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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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February 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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February 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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I love grocery shopping. It’s the one time I spend $200 just to realize I still have nothing to eat
January 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I love grocery shopping. It’s the one time I spend $200 just to realize I still have nothing to eat
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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
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I would like to do shrooms right about now I think !
January 21, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I would like to do shrooms right about now I think !
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Dear White MAGA Men: you have never had a single right taken from you. Ever. Not once. Never in the history the United States have you woken up with fewer rights than you had the day before.
January 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Dear White MAGA Men: you have never had a single right taken from you. Ever. Not once. Never in the history the United States have you woken up with fewer rights than you had the day before.
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Hey guys! In this moment of grief I have decided to pledge my life to Christ again and also I’m straight now. I’m going from chappel to the Chapel! Ezekiel 23:20 💜🫶✝️⛪️🛐
January 19, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Hey guys! In this moment of grief I have decided to pledge my life to Christ again and also I’m straight now. I’m going from chappel to the Chapel! Ezekiel 23:20 💜🫶✝️⛪️🛐
Okay but hear me out:
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
A nighttime bookstore in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, tea is served to all who enter, there is an emotional support owl in each section, and a buy one / get one free sale occurs during every full moon.
December 3, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
December 1, 2024 at 4:11 PM
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
I’m gonna get my degree.
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Libraries are magical places for kids. Make sure to support your local library!
December 1, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Libraries are magical places for kids. Make sure to support your local library!
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The tiny home movement is being destroyed by companies designing prefabs that are becoming just as expensive as a traditional home
The point of this was to save money, not turn living within your means into a rich person aesthetic
The point of this was to save money, not turn living within your means into a rich person aesthetic
December 1, 2024 at 8:07 PM
The tiny home movement is being destroyed by companies designing prefabs that are becoming just as expensive as a traditional home
The point of this was to save money, not turn living within your means into a rich person aesthetic
The point of this was to save money, not turn living within your means into a rich person aesthetic
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Libraries are an investment. Not an expense
November 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Libraries are an investment. Not an expense
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The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier
What I support
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Pro-Science🔬
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Freedom From Religion 🚫🛐
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Pro-Science🔬
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Freedom From Religion 🚫🛐
November 27, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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why are all sinks so low??? who decided we should have to break our backs to wash our hands?
#questionsiknowicangooglebutwont
#questionsiknowicangooglebutwont
November 27, 2024 at 12:47 AM
why are all sinks so low??? who decided we should have to break our backs to wash our hands?
#questionsiknowicangooglebutwont
#questionsiknowicangooglebutwont
you’re telling me we have this giant hand in space, but stars and planets and such have no affect on our lives?
things like this are why i’m starting to believe in #astrology
things like this are why i’m starting to believe in #astrology
The Pillars of Creation captured by the James Webb Space Telescope
November 27, 2024 at 12:42 AM
you’re telling me we have this giant hand in space, but stars and planets and such have no affect on our lives?
things like this are why i’m starting to believe in #astrology
things like this are why i’m starting to believe in #astrology
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Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians
#literacy #libraries #librarians
November 25, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Every single school should have a library & a librarian, to help every single child find the books that will make them readers, and give them all the lifelong benefits of literacy. Libraries & librarians change children's lives FOREVER!
#literacy #libraries #librarians
#literacy #libraries #librarians
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What I support
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Pro-Science🔬
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Freedom From Religion 🚫🛐
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Pro-Science🔬
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Freedom From Religion 🚫🛐
November 25, 2024 at 3:39 AM
What I support
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Pro-Science🔬
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Freedom From Religion 🚫🛐
Immigrant rights ✊🏼
LGBTQIA+ 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
BLM 🖤
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Indigenous People 🫶
Pro-Science🔬
Women’s Rights 💖
Animal Rights 🐮
Human Rights 🫂
Pro-Choice ❤️🔥
Gender Identity 🤍
Mental Health Awareness 🎗
Disability Awareness 🏥
Climate Change Awareness 🍃
Freedom From Religion 🚫🛐
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Hot take for the TV industry.
Bring back 25 minute episodes and 6 seasons. We need to be able to flesh out story lines and let artists and writers work their magic again.
Bring back 25 minute episodes and 6 seasons. We need to be able to flesh out story lines and let artists and writers work their magic again.
November 25, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Hot take for the TV industry.
Bring back 25 minute episodes and 6 seasons. We need to be able to flesh out story lines and let artists and writers work their magic again.
Bring back 25 minute episodes and 6 seasons. We need to be able to flesh out story lines and let artists and writers work their magic again.