Brianne 🍀
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I drink and I know things
*Also a married mom of 3 (one a US Army Vet), Gammy of 2, and I own dinosaurs (well…sorta….its 2 parrots). Foul mouthed to the core. If you don’t like it…not my problem.
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*Also a married mom of 3 (one a US Army Vet), Gammy of 2, and I own dinosaurs (well…sorta….its 2 parrots). Foul mouthed to the core. If you don’t like it…not my problem.
🖕maga
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Just another day of me feeling old and missing the days of blasting this song in Vegas on our way to LA…..30 fucking years ago 😑. I still get looks when I play it, turn it way way up, jamming in my Jeep that has a Dead Head front plate. People get confused as fuck. I have fun sometimes 🤭😂
“California Love” turns 30 today
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
“Pac had just gotten out [of prison] and he came by” my home studio, said Dr. Dre. “He heard the beat one time and just went straight to writing — no hesitation .. and did the whole thing in one take. The whole room knew right then it was something special.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Just another day of me feeling old and missing the days of blasting this song in Vegas on our way to LA…..30 fucking years ago 😑. I still get looks when I play it, turn it way way up, jamming in my Jeep that has a Dead Head front plate. People get confused as fuck. I have fun sometimes 🤭😂
Haven’t we all been there? I mean, minus the breaking and entering (for me at least), although, I have woken up on the bathroom floor before
"After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild, hopefully having learned that breaking and entering is not the answer," the Facebook post read."
We are all having a tough go of things, little buddy...
We are all having a tough go of things, little buddy...
Drunk raccoon found passed out in liquor store bathroom: Officials
A raccoon collapsed in the bathroom of the Ashland ABC Store Saturday morning, where he had ransacked shelves and drank multiple types of alcohol.
abcnews.go.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Haven’t we all been there? I mean, minus the breaking and entering (for me at least), although, I have woken up on the bathroom floor before
As someone who has had numerous MRIs (my spine is fucked) not only did the dr tell me what I was going to get imaged but it’s written in the orders, the check-in staff ask/tell you and the MRI tech tells you. So, this motherfucker is most definitely all 3
If your doctor decided you needed an MRI (indicating concern about something serious) and you claim that you didn't ask why or what part of your body he wanted to look at, you are:
1. Really stupid; or
2. Dangerously detached from reality; or
4. Lying; or
4. All three. 🎯
1. Really stupid; or
2. Dangerously detached from reality; or
4. Lying; or
4. All three. 🎯
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
As someone who has had numerous MRIs (my spine is fucked) not only did the dr tell me what I was going to get imaged but it’s written in the orders, the check-in staff ask/tell you and the MRI tech tells you. So, this motherfucker is most definitely all 3
I second this sentiment with an added MOTHERFUCKERS at the end
As the Trump administration clumsily moves toward an unnecessary and irresponsible and narcissistic war with Venezuela, I want to take a brief moment to offer this sentiment to those who voted for him over VP Harris because they believed it would keep us out of unnecessary wars:
FUCK. YOU.
FUCK. YOU.
November 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I second this sentiment with an added MOTHERFUCKERS at the end
My granddaughter turned 6 today and after a few vodka and crans….I still can’t believe I have a 6yo granddaughter. (I was only 40 when I became a grandma) 😑😦😭
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
My granddaughter turned 6 today and after a few vodka and crans….I still can’t believe I have a 6yo granddaughter. (I was only 40 when I became a grandma) 😑😦😭
The mayor of Scranton is right. She did a lot for that city (and for first responders like my fire fighter son) and she’ll make a fantastic rep for PA08. Bresnahan is toast and he knows it, which is why he’s been a no show anywhere around here
Cognetti: We don’t want Joe Rogan or OAN talking about this district because we have a congressman who has become one of the most prolific stock traders—someone who dumped six figures’ worth of Medicaid provider stock a week before he trashed a trillion dollars of Medicaid.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The mayor of Scranton is right. She did a lot for that city (and for first responders like my fire fighter son) and she’ll make a fantastic rep for PA08. Bresnahan is toast and he knows it, which is why he’s been a no show anywhere around here
Nope. Just like we never heard anything ever again about the kid in Butler, Pa
Have we ever heard anything ever again about Charlie Kirk’s shooter??
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nope. Just like we never heard anything ever again about the kid in Butler, Pa
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NEW: Indictment against LETITIA JAMES has also been DISMISSED because of the unlawful appointment of Lindsey Halligan storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
Order on Motion to Dismiss – #140 in United States v. James (E.D. Va., 2:25-cr-00122) – CourtListener.com
ORDER AND ADJUDGED as follows: (1) The appointment of Ms. Halligan as Interim U.S. Attorney violated 28 U.S.C. § 546 and the Appointments Clause of the U.S. Constitution. (2) All actions flowing from ...
storage.courtlistener.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
NEW: Indictment against LETITIA JAMES has also been DISMISSED because of the unlawful appointment of Lindsey Halligan storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
1…glad I left Twitter when I did
2….there’s probably more Russians/bots on it than there are actual people
3…none of this is surprising
2….there’s probably more Russians/bots on it than there are actual people
3…none of this is surprising
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
1…glad I left Twitter when I did
2….there’s probably more Russians/bots on it than there are actual people
3…none of this is surprising
2….there’s probably more Russians/bots on it than there are actual people
3…none of this is surprising
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We track the right wing outrage machine to expose how fear programming spreads and how these narratives shape people’s beliefs before they know they’re being influenced. Understanding the playbook is the first step in defeating it. #Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue 11/21/25AM
We track the right wing outrage machine to expose how fear programming spreads and how these narratives shape people’s beliefs before they know they’re being influenced. Understanding the playbook is the first step in defeating it. #Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue 11/21/25AM
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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We track the right wing outrage machine to expose how fear programming spreads and how these narratives shape people’s beliefs before they know they’re being influenced. Understanding the playbook is the first step in defeating it. #Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue 11/21/25AM
We track the right wing outrage machine to expose how fear programming spreads and how these narratives shape people’s beliefs before they know they’re being influenced. Understanding the playbook is the first step in defeating it. #Voices4Victory #DV1 #USDemocracy #ProudBlue 11/21/25AM
This is wild. People are just nuts.
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
This is wild. People are just nuts.
Yeah he did. Glad to have been a voice against that piece of shit and glad the Woodlands listened.
Kyle Rittenhouse got run out of PA last week, and I’m sad I missed it. 😂
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'Absolutely Disgusting': Kyle Rittenhouse Appearance Derails After Angry Locals Raise Hell
"Outrage Erupts: Kyle Rittenhouse's Appearance Sparks Chaos at GOP Rally, Leading to Sudden Shutdown. Details Inside."
atlantablackstar.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Yeah he did. Glad to have been a voice against that piece of shit and glad the Woodlands listened.
Holy shit! Props to Kat for being so stoic. You are stronger than I. Bitch woulda left covered in cat food, “holy” water, and smelling like trump shit if it was me. Bitches be crazy, man
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Holy shit! Props to Kat for being so stoic. You are stronger than I. Bitch woulda left covered in cat food, “holy” water, and smelling like trump shit if it was me. Bitches be crazy, man
I did that yesterday and Green Day came on. My 21yo went “this is classic rock now?” And my response…(head in hands) “yes. I was in high school when this was released and that was (gulp) 30 years ago” 😑
Just turned on a “classic rock” station to clean and the first song was Smells Like Teen Spirit and my god…
How did I get so old so quickly?
How did I get so old so quickly?
