Xavier
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Why would I go outside of my house? That's where all the scariest bugs are.
Surprised we haven't gotten an Oceans 11 prequel called Oceans 1 that follows a young Danny Ocean starting his criminal career picking pockets and counting cards or something. I'm not asking for it, just surprised is all.
December 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Surprised we haven't gotten an Oceans 11 prequel called Oceans 1 that follows a young Danny Ocean starting his criminal career picking pockets and counting cards or something. I'm not asking for it, just surprised is all.
Just saw a birdhouse attached to the side of a tree. Talk about a hat on a hat.
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Just saw a birdhouse attached to the side of a tree. Talk about a hat on a hat.
It took four episodes but I'm sobbing during The Pitt.
September 21, 2025 at 6:14 AM
It took four episodes but I'm sobbing during The Pitt.
Anytime I see a clip of The Roots on Jimmy Fallon I immediately think of the dinosaur appliances on The Flintstones saying "It's a living! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
September 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Anytime I see a clip of The Roots on Jimmy Fallon I immediately think of the dinosaur appliances on The Flintstones saying "It's a living! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
And in ten years when the world needs Shrimp Man but he's nowhere to be found, we'll look back at this moment with great regret.
The FDA warns public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination a radioactive isotope
FDA warns public not to eat possibly radioactive shrimp sold at Walmart
The FDA is warning the public not to eat, sell or serve certain Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with Cesium-137.
abcnews.link
August 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
And in ten years when the world needs Shrimp Man but he's nowhere to be found, we'll look back at this moment with great regret.
What's Jill Stein up to right now? Just locked in her sarcophagus again for another few years?
August 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What's Jill Stein up to right now? Just locked in her sarcophagus again for another few years?
I'd like to launch a gofundme to swede just scenes featuring Trump from movies and replace him with Richard Kind.
August 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I'd like to launch a gofundme to swede just scenes featuring Trump from movies and replace him with Richard Kind.
Ken Burns is so unbelievably horny for old timey wars. I bet he'd let you do the nastiest stuff to him if you just played a little tune on a fife first.
June 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Ken Burns is so unbelievably horny for old timey wars. I bet he'd let you do the nastiest stuff to him if you just played a little tune on a fife first.
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do they still do the doomsday clock or did those people go home to be with their families
June 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
do they still do the doomsday clock or did those people go home to be with their families
Do you think when something slips David Guetta's mind his friends call him David Forguetta?
Anyways, fuck ICE.
Anyways, fuck ICE.
June 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do you think when something slips David Guetta's mind his friends call him David Forguetta?
Anyways, fuck ICE.
Anyways, fuck ICE.
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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
May 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect
You're telling me the air fried this?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool I guess.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool I guess.
April 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You're telling me the air fried this?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool I guess.
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool I guess.
So it's like six scrawny kids running around stealing all of the info in federal agencies? Has anyone tried just chokeslamming one of them and seeing if the rest scurry off?
February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So it's like six scrawny kids running around stealing all of the info in federal agencies? Has anyone tried just chokeslamming one of them and seeing if the rest scurry off?
Kidz Bop Ten Commandments: Let my E-I's O!
October 15, 2023 at 2:43 PM
Kidz Bop Ten Commandments: Let my E-I's O!
I feel like an NPC here.
August 18, 2023 at 7:52 PM
I feel like an NPC here.
I'll fudd your ruckers
i'll T your GI on Friday
I'll garden your olive
August 17, 2023 at 1:48 AM
I'll fudd your ruckers
Can scientists get off their asses and figure out a way for us to lose our teeth again in our 30s and grow a fresh set?
August 17, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Can scientists get off their asses and figure out a way for us to lose our teeth again in our 30s and grow a fresh set?
Kind of Oedipal to think you're hot, isn't it?
August 11, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Kind of Oedipal to think you're hot, isn't it?
*Unsharpens your Edwards, unmagnetizes your zeroes*
*unhooties your blowfish*
*unchumbas your wumba*
July 28, 2023 at 1:25 AM
*Unsharpens your Edwards, unmagnetizes your zeroes*
Good thing no one saw this. I am still, regrettably, yachtless.
I know it's easy to hate on billionaires, but honestly, I'd launch everyone that sees this skeet directly into the sun for just one super yacht.
July 26, 2023 at 6:38 PM
Good thing no one saw this. I am still, regrettably, yachtless.
Mission: Impossible? Maybe for you. Guess I'm just built different.
July 26, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Mission: Impossible? Maybe for you. Guess I'm just built different.
Can you imagine being a men's soccer fan? How embarrassing.
July 22, 2023 at 2:19 AM
Can you imagine being a men's soccer fan? How embarrassing.
I know it's easy to hate on billionaires, but honestly, I'd launch everyone that sees this skeet directly into the sun for just one super yacht.
July 21, 2023 at 4:51 PM
I know it's easy to hate on billionaires, but honestly, I'd launch everyone that sees this skeet directly into the sun for just one super yacht.
Setting up fans on both sides of my bedroom so I can get spit roasted by cool air.
July 21, 2023 at 5:54 AM
Setting up fans on both sides of my bedroom so I can get spit roasted by cool air.
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You, specifically. You don't have the know how or the follow through. Where are you gonna get the cameras, huh?
July 19, 2023 at 6:01 AM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You, specifically. You don't have the know how or the follow through. Where are you gonna get the cameras, huh?