Jack Valentine
@jack-valentine.bsky.social
Researcher. Writer. Weirdo.
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What do you get for the cat dad who has everything?
Someone in my family said, "A giant hoodie with a cat pouch!"
They were correct.
Someone in my family said, "A giant hoodie with a cat pouch!"
They were correct.
December 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
What do you get for the cat dad who has everything?
Someone in my family said, "A giant hoodie with a cat pouch!"
They were correct.
Someone in my family said, "A giant hoodie with a cat pouch!"
They were correct.
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SEASON'S GREASONS
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
SEASON'S GREASONS
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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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if we accept princess knight as the progenitor of (mahou) shoujo as a genre, then interrogating the nature of gender has always been its animating principle
December 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
if we accept princess knight as the progenitor of (mahou) shoujo as a genre, then interrogating the nature of gender has always been its animating principle
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Inventing the most cursed cryptid I can: the Winter Pervert
The Winter Pervert licks icicles while making eye contact
The Winter Pervert shovels with their hands and moans while eating handfuls of snow
The Winter Pervert licks icicles while making eye contact
The Winter Pervert shovels with their hands and moans while eating handfuls of snow
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Inventing the most cursed cryptid I can: the Winter Pervert
The Winter Pervert licks icicles while making eye contact
The Winter Pervert shovels with their hands and moans while eating handfuls of snow
The Winter Pervert licks icicles while making eye contact
The Winter Pervert shovels with their hands and moans while eating handfuls of snow
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
There is almost nothing funnier than watching someone realize they're presenting to a group of people who know way more about the topic than they do and that they're trying to be HELPFUL.
December 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
There is almost nothing funnier than watching someone realize they're presenting to a group of people who know way more about the topic than they do and that they're trying to be HELPFUL.
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i made a Lancer RPG art
my take on the Blackbeard, equipped with giant chainsaw!
#lancerrpg #art #mech #ttrpg
my take on the Blackbeard, equipped with giant chainsaw!
#lancerrpg #art #mech #ttrpg
December 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
i made a Lancer RPG art
my take on the Blackbeard, equipped with giant chainsaw!
#lancerrpg #art #mech #ttrpg
my take on the Blackbeard, equipped with giant chainsaw!
#lancerrpg #art #mech #ttrpg
Spending hours on boing.greg.technology trying to fill gaps in the heat map
Boing
Boing
boing.greg.technology
December 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Spending hours on boing.greg.technology trying to fill gaps in the heat map
Creating a bestiary for RINGS and I'm sorry but there is not going to be any monsters made out of only asses
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Creating a bestiary for RINGS and I'm sorry but there is not going to be any monsters made out of only asses
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
That-
That's not-
...sure. Technically.
That's not-
...sure. Technically.
December 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That-
That's not-
...sure. Technically.
That's not-
...sure. Technically.
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Those bitter winter days when you decide to wear your long underwear but the only clean pair are the ones with the blown out waistband elastic so you wear them but then in the middle of the day at work you feel them fall down inside your pants and now everything is secretly weird.
December 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Those bitter winter days when you decide to wear your long underwear but the only clean pair are the ones with the blown out waistband elastic so you wear them but then in the middle of the day at work you feel them fall down inside your pants and now everything is secretly weird.
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December 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
December 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Sorry for using comics and art to vent and cope with the world changing around me. I will return to drawing whimsical and silly frog wizards and adventures.
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Paige Thomas, 17, who has been teaching the class on an informal basis, owing to her teacher’s incompetence, called the promotion “long overdue.”
Finally! Autistic girl would LOVE to teach the class, thanks
An autistic A-level student has been described as “thrilled” after finally being offered the temporary role as teacher of her sixth-form English class, sources have claimed. Paige Thomas, 17, who has…
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December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Paige Thomas, 17, who has been teaching the class on an informal basis, owing to her teacher’s incompetence, called the promotion “long overdue.”
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
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the tutorial you've all been waiting for
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
the tutorial you've all been waiting for
Making shiopan for the first time this morning. Gluten continues to astonish and amaze.
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Making shiopan for the first time this morning. Gluten continues to astonish and amaze.
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DAMN, I LOVE GREEN YURI
December 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
DAMN, I LOVE GREEN YURI
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
tapping the sign
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