Remi
@itmeremi.bsky.social
god’s perfect idiot | a conduit for nonsense | pgh
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I had to read it again.
December 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I had to read it again.
November 20, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i just remembered Trump guest-starred in Home Alone 2 [a movie about a child being lost & alone in NYC] …
eh, probably a coincidence
eh, probably a coincidence
July 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i just remembered Trump guest-starred in Home Alone 2 [a movie about a child being lost & alone in NYC] …
eh, probably a coincidence
eh, probably a coincidence
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Elon having lost custody of his 874th child in a court hearing in the year 2042: *stands up, dabs* Chicken Jockey!!!!!
May 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Elon having lost custody of his 874th child in a court hearing in the year 2042: *stands up, dabs* Chicken Jockey!!!!!
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
April 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
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(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
December 3, 2024 at 4:26 PM
(pulling up the ladder behind me) This is an opportunity for you to succeed through hard work and determination
The band in the freecreditreport.com ads didn’t have to go as hard as they did
January 11, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The band in the freecreditreport.com ads didn’t have to go as hard as they did
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I’m tired of American society promoting mediocrity over genius and the most highbrow example of this I can think of is Screech from Saved by the Bell. I am also incredibly wealthy and have political power. All of these things are unrelated.
Among other things, Vivek has a truly amazing non-understanding of “Boy Meets World.” How in the world is CORY the first name you come up with for the “venerated” jock/prom king/cool guy archetype? CORY???????????
December 26, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I’m tired of American society promoting mediocrity over genius and the most highbrow example of this I can think of is Screech from Saved by the Bell. I am also incredibly wealthy and have political power. All of these things are unrelated.
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Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
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theonion.com/health-insur...
December 18, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care
theonion.com/health-insur...
theonion.com/health-insur...
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SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
December 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
SCROOGE (Walton Goggins) (VO): It had been seven years Old Marley had been dead. Unless this is known, nothing fantastic can be understood
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
MARLEY (Danny McBride) flings open BEDROOM DOOR: Hey Scrooge what's up you sassy son of a bitch. Who decorated this place Jack the Ripper
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The most confusing part
December 12, 2024 at 6:27 PM
The most confusing part
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A few years ago, a tweet like this—not just pathetic for obvious reasons, but also lame and unfunny—would’ve been ratio’d into the earth. Now it has 22k likes because the other app artificially boosts and bots the worst opinions from the biggest losers.
Just a shame. That’s all.
Just a shame. That’s all.
December 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
A few years ago, a tweet like this—not just pathetic for obvious reasons, but also lame and unfunny—would’ve been ratio’d into the earth. Now it has 22k likes because the other app artificially boosts and bots the worst opinions from the biggest losers.
Just a shame. That’s all.
Just a shame. That’s all.
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*Peyton Manning furiously typing “Eli sucks” on his brothers instagram page*
*angrily muttering*
I’m also Hatin’ Manning
*angrily muttering*
I’m also Hatin’ Manning
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
*Peyton Manning furiously typing “Eli sucks” on his brothers instagram page*
*angrily muttering*
I’m also Hatin’ Manning
*angrily muttering*
I’m also Hatin’ Manning
fuck betting on sports, I’m on MACBID throwing $5 on a standing desk + roomba parlay
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
fuck betting on sports, I’m on MACBID throwing $5 on a standing desk + roomba parlay
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POLICE OFFICER: *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been a terrible accident. Unfortunately your wife and children didn’t make it
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
December 7, 2024 at 12:38 AM
POLICE OFFICER: *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been a terrible accident. Unfortunately your wife and children didn’t make it
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
LITTLE CAESARS GUY: *sobbing* pizza pizza
Friend: I don’t wanna argue about politics. We can agree to disagree.
Me, wholeheartedly convinced the amazon logo is flirting with me: no, I don’t think we can
Me, wholeheartedly convinced the amazon logo is flirting with me: no, I don’t think we can
December 6, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Friend: I don’t wanna argue about politics. We can agree to disagree.
Me, wholeheartedly convinced the amazon logo is flirting with me: no, I don’t think we can
Me, wholeheartedly convinced the amazon logo is flirting with me: no, I don’t think we can
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as a natural born alpha male, there’s nothing more threatening to my hypermasculine identity than other people being comfortable with themselves. it takes a lot of strength to be this scared
December 4, 2024 at 2:42 AM
as a natural born alpha male, there’s nothing more threatening to my hypermasculine identity than other people being comfortable with themselves. it takes a lot of strength to be this scared
My conspiracy theory is that Michigan doesn’t actually look like a mitten, it’s just a lie perpetuated by big hand.
December 4, 2024 at 4:23 AM
My conspiracy theory is that Michigan doesn’t actually look like a mitten, it’s just a lie perpetuated by big hand.
Starbucks is for soy boys and I hate their WOKE cups and I swear to god if you don’t say merry Christmas I WILL piss my pants! >:(
November 30, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Starbucks is for soy boys and I hate their WOKE cups and I swear to god if you don’t say merry Christmas I WILL piss my pants! >:(
why is “menus” pronounced “menus” and not “menus”?
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
why is “menus” pronounced “menus” and not “menus”?
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read this like an amazed australian
November 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM
read this like an amazed australian
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[never seen a ups truck before] the big brown box just left me its baby
November 23, 2024 at 7:20 PM
[never seen a ups truck before] the big brown box just left me its baby
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November 23, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.