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Isaac Spooner ⍟
@isaacrspooner.bsky.social
Reasonable takes and the occasional thirst trap. Actor. Stage fighter. Stuntman. IG: isaacrspooner. Opinions are my own. He/him/his.
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Jason Reynolds on Colbert speaking about young people’s capacity for compassion is right on.
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Red vs. Blue Season 11
What’s your favourite movie that YOU KNOW is fantastic, and you couldn’t care less if movie snobs would say it “isn’t real cinema?”
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Being born on Feb. 11 best base for MMA.
December 7, 2025 at 6:08 AM
And he didn’t even have to foul him.
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Love a left body kick.
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Elbows to the forearm? Yan, you nasty.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Birthday twin of mine, Petr Yan.
December 7, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Okay, guys. You gotta stop celebrating like that. Be real.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Oh you gotta be jokin’ me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Ridin’ with the champ despite my striker’s bias.
December 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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My latest for @fightisland.bsky.social - Why You Should Be a Fan of Retired Fighters

open.substack.com/pub/fightisl...
Why You Should Be a Fan of Retired Fighters
At the highest levels, modern day MMA is outstanding.
open.substack.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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I have a working theory that most narcissists are largely incapable of enjoying art. Something about the lack of a capacity for empathy, I think.
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I suppose 539 days is technically “a whole month” quicker than 609 days, whoever wrote that script for Anik.
December 7, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Take a goddamn point!
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Bruce Buffer cosplaying Carmen Sandiego tonight.
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ahhh well.
December 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Win or lose, Edson Barboza will always be a favorite if for nothing else than coming to my stunt tour in Newark.
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“Bench press us,” say the 88 pound dumbbells, in the voice of the Green Goblin mask.
December 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I love pretending this isn’t about wrestling.
Persephone was totally spent until Athena called her a bitch and then Persephone Hulked Up
December 6, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If you see this, repost with your model(s) of positive masculinity.

Don’t worry about why I have that Nightwing fanart.
December 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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if they're all businesses, do you know how much money the military loses
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Me: *looking at a sword I kitbashed on HeroForge* Damn, I cooked.
December 5, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM