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Dookie Jones 🫡🇵🇸
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National Chairman of Catholics Against Vlone

“Temu Gayest Tone”
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Got my alt unbanned, I’ll be more active there
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Ok sure
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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If I was a pope I would never let JD Vance anywhere near me.
NEW: Peter Thiel, JD Vance’s top donor and one of Silicon Valley’s most powerful men, recently called Pope Leo XIV a tool of the Antichrist — and directly told the vice president not to listen to him.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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And I get the sense, from a lot of this heckin whimsey sincerity stuff, the strong implication, that there's something *wrong* with me that needs to be *fixed* if I'm not all in on it. That I'm deep down just refusing to choose happiness and light. Yeah, I resent that. No shit.
November 22, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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I'm not a nihilist or a pessimist, but believe me, I remember trying to talk-out and by nice to my cruelest interlocutors and they just interpreted as weakness and doubled down on their cruelty. Deep down I *am* a sentimental sappy dope, but sap tastes phony without a bit of bitter on the palatte
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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"You just gotta open your third googly eye and embrace silly guy smol bean heckin whimsey! Hug all your problems away! Just choose to be happy and everything will be great and your grandpa will stop being homophobic."

Fuck you, man.
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Just finished Everything Everywhere All at Once and in the third act it felt like the movie was pre-emptively lecturing me for not enjoying it's tumblr comic reddit old spice whimiscal sense of humor, or for finding neat-and-tidy mega-happy-endings to feel a bit fake or hollow.
November 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Like cynicism (not at all synonymous with pessimism or nihilism) isn't a healthy response to a world in which sentimentality and naivete aren't constantly weaponized against you by everything from Nigerian Prince Emails and the Greeting Card Industry to big business and fascistic politicians.
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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I think my problem with that kind of, for lack of a precise term, [heckin wholesome smol bean positivity New Sincerity whimsey]-thing is that I find it fundamentally condescending. Like my preference of affectations or aesthetics makes me a bad person. Like melancholy is just a Bad Dumb Decision.
November 22, 2025 at 5:18 AM
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I can't imagine reacting to this in any other way than feeling deeply bad for her
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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its called runescape because when you meet someone who plays it you RUN to ESCAPE
November 19, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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i think when you look back at how this country came to be and everything it’s done since, it’s hard not to conclude that the source of our ongoing societal collapse is 1992’s “Night Trap”
November 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Bbno$ has set the cause of white people in hiphop back years, we’re gonna have to churn out so many new Lil Wytes that shit’s gonna turn into the Opioid Pandemic
November 17, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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How do most libs to some extent understand the war on drugs has been a catastrophic failure but in the age of 3D printing they’re like how about we try that again but with magazines and gun frames?
September 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Also laws like permit to purchase or gun insurance is often used as another form of pay walling civil rights into a privilege for the wealthy/well connected which tracks with the history of gun control in our country mostly being rooted in classism & racism.
September 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Checking admin chat on discord to find out there's drama from everyone trying to fuck on eachother
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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He's just correct here. It's not a crime to say "Please do not turn my games discord server into Seattle"
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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What, you didnt want your Discord turning into people meeting and fucking in flyover country?

Time to break your fucking legs with sledgehammers.
November 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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This reminds me of how earlier last month people were genuinely surprised and betrayed when they found out MDickie is right wing as if he didn't have a mobile zombie game that was really weirdly transphobic for some reason
Another exciting decade of hunting down every single non compliant developer and then wondering why nothing good ever gets made.
November 13, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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"Which of These Endangers Jews?"

New art at @truthdig.com ft. Zohran Mamdani and Jonathan Greenblatt:
www.truthdig.com/cartoons/whi...
November 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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KEYS TO A THRIVING SOCIAL MEDIA SITE

-people who think witchcraft is real

-Korean nursing students that speak in AAVE

-gangstalking victims
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Just saw some African aunties saying Michael Jackson innocent, I think this website is going to make it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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"Alright class now we're going to talk about another Dennis, and he certainly 'menaced' at least ten people!" - cool criminal psychology lecturer
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM