SegwaySwanker
@iuhuhhgh.bsky.social
Your interpretive dance protests aren't doing shit, liberals.
Quick reminder:
Chomsky was a fascist apologist cunt everyone should have reviled before seeing the photos of him paling with Epstein.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian...
Chomsky was a fascist apologist cunt everyone should have reviled before seeing the photos of him paling with Epstein.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian...
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Quick reminder:
Chomsky was a fascist apologist cunt everyone should have reviled before seeing the photos of him paling with Epstein.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian...
Chomsky was a fascist apologist cunt everyone should have reviled before seeing the photos of him paling with Epstein.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cambodi...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian...
Ah yes, Syria. Famous for being an anarchist society.
Which one of you asked a supernatural power to make your enemies ridiculous? Fess up.
Which one of you asked a supernatural power to make your enemies ridiculous? Fess up.
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Ah yes, Syria. Famous for being an anarchist society.
Which one of you asked a supernatural power to make your enemies ridiculous? Fess up.
Which one of you asked a supernatural power to make your enemies ridiculous? Fess up.
Liberals Try Not To Admit You Like Conservative Policies As Long As It's "Bipartisan" Challenge Level: Impossible.
December 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Liberals Try Not To Admit You Like Conservative Policies As Long As It's "Bipartisan" Challenge Level: Impossible.
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Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
December 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family https://theonion.com/community-does-jack-shit-to-make-christmas-better-for-towns-second-poorest-family/
Mitt Romney trending because he said something not terrible, while conveniently not doing anything to make it a reality.
December 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Mitt Romney trending because he said something not terrible, while conveniently not doing anything to make it a reality.
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I wish democrats were as ruthless as these liar like to pretend they are.
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I wish democrats were as ruthless as these liar like to pretend they are.
Reminder:
Newsom is a conservative shitbag.
Newsom is a conservative shitbag.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reminder:
Newsom is a conservative shitbag.
Newsom is a conservative shitbag.
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Pritzker, Johnson, and Biss are gaslighting us about solidarity on immigration, while the cops they control are running interference for Trump’s goons.
December 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Pritzker, Johnson, and Biss are gaslighting us about solidarity on immigration, while the cops they control are running interference for Trump’s goons.
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Liberals are already whitewashing this today because "orange man bad."
They will absolutely rehab Trump at some point.
They will absolutely rehab Trump at some point.
December 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Liberals are already whitewashing this today because "orange man bad."
They will absolutely rehab Trump at some point.
They will absolutely rehab Trump at some point.
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It's a little known fact that the predator in Predator isn't actually arming a bomb on its wrist computer near the end, but is calling The Police.
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
It's a little known fact that the predator in Predator isn't actually arming a bomb on its wrist computer near the end, but is calling The Police.
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before you nominate Indiana repubs for sainthood here's an important #RealityCheck via @trumpfile.org
It's great that Indiana Republicans rejected the White House's efforts to rig the state's elections.
But people should know they already gerrymandered the state to hell, most recently in 2021.
This is the current map where less than 60% of voters supported Trump last year.
But people should know they already gerrymandered the state to hell, most recently in 2021.
This is the current map where less than 60% of voters supported Trump last year.
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
before you nominate Indiana repubs for sainthood here's an important #RealityCheck via @trumpfile.org
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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Isn't this the definition of insanity #BlueCrew #Democrats?
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Isn't this the definition of insanity #BlueCrew #Democrats?
This is fucking dire. Out of all the replies I scanned through for about 5 minutes, only 2 of them realize the entire point of this is to make up a term to apply to anyone they oppose so they can sic the attack dogs on them with impunity.
There's not going to be any resistance.
There's not going to be any resistance.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is fucking dire. Out of all the replies I scanned through for about 5 minutes, only 2 of them realize the entire point of this is to make up a term to apply to anyone they oppose so they can sic the attack dogs on them with impunity.
There's not going to be any resistance.
There's not going to be any resistance.
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It's also scary. They will identify Antifa, you bet.
And they will take action against Antifa, you bet.
And Antifa will be whoever Donald Trump tells them it is.
And they will take action against Antifa, you bet.
And Antifa will be whoever Donald Trump tells them it is.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It's also scary. They will identify Antifa, you bet.
And they will take action against Antifa, you bet.
And Antifa will be whoever Donald Trump tells them it is.
And they will take action against Antifa, you bet.
And Antifa will be whoever Donald Trump tells them it is.
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"Those who sat it out in November are much more politically aligned with Democrats but weren’t motivated to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris and downballot Democrats."
Politically aligned, how? What do Democrats actually stand for?
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Politically aligned, how? What do Democrats actually stand for?
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Leaked emails show what Clinton told executives in private
The private comments strike a tone starkly at odds with the fiery message she's pushed throughout her campaign.
www.pbs.org
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"Those who sat it out in November are much more politically aligned with Democrats but weren’t motivated to vote for Vice President Kamala Harris and downballot Democrats."
Politically aligned, how? What do Democrats actually stand for?
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Politically aligned, how? What do Democrats actually stand for?
www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
The DNC is like a doctor who tells you you got cancer, but to cheer up because it's the best kind of cancer.
Trump will sign an executive order seeking to block states from regulating AI. To counter, House Dems announced an AI commission on "innovation" led by members with a slew of ties to Big Tech—and who co-sponsored AI industry-friendly bills with Republicans.
The Democrats’ New AI Panel Is Led by Big Tech Allies
Rep. Josh Gottheimer, a co-chair of the AI commission, owns up to tens of millions of dollars worth of stock in tech giants pushing to block states from regulating AI.
readsludge.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
The DNC is like a doctor who tells you you got cancer, but to cheer up because it's the best kind of cancer.
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No shit? I'm sure tellin kids "we won't do anything to stop republicans fucking shit over for the rest of your life, please vote for us and give us money" is a winning campaign slogan
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
No shit? I'm sure tellin kids "we won't do anything to stop republicans fucking shit over for the rest of your life, please vote for us and give us money" is a winning campaign slogan
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Once again a good time to remind people that in Portugal, the current ruling Party are Social Democrats and before that, from 2015-2024, it was the Socialist Party that was in place in the Government.
But ultimately, as one can see, the underlying problems remain and will simply return.
But ultimately, as one can see, the underlying problems remain and will simply return.
December 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Once again a good time to remind people that in Portugal, the current ruling Party are Social Democrats and before that, from 2015-2024, it was the Socialist Party that was in place in the Government.
But ultimately, as one can see, the underlying problems remain and will simply return.
But ultimately, as one can see, the underlying problems remain and will simply return.
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House Democrats announced a new AI commission stocked with Big Tech allies.
Co-chairs include Reps. Josh Gottheimer, who owns millions of dollars' worth of stock in tech giants, and Silicon Valley's Zoe Lofgren, the second-highest recipient of campaign cash from an AI-heavy industry. Our story:
Co-chairs include Reps. Josh Gottheimer, who owns millions of dollars' worth of stock in tech giants, and Silicon Valley's Zoe Lofgren, the second-highest recipient of campaign cash from an AI-heavy industry. Our story:
The Democrats’ New AI Panel Is Led by Big Tech Allies
Rep. Josh Gottheimer, a co-chair of the AI commission, owns up to tens of millions of dollars worth of stock in tech giants pushing to block states from regulating AI.
readsludge.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
House Democrats announced a new AI commission stocked with Big Tech allies.
Co-chairs include Reps. Josh Gottheimer, who owns millions of dollars' worth of stock in tech giants, and Silicon Valley's Zoe Lofgren, the second-highest recipient of campaign cash from an AI-heavy industry. Our story:
Co-chairs include Reps. Josh Gottheimer, who owns millions of dollars' worth of stock in tech giants, and Silicon Valley's Zoe Lofgren, the second-highest recipient of campaign cash from an AI-heavy industry. Our story:
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Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times https://theonion.com/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortable-1819575365/
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times https://theonion.com/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortable-1819575365/
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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross