I'm still in shock.
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
January 11, 2026 at 6:30 AM
I'm still in shock.
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
The bears never win that game. Especially in the playoffs.
Especially especially against the Packers
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
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Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
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Lot of people yelling recently "but we don't have the votes!" True! That doesn't mean "immediately quit." (Also not what propter is saying here, to be clear.) It means create a spectacle, make things cause celebres, make the Republican position untenable.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
January 6, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Lot of people yelling recently "but we don't have the votes!" True! That doesn't mean "immediately quit." (Also not what propter is saying here, to be clear.) It means create a spectacle, make things cause celebres, make the Republican position untenable.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
Create bargaining position and force votes.
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This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
This insane asshole has been doing nothing but crimes since the day he took office, you're the only branch of government with the power to remove him and you're not even going to try because it might not work? Why are you even there? To feel important and do insider trading?
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Imagine risking your life as a reporter during an illegal war and the editors at Reuters are like TRUMP IS RIGHT TO DO THIS and this dumbass is giving flowers to the publication. And THEN this happens. Seriously shut the fuck up
“We’ll be selling large amounts of oil to other countries” says Trump, implying that the “we” means the USA will be selling Venezuelan oil.
January 3, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Imagine risking your life as a reporter during an illegal war and the editors at Reuters are like TRUMP IS RIGHT TO DO THIS and this dumbass is giving flowers to the publication. And THEN this happens. Seriously shut the fuck up
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Wait, how many towns have truck-eating bridges?!
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Wait, how many towns have truck-eating bridges?!
Had Varsity Blues, The Rock, and the UFC fights from before they had weight classes on repeat. I was 7.
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
I grew up in the NINETIES where your PERSONALITY was forged by the RANDOM VHS tapes your family HAPPENED to HAVE
December 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Had Varsity Blues, The Rock, and the UFC fights from before they had weight classes on repeat. I was 7.
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
Legit wonder if identifying with Mox made me more empathetic (and left-leaning) than I might have otherwise been
Darth Maul. Lightning McQueen. Paramore. T-shirt.
We didn't start the fire.
We didn't start the fire.
December 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Darth Maul. Lightning McQueen. Paramore. T-shirt.
We didn't start the fire.
We didn't start the fire.
I can't wait to get back to having spare anger for the Bears Left Tackle instead of *gestures at everything*
Usually it's Scott Foster
Anger is essential but so too is knowing who to be mad at and why.
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I can't wait to get back to having spare anger for the Bears Left Tackle instead of *gestures at everything*
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its really just that simple, theres an entire network of well-funded morons that can turn “litter boxes in classrooms” into a giant campaign issue whereas “armed goons sending kindergarten teachers to slave labor camps” gets ignored
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
its really just that simple, theres an entire network of well-funded morons that can turn “litter boxes in classrooms” into a giant campaign issue whereas “armed goons sending kindergarten teachers to slave labor camps” gets ignored
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December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
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"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."
This is the most fun I've had watching a standalone Bears game in a long time.
Can't wait to see how they blow it!
Can't wait to see how they blow it!
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This is the most fun I've had watching a standalone Bears game in a long time.
Can't wait to see how they blow it!
Can't wait to see how they blow it!
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True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 5:42 AM
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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Dr. Oz screaming "Is there a doctor?"
November 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Dr. Oz screaming "Is there a doctor?"