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IoI_xD

@ioi-xd.net

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23, male, he/him. studying cybersecurity. absolutely cracked at space cadet pinball. https://ioi-xd.net https://onlyhello.net/

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · Aug 31

lmk when pinned posts exist so i can pin this

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memes from outside fedi/atmosphere @nonfedimemes.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 6h

An illustration of ancient Egyptians building the pyramids with the caption "How tf did they build this without Teams calls, pitch decks, or AI powered workflow optimization programs".

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🌈 spooky👻mist 🍭 @lollumist.draws.pics · 9h

saw someone with this on their shirt at school today it was beautiful

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 3h

@sb2749.bsky.social bro what the fuck is this

IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 3h

i wanted one for the longest time and my family respected my wishes by getting a dog instead.

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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 17h

An edit of the "OK Mario"/"No Mario" comic by @sloshua_ on Twitter. It has been edited to replace Mario with a crude Master Chief (from Halo). The dialogue reads:

Master Chief: "ENTER MY AMAZING WORLD OF ACQUISITIONS AND AI SLOP"
Guy: "NO JOHN"
Master Chief: "30 dollars a month"
Guy: "NO JOHN"

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 16h

shit

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17h

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop

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RyyBOOdo @ Vacation Oct 8-22 @ryyudo.bsky.social · 17h

My dad drove us in a loaner Tesla this morning where Grok AI:
Turned itself on
Would not turn off
Instructed how to tell it to stop (did not stop)
Instructed how to tell it to play music (did not music)

After setting the volume to 0 and sitting in silence, an advertisement forced the volume back on

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link (t)wink :certified_catboy: @twink.men · 1d

x11 spotted in italy

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ko² @foxgirl.systems · Oct 29

let my 14th century buddy play video games & ppl laughed at him because he wouldn't stop calling the respawn point the "birthing area"

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Joelybean @joelybean.bsky.social · 29d

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · Sep 4

krafterwrites posts an image of a red and a blue pill shaped like Eggman's head on tumblr: "You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is"

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 4d

Eat an Unspecified Number of Bugs

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 1d

Nintendo is suing a Reddit mod for $4.5M in damages

The company has accused them of operating multiple piracy sites and distributing thousands of Switch games

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Beedok/Fern 🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇦 @beedokfern.bsky.social · 2d

If bluesky does go up in flames, I would like to make a suggestion: maybe try making the next social media website a different colour.
I mean, the blue probably isn't the thing driving the CEOs to madness, but it's worth checking.

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 1d

k this is the last joke I'm making about this I'm sorry I just needed to do this a week before the date.

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 1d

Can you believe it guys? Windows 10 End of Life! Just a week away! Windows 10 EOL is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information! Windows 10 EOL, just a week away. Can you believe it? Windows 10 EOL in a week! It got here so fast! Windows

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Chibdm @chibdm.bsky.social · 2d

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

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Catra @catra.top · 2d

“average Rust crate has 100 dependencies" factoid actualy just statistical error. average crate has 0 dependencies. John Rust, who published fibonacci-numbers and depends on itself 372 times, is an outlier adn should not have been counted”

old.reddit.com/r/rust/comme...

fibonacci-numbers crate with self-recursive dependencies

I have created a crate called [fibonacci-numbers](https://crates.io/crates/fibonacci-numbers). There are 187 different major versions of the...

old.reddit.com

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 2d

Dante's seven factors of authentication

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 2d

any recommendations for code editors where I could do remote development into an OS X 10.4 VM?

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 2d

shockingly disappointed actually that was an hour or so down spent troubleshooting sshd on Mac OS X 10.4 because I wrongly assumed Zed would support SFTP

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 2d

zed does not in fact work with my PowerPC Mac OS X Tiger VM.

$Failed to connect: Prebuilt remote servers are not yet available for “Power Macintosh\n”. See https://zed.dev/docs/remote-development. Please try again.$

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IoI_xD @ioi-xd.net · 2d

mfs were all saying this shit when Vista came out, when 8 was a thing, but Windows 11 is when people drew the line in the sand and said no more.

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