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Lots and lots of blue wins tonight, but remember that unless Chuck Schumer is able to prove that he voted for Mamdani then at the first opportunity, Chuck (verb) Schumer (noun).
November 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Lots and lots of blue wins tonight, but remember that unless Chuck Schumer is able to prove that he voted for Mamdani then at the first opportunity, Chuck (verb) Schumer (noun).
Donald Trump thinks every day is Hallowe'en; he gets lavish gifts from every government building he visits and loves playing Trick or Treaty.
November 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Donald Trump thinks every day is Hallowe'en; he gets lavish gifts from every government building he visits and loves playing Trick or Treaty.
"Dat's a nice Internet ya got dere. Sure would be a shame if somethin'—heh heh heh—happened to it." -- AWS, Azure, Google Cloud, simultaneously.
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
"Dat's a nice Internet ya got dere. Sure would be a shame if somethin'—heh heh heh—happened to it." -- AWS, Azure, Google Cloud, simultaneously.
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We don’t want AI slop.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
We don’t want AI slop.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
If the Rapture does, in fact, happen tomorrow/two days from now, will that make housing prices come down since there will be so much more supply?
September 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
If the Rapture does, in fact, happen tomorrow/two days from now, will that make housing prices come down since there will be so much more supply?
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Please hear me when I say that this man was a Nazi propagandist and fascist organizer, and must be loudly remembered as such in the coming days
Again, he died doing what he loved: demonizing marginalized people
Remarkable last words:
Audience member: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Too many
Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Counting or not counting gang members?
Audience member: Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Too many
Do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years?
Kirk: Counting or not counting gang members?
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Please hear me when I say that this man was a Nazi propagandist and fascist organizer, and must be loudly remembered as such in the coming days
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he didn't just talk the talk
September 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
he didn't just talk the talk
Kinda funny how every media outlet is quick to fact check "Trump is Dead" but not "Trump Opens Mouth".
August 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Kinda funny how every media outlet is quick to fact check "Trump is Dead" but not "Trump Opens Mouth".
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Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
May 17, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Mary Shelley doesn't get enough credit for not only anticipating the silver-spooned narcissist techbro who recklessly creates technology without thinking through the consequences, but also for knowing that said techbro would be an absolutely terrible father.
It's so nice to see human, manageable Jason vs. SKG discourse mixed in with the "the world is ending" political commentary. It's great to be reminded that all drama and news isn't potentially world-ending.
July 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
It's so nice to see human, manageable Jason vs. SKG discourse mixed in with the "the world is ending" political commentary. It's great to be reminded that all drama and news isn't potentially world-ending.
SURE LOVE LIVING THROUGH THE ACTIVE THREAT OF TOTAL NUCLEAR WAR!!!
June 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
SURE LOVE LIVING THROUGH THE ACTIVE THREAT OF TOTAL NUCLEAR WAR!!!
Happy Father's Day, unless you're a cop, or an ICE agent. You don't deserve happiness.
June 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Happy Father's Day, unless you're a cop, or an ICE agent. You don't deserve happiness.
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THIS IS AMAZING! Researchers have made a SIGNIFICANT breakthrough in the quest for an HIV cure. By developing a method that enables the delivery of an mRNA-based therapy to make the virus VISIBLE WITHIN white blood cells, this approach paves the way to FULLY CLEAR the virus from the body. 🧪🧵⬇️
June 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
THIS IS AMAZING! Researchers have made a SIGNIFICANT breakthrough in the quest for an HIV cure. By developing a method that enables the delivery of an mRNA-based therapy to make the virus VISIBLE WITHIN white blood cells, this approach paves the way to FULLY CLEAR the virus from the body. 🧪🧵⬇️
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a GROUNDBREAKING new treatment for aggressive breast cancer with a 100% SURVIVAL RATE. By combining chemotherapy with Olaparib (Lynparza) BEFORE surgery, EVERY patient who received the protocol survived the CRITICAL three-year post-treatment period. 🧪🧵⬇️
June 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a GROUNDBREAKING new treatment for aggressive breast cancer with a 100% SURVIVAL RATE. By combining chemotherapy with Olaparib (Lynparza) BEFORE surgery, EVERY patient who received the protocol survived the CRITICAL three-year post-treatment period. 🧪🧵⬇️
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Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
June 1, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Imagine outsourcing all your thinking to a guy who still only has two Pokémon badges after 80 hours of gameplay.
