Alice Lastname at Christmas!!!
@invaderace2000.bsky.social
Punk 'n' chips. Musician, podcaster, data worker; non-binary, non-monogamous, non-all kinds of things. Unapologetic recent Simpsons episodes defender.
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I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I think we can all agree it’s time for fireworks to become 100% illegal. Let’s ban fireworks everywhere in 2026
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Reposted by Alice Lastname at Christmas!!!
Every time Jake Paul appears on a TV screen, women instinctively cover their drinks
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Every time Jake Paul appears on a TV screen, women instinctively cover their drinks
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WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME HADES WAS SO GOOD??? That might well be Christmas entertainment sorted...
December 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
WHY DID NO-ONE TELL ME HADES WAS SO GOOD??? That might well be Christmas entertainment sorted...
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Reposted by Alice Lastname at Christmas!!!
Shania Twain: LET’S GO GIRLS!
Me:
Me:
December 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Shania Twain: LET’S GO GIRLS!
Me:
Me:
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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Me, watching any football match that isn't a whole town community wanging a single ball around the high street on pancake day, smashing windows and occasionally stabbing their neighbours: games gone
December 6, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Me, watching any football match that isn't a whole town community wanging a single ball around the high street on pancake day, smashing windows and occasionally stabbing their neighbours: games gone
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Reposted by Alice Lastname at Christmas!!!
Day 1 of the #ALFventCalendar 2025 - and of course it's ALF pogs!
Listen to ALFsplaining at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
Listen to ALFsplaining at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
December 1, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Day 1 of the #ALFventCalendar 2025 - and of course it's ALF pogs!
Listen to ALFsplaining at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
Listen to ALFsplaining at linktr.ee/ALFsplaining
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Reposted by Alice Lastname at Christmas!!!
Reposted by Alice Lastname at Christmas!!!
Posting Twitter screenshots on here is bad enough, but *Grok*? Honestly, come on. He wants you to use it, so don't. Not even in the interests of irony.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Posting Twitter screenshots on here is bad enough, but *Grok*? Honestly, come on. He wants you to use it, so don't. Not even in the interests of irony.
"Atari Teenage Riot: Live At Brixton Academy 1999"
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Atari Teenage Riot: Live At Brixton Academy 1999"
One of these days I'll take self-care a bit more seriously, so that I don't feel the need, after hours of denial, to defiantly state I'm putting on a thin jumper so I'm not as cold anymore in the same voice Marge Simpson used for "AND A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA!!!"
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
One of these days I'll take self-care a bit more seriously, so that I don't feel the need, after hours of denial, to defiantly state I'm putting on a thin jumper so I'm not as cold anymore in the same voice Marge Simpson used for "AND A BOTTLE OF TEQUILA!!!"
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
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please look at the cow from Hard Drivin’
November 27, 2024 at 3:47 PM
please look at the cow from Hard Drivin’
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LOOK AT THIS
"RetroSpectrum - Reloaded"
Digital collage made in Photoshop based on the glorious games of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum 😍
#zxspectrum #retrogaming #pixelart #8bitart
Digital collage made in Photoshop based on the glorious games of the Sinclair ZX Spectrum 😍
#zxspectrum #retrogaming #pixelart #8bitart
October 29, 2025 at 7:10 AM
LOOK AT THIS
@alfsplaining.bsky.social - Shumway Sighting in Simpsons Season 37, Episode 1. (Static only, pictured on comic convention flyer)
October 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@alfsplaining.bsky.social - Shumway Sighting in Simpsons Season 37, Episode 1. (Static only, pictured on comic convention flyer)
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ROY BATTY: …I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone.
CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀
CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀
October 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
ROY BATTY: …I rode on the back decks of a blinker and watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments... they'll be gone.
CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀
CHATGPT: That’s a powerful story 🎯 Thank you for sharing with me! It really spoke to your passion for space! 🚀
A fantastic look at every corner of forty years of British children's TV. And thanks to the new paperback release, it fits right in your pocket!
(not a guarantee; pocket size may vary)
(not a guarantee; pocket size may vary)
October 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A fantastic look at every corner of forty years of British children's TV. And thanks to the new paperback release, it fits right in your pocket!
(not a guarantee; pocket size may vary)
(not a guarantee; pocket size may vary)
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Reposted by Alice Lastname at Christmas!!!
always loved Matthew MooConaughey in Grazed and Confused
December 11, 2024 at 1:15 PM
always loved Matthew MooConaughey in Grazed and Confused