Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape
imyournew.dad
Olivia Nuzzi Piss Tape
@imyournew.dad
different line go up
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my brother, who did the full Hollow Knight gauntlet and defeated Absolute Radiance, and only a week or so ago said to me “Yeah idk Silksong is probably going to be too easy compared to this” is now absolutely malding in my dms about how hard it is.
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
does anything in Pluribus congeal at any point? I’m starting episode 4 and so far it’s got an interesting premise that it’s doing almost nothing with.
December 9, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Kei Truck Technical
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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stop trying to show me my year in review. what i did the past year is none of my business.
December 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Guy Who Has Really Intense Philly Suburb Pride: I would die for my country, King of Prussia
December 4, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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People are crying censorship, but I feel this doesn’t go far enough. All horses should be banned. Disgusting creatures. Too big. Too hard.
Horror game Horses removed from Epic Games Store, too: aftermath.site/horses-steam-e...
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
trying to find a 5 minute gap in between meetings to take a shit
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
oh i fucked up sleeping so bad bro
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 AM
came back to work today after a week off and really wish I hadn't
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
left the house like 28 hours ago and: I miss my cat
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
my parents got a puppy that is 100% adorable and 95% Demon
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
every time my cat sits on my lap I turn into Jodie Foster in Contact, just staring in awe at the beauty of it all, weeping
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Netflix creating “Netflix House“, essentially a movie theater with showings, events, and whatever else is already a very funny proposition, but launching the first location in ”Philadelphia” but putting it in King of Prussia is KILLING me.
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
the zapruder film? oh for sure man, I loved House of Leaves
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Many people today will be citing the 5th Poster’s Right of You Can‘t Make Me Read That, but the case law dictates that the I Had To See It So You Have To See It principle trumps.
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I want the Gabe Cube NOW
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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C-Suite using ChatGPT to ask how can they alienate their workers from their labour becoming admissible evidence in court is literally the top tier acceptable use case of this tech
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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ME: then he showed up—lotta stuff in his head—and he just sorta gave me a ham sandwich

CHOTINER: because you solved it

ME: the lament configuration, yeah

CHOTINER: so the ham was pleasure…

ME: …it came on a pretty crusty baguette…

CHOTINER: …and that was your pain

ME: you’re making it trivial
November 17, 2025 at 1:45 AM
thinking about webbed site
November 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM