when tyranny actually showed up.
Get rid of ICE. TODAY.
January 24, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Get rid of ICE. TODAY.
This YouTube channel is greatly under appreciated. I fall asleep & read to their tunes. Even my cats seem to find it less offensive than my usual ASMR.
This channel needs way more subs please: www.youtube.com/live/qrTd1J0...
This channel needs way more subs please: www.youtube.com/live/qrTd1J0...
Love on Mars: A Retro-futuristic Dreamscape w/ Vintage oldies playing from another dimension
YouTube video by Nemo's Dreamscapes
www.youtube.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
This YouTube channel is greatly under appreciated. I fall asleep & read to their tunes. Even my cats seem to find it less offensive than my usual ASMR.
This channel needs way more subs please: www.youtube.com/live/qrTd1J0...
This channel needs way more subs please: www.youtube.com/live/qrTd1J0...
I’m good at the Diffles. 😏 I did have one this week which took me like 8 tries, so we’re even (I guess).
Diffle 2026-1-16
2 words / 12 letters
⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢⚪
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
Diffle 2026-1-16
2 words / 12 letters
⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢⚪
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
Diffle
Another Wordle spin-off game! Guess word of variable length. Each guess, hint tells the order the letters used
hedalu244.github.io
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
I’m good at the Diffles. 😏 I did have one this week which took me like 8 tries, so we’re even (I guess).
Diffle 2026-1-16
2 words / 12 letters
⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢⚪
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
Diffle 2026-1-16
2 words / 12 letters
⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢⚪
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
Why must every interaction with customer support take 1+ hours? I have an issue, fix immediately. Don’t give me a runaround for 45 minutes and ~then~ tell me my request is out of your scope and now I have to wait for a supervisor.
January 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Why must every interaction with customer support take 1+ hours? I have an issue, fix immediately. Don’t give me a runaround for 45 minutes and ~then~ tell me my request is out of your scope and now I have to wait for a supervisor.
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America First was a lie.
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
America First was a lie.
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if i were trump id release the epstein files to distract from ice
January 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
if i were trump id release the epstein files to distract from ice
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Yes please
January 9, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Yes please
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“To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis” Mayor Jacob Frey
January 7, 2026 at 9:29 PM
“To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis” Mayor Jacob Frey
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During Miami's Cocaine Cowboy era, a Cuban immigrant played a major role in an int'l drug ring, using an exotic animal business as cover
He stored kilos of cocaine in a spare bedroom that he smuggled around the US in cigarette cases
That major drug trafficker is Marco Rubio's brother-in-law
And
He stored kilos of cocaine in a spare bedroom that he smuggled around the US in cigarette cases
That major drug trafficker is Marco Rubio's brother-in-law
And
A Reminder That Marco Rubio's Brother-in-Law Was a Prolific Cocaine Trafficker
While Trump deports immigrants for old drug charges, Rubio's brother-in-law was the frontman of a drug trafficking operation.
www.miaminewtimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
During Miami's Cocaine Cowboy era, a Cuban immigrant played a major role in an int'l drug ring, using an exotic animal business as cover
He stored kilos of cocaine in a spare bedroom that he smuggled around the US in cigarette cases
That major drug trafficker is Marco Rubio's brother-in-law
And
He stored kilos of cocaine in a spare bedroom that he smuggled around the US in cigarette cases
That major drug trafficker is Marco Rubio's brother-in-law
And
Behold! My favorite thing generated from 2025: my reading mood noodle stats, c/o @thestorygraph.com #booksky
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Behold! My favorite thing generated from 2025: my reading mood noodle stats, c/o @thestorygraph.com #booksky
Did I just run out to my car because it looked like I left a light on in the interior?
Uh, yeah. It was the reflection of the moon.
Uh, yeah. It was the reflection of the moon.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Did I just run out to my car because it looked like I left a light on in the interior?
Uh, yeah. It was the reflection of the moon.
Uh, yeah. It was the reflection of the moon.
I thought EyeBuyDirect was gifting me a bookmark with my new driving specs! 🥲 It’s a setup guide for new glasses. Why bookmark shape if not a bookmark? 😭
Duh, Sam! The glasses are distance, not readers….
Duh, Sam! The glasses are distance, not readers….
December 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I thought EyeBuyDirect was gifting me a bookmark with my new driving specs! 🥲 It’s a setup guide for new glasses. Why bookmark shape if not a bookmark? 😭
Duh, Sam! The glasses are distance, not readers….
Duh, Sam! The glasses are distance, not readers….
I’m browsing Amazon for an A4 sized dot-grid notebook. This is the funniest detail about anything I’ve encountered.
December 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I’m browsing Amazon for an A4 sized dot-grid notebook. This is the funniest detail about anything I’ve encountered.
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us to NORAD: welcome to the resistance
December 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
us to NORAD: welcome to the resistance
Because I’m a genius:
Diffle 2025-12-23
2 words / 15 letters
⚪⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
Diffle 2025-12-23
2 words / 15 letters
⚪⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
Diffle
Another Wordle spin-off game! Guess word of variable length. Each guess, hint tells the order the letters used
hedalu244.github.io
December 23, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Because I’m a genius:
Diffle 2025-12-23
2 words / 15 letters
⚪⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
Diffle 2025-12-23
2 words / 15 letters
⚪⚪⚪⚪🟢🟢🟢
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
hedalu244.github.io/diffle/
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Here’s the 60 Minutes segment on Venezuela that the new coward in chief of CBS News, Bari Weiss, didn’t want Americans to see.
O Canada, well played.
O Canada, well played.
BREAKING: Here’s the 60 Minutes Segment Trump and CBS News Executives Don’t Want You to See
Hours before it was set to air last night, CBS News executives pulled the segment, but Canada’s Global TV app received it prior to broadcast.
www.thereset.news
December 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Here’s the 60 Minutes segment on Venezuela that the new coward in chief of CBS News, Bari Weiss, didn’t want Americans to see.
O Canada, well played.
O Canada, well played.
I’m sitting in my car with a VERY flat tire, waiting on a service truck to help me change it.
On the upside, the service is called “lobster truck” which makes me think of the classic dangling hook. I’m charmed.
On the upside, the service is called “lobster truck” which makes me think of the classic dangling hook. I’m charmed.
December 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m sitting in my car with a VERY flat tire, waiting on a service truck to help me change it.
On the upside, the service is called “lobster truck” which makes me think of the classic dangling hook. I’m charmed.
On the upside, the service is called “lobster truck” which makes me think of the classic dangling hook. I’m charmed.
Christmas gift to myself: new drivin’ specs! TWO PAIRS! 🎁
December 18, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Christmas gift to myself: new drivin’ specs! TWO PAIRS! 🎁
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Starting in 2027, Santa will be renamed Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Starting in 2027, Santa will be renamed Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Remember all the people who were fired from their jobs for simply stating facts about Charlie Kirk
December 15, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Remember all the people who were fired from their jobs for simply stating facts about Charlie Kirk
My morning beverage: single shot espresso over Nestle hot chocolate mix, mixed with oat milk. 😋😘
December 15, 2025 at 1:26 AM
My morning beverage: single shot espresso over Nestle hot chocolate mix, mixed with oat milk. 😋😘
The algorithms are all coordinated to show me nothing but ads for planners 🫠 I’m trying to hide them, but they could be pushing WORSE things on me.
December 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
The algorithms are all coordinated to show me nothing but ads for planners 🫠 I’m trying to hide them, but they could be pushing WORSE things on me.
It’s the end of my private student loan era: final payment posted on Monday.
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It’s the end of my private student loan era: final payment posted on Monday.