November 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I did that yesterday and Green Day came on. My 21yo went “this is classic rock now?” And my response…(head in hands) “yes. I was in high school when this was released and that was (gulp) 30 years ago” 😑
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Jeffrey Epstein survivors released a new video urging Congress to vote to release the Epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Jeffrey Epstein survivors released a new video urging Congress to vote to release the Epstein files
Bahahahaha….Kyle Rittenhouse thought he’d come here to Wilkes-Barre, Pa and charge people money to see him (anywhere from $1000-$5000 from what I read). The Woodlands Inn & Resort got blasted for it. Welp, Cuntenhouse got fucking cancelled. 🤣🖕 #FuckYouKyle 🖕
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Bahahahaha….Kyle Rittenhouse thought he’d come here to Wilkes-Barre, Pa and charge people money to see him (anywhere from $1000-$5000 from what I read). The Woodlands Inn & Resort got blasted for it. Welp, Cuntenhouse got fucking cancelled. 🤣🖕 #FuckYouKyle 🖕
A snippet of my convo on FaceTime w/ 6yo granddaughter…
Me: <stretching my legs> man, my legs hurt
6yo: why
Me: cuz I’ve been going to the gym
6yo: you’re a grandma. You don’t go to the gym
I died right there 🫣😂🤣🤣💀
Me: <stretching my legs> man, my legs hurt
6yo: why
Me: cuz I’ve been going to the gym
6yo: you’re a grandma. You don’t go to the gym
I died right there 🫣😂🤣🤣💀
November 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
A snippet of my convo on FaceTime w/ 6yo granddaughter…
Me: <stretching my legs> man, my legs hurt
6yo: why
Me: cuz I’ve been going to the gym
6yo: you’re a grandma. You don’t go to the gym
I died right there 🫣😂🤣🤣💀
Me: <stretching my legs> man, my legs hurt
6yo: why
Me: cuz I’ve been going to the gym
6yo: you’re a grandma. You don’t go to the gym
I died right there 🫣😂🤣🤣💀
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BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
New Epstein emails claim Trump ‘spent hours’ with victim
Democrats on the House Oversight say the emails provide evidence of a cover-up by the White House
www.miamiherald.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
BREAKING: (Gift) New Epstein emails reveal that Epstein claimed he had kompromat on President Trump. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Boy do I wish I could have a chat with all the naysayers when I posited that Epstein was a dirt factory for Putin. How many times have we asked "what does Putin have on Trump?" www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Jeffrey Epstein claims he gave Russians insight into Trump
Newly released emails show the late convicted sex offender’s extensive network of foreign contacts, whom he corresponded with about Trump’s policy decisions.
www.politico.com
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Boy do I wish I could have a chat with all the naysayers when I posited that Epstein was a dirt factory for Putin. How many times have we asked "what does Putin have on Trump?" www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
Every. Word. Is. True 👇
We are witnessing the final, complete dropping of the mask on a president who has never cared about the American people, but who now has no more elections to win, so he doesn’t even have to pretend to care. (1/5)
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Every. Word. Is. True 👇
So….30yr mortgage is bad….
BUT A 50yr MORTGAGE IS GOOD 🤦♀️ jfc…..jfc…jfc…I’ll never own my house while alive
BUT A 50yr MORTGAGE IS GOOD 🤦♀️ jfc…..jfc…jfc…I’ll never own my house while alive
This is batshit crazy… it’s not a solution, it’s a financial ball and chain.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
So….30yr mortgage is bad….
BUT A 50yr MORTGAGE IS GOOD 🤦♀️ jfc…..jfc…jfc…I’ll never own my house while alive
BUT A 50yr MORTGAGE IS GOOD 🤦♀️ jfc…..jfc…jfc…I’ll never own my house while alive
🤣🤣🤣💀
Which election will Riley Gaines finish fifth in tonight?
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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The "Islamists" in the Democratic Party are not the people who are building Qatar an Air Force facility in... Idaho.
October 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The "Islamists" in the Democratic Party are not the people who are building Qatar an Air Force facility in... Idaho.