“Just hours after Watts, 33, was admitted to a hospital for a life-threatening hemorrhage after she miscarried in her bathroom Sep. 22, police removed her toilet from her home and searched it for fetal remains, according to a GoFundMe set up to fund her legal expenses and home repairs.”

Christmas music vibes harder when you're done with work for the rest of the year

I genuinely get excited for popular shows to have final seasons. I'll finally add them to my list of things to watch. Still probably won't watch them but at least now they've made the list!

Like, I think we can all agree that the vibe for 2024 is very bad! But let me list all of the good things that doomposting accomplishes:

1.

Nothing says romance like your husband walking into the bathroom while you're taking a shit to kiss you goodnight

Cybertruck can serve briefly as a boat before entering sequential brief service as a submarine and then permanent service as a museum of hubris for fish

5 hours of meetings
4 cups of coffee
3 wait you're muteds
2 ping me afters
and a let's sync up when you are freee

One funny thing about this: for years, I barely bothered with my Christmas stuff. I live alone, after all. But one thing that happened in therapy was I said something like, “If something is only going to affect me, who cares?” And my therapist was like, “UM.” And since then, I try to bring it out.

Maybe it was true 30 years ago but that shit about people going further right as we age is not true for my circles. With one exception, we're all socialists or communists or going further left than left in some way shape or form. Living in a fascist state will do that.

When your dog side eyes you like "oh, YOU want to go to bed....here?....where I am?"

Putt Putt won the race so Lightning McQueen could win the Piston Cup

nobel prize. right fucking now. im serious.

A damning indictment of Ken's skills if you ask me

You would never do this.

Warn your friends to never do this. Never ever.

The best ppl warn everybody.