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AAAAAUGGGGHHH
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have you noticed me posting less? any feedback? actually have you noticed me, period,
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
have you noticed me posting less? any feedback? actually have you noticed me, period,
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oh wait maybe this is apathy and it’s not a good thing 🤷♀️ only time will tell
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
oh wait maybe this is apathy and it’s not a good thing 🤷♀️ only time will tell
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Fingers crossed I get to make out with Bigfoot today 💋
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fingers crossed I get to make out with Bigfoot today 💋
We've been communicating in "1 word at a time" for 4 hours I'm crying
December 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
We've been communicating in "1 word at a time" for 4 hours I'm crying
This is Sparta! Where a King lives! The King of POP
December 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This is Sparta! Where a King lives! The King of POP
Broke my friend's toilet brush holder thing 😟
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Broke my friend's toilet brush holder thing 😟
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i jus wanna eat my chip and avocado but these damn customers won't stop cuming in 😤
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
i jus wanna eat my chip and avocado but these damn customers won't stop cuming in 😤
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sick of the Nobles looking down on the rest of us from their Sky Citadel
December 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
sick of the Nobles looking down on the rest of us from their Sky Citadel
Hungry and freezing in a way most people haven't experienced since the 1800s
December 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Hungry and freezing in a way most people haven't experienced since the 1800s
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ads never work on me I have yet to ever buy anything
December 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
ads never work on me I have yet to ever buy anything
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It’s not a “parasocial relationship” - we’re friends and you just don’t know it yet.
December 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It’s not a “parasocial relationship” - we’re friends and you just don’t know it yet.
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thinking about becoming a shriveled husk in the new year
December 26, 2025 at 9:08 AM
thinking about becoming a shriveled husk in the new year
If you send your favorite porn star 50 bucks, I expect you to pay for my dinner💅
December 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you send your favorite porn star 50 bucks, I expect you to pay for my dinner💅
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opened presents tonight like an italian
December 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
opened presents tonight like an italian
You ever just wanna fall down a hole, make a silly scream, and start over on the level
December 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
You ever just wanna fall down a hole, make a silly scream, and start over on the level
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i love when people engage with my content
December 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i love when people engage with my content
Decoratingy bonsai because i cant be fucked to buy a tree
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Decoratingy bonsai because i cant be fucked to buy a tree
Sorry yall will never be as important to me as my cow
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Sorry yall will never be as important to me as my cow
Getting snow on Christmas because I'm God's favorite 😇
December 24, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Getting snow on Christmas because I'm God's favorite 😇