Jovial Ultimatum
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#Knotty #Joyous #tall #xylophonic
The Great Comet of 1843 had a tail that was over 300 kilometres long.
September 25, 2023 at 8:01 PM
The Great Comet of 1843 had a tail that was over 300 kilometres long.
September 14, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
August 28, 2023 at 12:28 AM
Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food
2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation
3. Asshole customer, chef revenge
4. World's Fair
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SAG-AFTRA Strike, explained
August 14, 2023 at 11:36 PM
SAG-AFTRA Strike, explained
Public Works Minister Kim Masland said 21FSP would do the work, valued at $180,000, and deliver its report sometime in the fall of 2024.
Cbc
Public Works Minister Kim Masland said 21FSP would do the work, valued at $180,000, and deliver its report sometime in the fall of 2024.
www.cbc.ca
September 14, 2023 at 6:53 AM
Public Works Minister Kim Masland said 21FSP would do the work, valued at $180,000, and deliver its report sometime in the fall of 2024.
Jackson plans to take aim at Flo-Jo’s 200m world record in Brussels
Fijitimes
Jackson plans to take aim at Flo-Jo’s 200m world record in Brussels
www.fijitimes.com
September 8, 2023 at 9:18 AM
Jackson plans to take aim at Flo-Jo’s 200m world record in Brussels
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
SBI Recruitment 2023: Recruitment for more than 6 thousand posts in State Bank of India, read details here
Informalnewz
SBI Recruitment 2023: Recruitment for more than 6 thousand posts in State Bank of India, read details here
www.informalnewz.com
September 1, 2023 at 12:16 PM
SBI Recruitment 2023: Recruitment for more than 6 thousand posts in State Bank of India, read details here
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my most controversial apocalyptic belief is that eating bugs will be fine, even good, actually.. they’re kinda already in all packaged foods.. lots of cultures eat bugs. bugs is good
August 5, 2023 at 5:49 PM
my most controversial apocalyptic belief is that eating bugs will be fine, even good, actually.. they’re kinda already in all packaged foods.. lots of cultures eat bugs. bugs is good
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One of these fuckers got inside and Mona has just been sitting and staring at it
August 5, 2023 at 6:46 PM
One of these fuckers got inside and Mona has just been sitting and staring at it
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side game of nightsky is predicting how many followers you're going to lose when people wake up and see the bullshit you left on their timeline like santa claus hanging used cum stockings on the mantle
August 28, 2023 at 8:03 AM
side game of nightsky is predicting how many followers you're going to lose when people wake up and see the bullshit you left on their timeline like santa claus hanging used cum stockings on the mantle
Donald Trump's enablers know that history’s heroes stand on principle, but they choose cowardice over courage.
Latimes
Donald Trump's enablers know that history’s heroes stand on principle, but they choose cowardice over courage.
www.latimes.com
August 20, 2023 at 12:06 PM
Donald Trump's enablers know that history’s heroes stand on principle, but they choose cowardice over courage.
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miss piggy drawings from a while ago, people seemed to really like these when I posted them on tumblr lol
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August 19, 2023 at 10:40 PM
miss piggy drawings from a while ago, people seemed to really like these when I posted them on tumblr lol
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ass or tits? bro, her massive purpley-brown undereye bags that make it look like her last good sleep was in the womb
August 20, 2023 at 2:27 AM
ass or tits? bro, her massive purpley-brown undereye bags that make it look like her last good sleep was in the womb
August 15, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Prospects of electoral defeat pushing opposition to discredit the process
Chronicle_zw
Prospects of electoral defeat pushing opposition to discredit the process
www.chronicle.co.zw
August 12, 2023 at 10:05 AM
Prospects of electoral defeat pushing opposition to discredit the process
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You could have killed just about anyone in America with this sentence in 1998. The nation would be yours to conquer.
The Mississippi Supreme Court has rejected Brett Favre's request to remove him from the State's civil lawsuit demanding $5 million over welfare funds spent on a volleyball stadium at his alma mater and $1.7 million on a drug company he was invested in.
Brett Favre Remains A Defendant In Welfare Lawsuit, Mississippi Supreme Court Rules
Brett Favre will remain a civil defendant in Mississippi’s lawsuit to recover millions in misspent welfare funds, the Mississippi Supreme Court says.
www.mississippifreepress.org
August 12, 2023 at 2:59 AM
You could have killed just about anyone in America with this sentence in 1998. The nation would be yours to conquer.
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lol. So. Our insurance is only going to cover $5000 worth of damage from our house flooding. Including mitigation, replacing anything we lost, and repairs. Mitigation alone will be $7500+.
Maybe buy things from my shop, please?
#authors #writingcommunity
https://ko-fi.com/anotherindiewriter/shop
Maybe buy things from my shop, please?
#authors #writingcommunity
https://ko-fi.com/anotherindiewriter/shop
Visit Another Indie Writer's Ko-fi Shop!
I've opened a Ko-fi shop. Come take a look!
ko-fi.com
August 11, 2023 at 7:46 PM
lol. So. Our insurance is only going to cover $5000 worth of damage from our house flooding. Including mitigation, replacing anything we lost, and repairs. Mitigation alone will be $7500+.
Maybe buy things from my shop, please?
#authors #writingcommunity
https://ko-fi.com/anotherindiewriter/shop
Maybe buy things from my shop, please?
#authors #writingcommunity
https://ko-fi.com/anotherindiewriter/shop
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mods are asleep, quick post your favorite anti-lawn memes
August 12, 2023 at 12:07 AM
mods are asleep, quick post your favorite anti-lawn memes
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