@j9j9.bsky.social
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We’re about three days from Fox running commercials with desaturated shots of un-bought Teslas set to Sarah McLachlan’s In the Arms of an Angel.
March 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
We’re about three days from Fox running commercials with desaturated shots of un-bought Teslas set to Sarah McLachlan’s In the Arms of an Angel.
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POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
November 24, 2024 at 12:25 AM
POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
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Oh that's just great. I was carefully evaluating the crime scene for clues when a vampire jumped in through the window, shouted "five second rule!", and slurped up all the blood on the ground
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Oh that's just great. I was carefully evaluating the crime scene for clues when a vampire jumped in through the window, shouted "five second rule!", and slurped up all the blood on the ground
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Me: these edibles ain't shit
(five minutes later)
(five minutes later)
January 21, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Me: these edibles ain't shit
(five minutes later)
(five minutes later)
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When you make a joke on Bluesky that gets traction you are only in phrase one of the process. Phase 2 begins when you have to start replying to people saying “this is a joke, no I do not genuinely believe that Garfield the cartoon cat disproves evolution”
January 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
When you make a joke on Bluesky that gets traction you are only in phrase one of the process. Phase 2 begins when you have to start replying to people saying “this is a joke, no I do not genuinely believe that Garfield the cartoon cat disproves evolution”
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just bought these. to mock our soldiers
January 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
just bought these. to mock our soldiers
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y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
January 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
y’all told me i was crazy when i downloaded all of tiktok and put it on blu-rays but who’s laughing now
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I want my eulogy to read: Here lies scorpy he died but he gathered 1000 xbox strategy guides and owned an ancient scroll found in libya. He died in his qing dynasty wedding bed
December 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
I want my eulogy to read: Here lies scorpy he died but he gathered 1000 xbox strategy guides and owned an ancient scroll found in libya. He died in his qing dynasty wedding bed
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This idea came to me in the bath.
December 1, 2024 at 4:07 AM
This idea came to me in the bath.
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YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
December 1, 2024 at 7:40 PM
YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE.
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I am the very model of the Lord Solar Macharius
I’ve memorized my stratagems and battle tactics various
I know the Guardsman’s Primer and the Tactica Imperium
And every type of weapon from a lasgun to bacterium…
(cont.)
I’ve memorized my stratagems and battle tactics various
I know the Guardsman’s Primer and the Tactica Imperium
And every type of weapon from a lasgun to bacterium…
(cont.)
November 30, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I am the very model of the Lord Solar Macharius
I’ve memorized my stratagems and battle tactics various
I know the Guardsman’s Primer and the Tactica Imperium
And every type of weapon from a lasgun to bacterium…
(cont.)
I’ve memorized my stratagems and battle tactics various
I know the Guardsman’s Primer and the Tactica Imperium
And every type of weapon from a lasgun to bacterium…
(cont.)
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You can't make this up man.
December 1, 2024 at 3:13 AM
You can't make this up man.
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only taking the essentials
December 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
only taking the essentials
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Ok Amazon I get it
November 28, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Ok Amazon I get it
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Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Plugging 66 space heaters into this bad boy
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Are you kidding me?
I will never financially recover from this :'D
I will never financially recover from this :'D
November 22, 2024 at 10:39 PM
Are you kidding me?
I will never financially recover from this :'D
I will never financially recover from this :'D
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this cures what ails me every time
November 4, 2024 at 10:34 PM
this cures what ails me every time
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Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Happy Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to those who celebrate.