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gavin newsom: thanks for joining us on the pod today…now childcare is obviously difficult, do you have any suggestions?

casey anthony: so many

not the way I do it

GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of-

EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER

GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

I often think about how the main non-occult antagonist of the first Ghostbusters movie was a guy who worked at the Environmental Protection Agency, & it was just taken as read that we'd all boo a guy who was a threat to freedom loving Americans' god given right to store nuclear waste in Manhattan

The CDC has announced that getting sick is the result of divine judgment and it is sheer human arrogance to think we can avoid it

Administering electric shocks to people in the adjacent room and hesitating when the screams get too loud. Thankfully there's an authority figure here reassuring me that it's ok to continue

The three things that can be nuggets:
1. Chicken
2. Gold
3. Truth

No other nuggets are known to exist.

i like to think the president and vice president have bunk beds in the white house

My door is always open if you want to stop by and fix my door

Having trouble remembering which axis is which? No problemo, just consult this handy guide!

cabbage?? oh you mean nerd lettuce