Jabe
@jabe.bsky.social
🔞 fuckin’ up your airwaves - fuckin’ all your wives (platonically)
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Weird thing forgot about: I also wrote the first gamefaqs walkthrough for Cave Story. Before it was translated, so I just made up the names for a bunch of shit. I still got emails like a decade later correcting me like "well actually this boss is named 'Balrog' not 'Toaster Frog.'" Gee, thanks.
December 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Weird thing forgot about: I also wrote the first gamefaqs walkthrough for Cave Story. Before it was translated, so I just made up the names for a bunch of shit. I still got emails like a decade later correcting me like "well actually this boss is named 'Balrog' not 'Toaster Frog.'" Gee, thanks.
Anthrocon might be a thing for me in 2026. Thinking warm Pittsburgh thoughts rn
December 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Anthrocon might be a thing for me in 2026. Thinking warm Pittsburgh thoughts rn
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Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
December 16, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes
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As a very pro-FOSS person, this is a good run-down on some major problems in the space.
Too many have adopted a "Dark Souls Community" mindset, where the abstruse nature of current FOSS applications is a part of it's identity that should never be remedied.
We need to overthrow these people.
Too many have adopted a "Dark Souls Community" mindset, where the abstruse nature of current FOSS applications is a part of it's identity that should never be remedied.
We need to overthrow these people.
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
As a very pro-FOSS person, this is a good run-down on some major problems in the space.
Too many have adopted a "Dark Souls Community" mindset, where the abstruse nature of current FOSS applications is a part of it's identity that should never be remedied.
We need to overthrow these people.
Too many have adopted a "Dark Souls Community" mindset, where the abstruse nature of current FOSS applications is a part of it's identity that should never be remedied.
We need to overthrow these people.
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Recreated a dream I had last night where the Bowser trophy in Super Smash Bros Melee would have his shell turn brown if you didn't occasionally cleanse your memory card of filth through the washing machine.
December 2, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Recreated a dream I had last night where the Bowser trophy in Super Smash Bros Melee would have his shell turn brown if you didn't occasionally cleanse your memory card of filth through the washing machine.
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People using shitty AI-generated art for their placeholders, meanwhile this has been our APC for quite a while now.
December 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
People using shitty AI-generated art for their placeholders, meanwhile this has been our APC for quite a while now.
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The viscoxite might have some work to do convincing Xea
(1/4)
(1/4)
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The viscoxite might have some work to do convincing Xea
(1/4)
(1/4)
hmm... some of you need this
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
hmm... some of you need this
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I didn't say anything 'cause I don't know what I want to draw for it but I had a birthday episode a couple days ago
December 2, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I didn't say anything 'cause I don't know what I want to draw for it but I had a birthday episode a couple days ago
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Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
December 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Jucika Prepares for the Ball
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
(Sound design by hypnadot on NG)
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oh yeah i know meow skulls, from fortnite porn
December 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
oh yeah i know meow skulls, from fortnite porn
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@latex.toys had me rubberize the latest fartnut dog
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
@latex.toys had me rubberize the latest fartnut dog
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deer suit tf for Pickit!
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
deer suit tf for Pickit!
Javascript is undoubtedly the commiefornia of programming languages, whereas rust is nazi germany
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Javascript is undoubtedly the commiefornia of programming languages, whereas rust is nazi germany
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ppplushie tf sequence featuring @pillow-priestess.bsky.social ,,, comfyyyyy,,,
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
ppplushie tf sequence featuring @pillow-priestess.bsky.social ,,, comfyyyyy,,,
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December 10, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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The King of the Cosmos about to tell his son to fuck off and collect 500 plastic dinosaurs and lawn chairs in under 3 minutes
December 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
The King of the Cosmos about to tell his son to fuck off and collect 500 plastic dinosaurs and lawn chairs in under 3 minutes
It was so nice seeing everyone at MFF!!
Even though I was going through a bit of an emotional rough spot, I ended up having a pretty great time in the end.
Thanks to everyone that interacted with the Jabe this year :3
I'm definitely interested in returning for the next one.
Even though I was going through a bit of an emotional rough spot, I ended up having a pretty great time in the end.
Thanks to everyone that interacted with the Jabe this year :3
I'm definitely interested in returning for the next one.
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It was so nice seeing everyone at MFF!!
Even though I was going through a bit of an emotional rough spot, I ended up having a pretty great time in the end.
Thanks to everyone that interacted with the Jabe this year :3
I'm definitely interested in returning for the next one.
Even though I was going through a bit of an emotional rough spot, I ended up having a pretty great time in the end.
Thanks to everyone that interacted with the Jabe this year :3
I'm definitely interested in returning for the next one.
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i met him years ago, and i walked away hotter
December 7, 2025 at 10:05 AM
i met him years ago, and i walked away hotter
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real slow day at the museum finally. we chillin
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
real slow day at the museum finally. we chillin
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"...as I understand it, shorting means you're essentially betting against the baby and assuming its value will go down. Please remember, this is not financial advice." - @pcgamer.com
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
A game where you buy and sell stocks based on the lives on alien babies has a demo out now
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is quite the name
www.pcgamer.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"...as I understand it, shorting means you're essentially betting against the baby and assuming its value will go down. Please remember, this is not financial advice." - @pcgamer.com
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...
SHORT THAT BABY!
They're right you know, the demo is on Steam RIGHT NOW! 📈
www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...