Besides the point but "you do not need advice on fighting a dragon from someone who’s never even smelled the fire" is a fucking BAR.

My semi-monthly reminder that you are Writer-ass writer

One of the last decent episodes of what should have been an all-time show.

Just got through that last week. Gonna need an update when you get through the cutscenes...

There was like 10 separate times I went "ah, that does it for our chances"

Even the 4th and 8 throw I went "there's maybe 3 other guys in the world that can make that play, too bad it's too late"

Turns out Pete Davidson can draw up a hell of a run game.

Lot of people yelling recently "but we don't have the votes!" True! That doesn't mean "immediately quit." (Also not what propter is saying here, to be clear.) It means create a spectacle, make things cause celebres, make the Republican position untenable.

Create bargaining position and force votes.

This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?

Imagine risking your life as a reporter during an illegal war and the editors at Reuters are like TRUMP IS RIGHT TO DO THIS and this dumbass is giving flowers to the publication. And THEN this happens. Seriously shut the fuck up

Wait, how many towns have truck-eating bridges?!

Right now I'm like "whoever Ozzy Trapilo is, he's trying his best" & "that Canadian Theo only got beat a few times"

It just ain't right damnit

its really just that simple, theres an entire network of well-funded morons that can turn “litter boxes in classrooms” into a giant campaign issue whereas “armed goons sending kindergarten teachers to slave labor camps” gets ignored

The sound I made seeing this...

I haven't checked this, but I think I heard they haven't won a game they were favored in this year, and might win the division