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We have some new pride things 😁🏳️🌈 and new animated emotes on the way! Finally playing Lost Records today, I've heard so many good things about this game. Come join 💚 www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
June 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We have some new pride things 😁🏳️🌈 and new animated emotes on the way! Finally playing Lost Records today, I've heard so many good things about this game. Come join 💚 www.twitch.tv/bonnietheder...
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[space coven]
Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopeless
Heinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian libertarian outpost on Mars free from the tyranny of age of consent laws
Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopeless
Heinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian libertarian outpost on Mars free from the tyranny of age of consent laws
June 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
[space coven]
Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopeless
Heinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian libertarian outpost on Mars free from the tyranny of age of consent laws
Robert Heinlein: people, i'm afraid that the situation on earth is hopeless
Heinlein: elon musk has been ejected from the government and with him dies the dream of a utopian libertarian outpost on Mars free from the tyranny of age of consent laws
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Understanding the importance of ~mass affluence~ is considering that the modern iPhone is not possible with any amount of money anyone could ever produce.
The rich in fact need a populace to experience anything remotely like their lives. It is powered by trillions and decades.
That's where I'm at.
The rich in fact need a populace to experience anything remotely like their lives. It is powered by trillions and decades.
That's where I'm at.
May 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Understanding the importance of ~mass affluence~ is considering that the modern iPhone is not possible with any amount of money anyone could ever produce.
The rich in fact need a populace to experience anything remotely like their lives. It is powered by trillions and decades.
That's where I'm at.
The rich in fact need a populace to experience anything remotely like their lives. It is powered by trillions and decades.
That's where I'm at.
There were zero deaths in America last week because all death reporting was stopped by Donald Trump. No reporting means no cases, no cases means no deaths. #mocking #buthewould
May 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
There were zero deaths in America last week because all death reporting was stopped by Donald Trump. No reporting means no cases, no cases means no deaths. #mocking #buthewould
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with every passing day i become more convinced the butlerian jihad is our only way out
If you thought social media had scrambled America’s CEOs just wait until they’re fully cooked by AI apple.news/AJ_ht7MMyT9G...
May 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
with every passing day i become more convinced the butlerian jihad is our only way out
Happy Mother's Day to every woman who actually has or had human children, is a mother of pets, is a mother of the community, or is a mother of an online group. You all do incredibly important work and are loved for it.
May 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Mother's Day to every woman who actually has or had human children, is a mother of pets, is a mother of the community, or is a mother of an online group. You all do incredibly important work and are loved for it.
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You have been watching the greatest economic disaster strategy from an American President in history.
April 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You have been watching the greatest economic disaster strategy from an American President in history.
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Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
The measles surge in the southwest is now the SINGLE LARGEST OUTBREAK since 2000 and the United States is now at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
The measles surge in the southwest is now the SINGLE LARGEST OUTBREAK since 2000 and the United States is now at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
April 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Since we can’t rely on the HHS, CDC, or FDA to say it, I will:
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
The measles surge in the southwest is now the SINGLE LARGEST OUTBREAK since 2000 and the United States is now at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.
MAKE SURE YOU ARE VACCINATED AGAINST MEASLES. GET YOUR MMR.
The measles surge in the southwest is now the SINGLE LARGEST OUTBREAK since 2000 and the United States is now at the tipping point for the return of ENDEMIC measles.