Jadedargyle
@jadedargyle333.bsky.social
Technologist, food lover, complainer.
Still find it hilarious that yahoo mail pushes weird dating sites as email ads. And you cant get rid of them unless you pay. Very clever.
December 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Still find it hilarious that yahoo mail pushes weird dating sites as email ads. And you cant get rid of them unless you pay. Very clever.
Neighborhood turned up the water pressure. I felt like someone used the James Bond laser cutter on me when I turned on my bidet.
December 3, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Neighborhood turned up the water pressure. I felt like someone used the James Bond laser cutter on me when I turned on my bidet.
Advent calendar, but behind every door is a full size jar of peanut butter. I hate it when the advent calendar people are drunk.
advent calendar, but behind door one another door to another timeline. guess this is goodbye.
December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Advent calendar, but behind every door is a full size jar of peanut butter. I hate it when the advent calendar people are drunk.
Don't shave, they'll burrow, Charlie Brown.
We weren't on a break, Charlie Brown
It isn’t just a rash, Charlie Brown
December 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Don't shave, they'll burrow, Charlie Brown.
Yall ever give a talk at a dog convention?
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Yall ever give a talk at a dog convention?
Charlie Brown is the mindkiller Charlie Brown is the littledeath that brings total obliteration I'll face Charlie Brown I'll permit him to pass over me & through me And when it has gone past I'll turn the inner eye to see its path Where Charlie Brown has gone there will be nothing Only I will remain
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Charlie Brown is the mindkiller Charlie Brown is the littledeath that brings total obliteration I'll face Charlie Brown I'll permit him to pass over me & through me And when it has gone past I'll turn the inner eye to see its path Where Charlie Brown has gone there will be nothing Only I will remain
SAD kicking in hard this year. Someone online recommended putting my little indoor herb garden next to my bed. It has the correct light wavelengths for treatment. Im going to smell like fresh tarragon before spring.
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
SAD kicking in hard this year. Someone online recommended putting my little indoor herb garden next to my bed. It has the correct light wavelengths for treatment. Im going to smell like fresh tarragon before spring.
Needs to rest up for 4 AM wrestle mania with his brother.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Needs to rest up for 4 AM wrestle mania with his brother.
Remembered that I was explaining how to find the author of a novel to a friend when I was in the 5th grade. Then I realized they put a special needs kid in the gifted class. He was removed the next semester. I still feel like the special needs kid in my daily interactions.
November 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Remembered that I was explaining how to find the author of a novel to a friend when I was in the 5th grade. Then I realized they put a special needs kid in the gifted class. He was removed the next semester. I still feel like the special needs kid in my daily interactions.
If God is dead then who's gonna fight me?
if god is dead then who keeps biting me
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If God is dead then who's gonna fight me?
Fantastic story with one of my favorite narrators so far. It sits at the edge of sci-fi.
"The five of us were gathered on the floor of one of the last houses"
House Traveler, by Thomas Ha
Narrator: Preston Buttons
Host: Scott Campbell
Audio: Chelsea Davis
This story first appeared in Bourbon Penn #34 and is reprinted in Thomas Ha’s debut collection, Uncertain Sons and Other Stories
House Traveler, by Thomas Ha
Narrator: Preston Buttons
Host: Scott Campbell
Audio: Chelsea Davis
This story first appeared in Bourbon Penn #34 and is reprinted in Thomas Ha’s debut collection, Uncertain Sons and Other Stories
PseudoPod 1003: House Traveler
The five of us were gathered on the floor of one of the last houses, trying to decide which of the group would be the one to go outside. Sitting around an electric camping lantern…
pseudopod.org
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Fantastic story with one of my favorite narrators so far. It sits at the edge of sci-fi.
Got my certificate for picking 3 high security locks in one video. Medeco biaxial, Mul-T-Lock interactive, and Kryptonite disk detainer.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Got my certificate for picking 3 high security locks in one video. Medeco biaxial, Mul-T-Lock interactive, and Kryptonite disk detainer.
Just enough cloud cover that I just see light pollution instead of an aurora.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Just enough cloud cover that I just see light pollution instead of an aurora.
Did the B52s cover the Monster Mash, or was that just a nightmare I had?
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Did the B52s cover the Monster Mash, or was that just a nightmare I had?
People keep saying that you shouldn't use AI to create art. How else can I get Jules from Pulp Fiction to sing the Electric Cha-cha?
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
People keep saying that you shouldn't use AI to create art. How else can I get Jules from Pulp Fiction to sing the Electric Cha-cha?
Dumbfounded that there isnt a porn site called pubetube.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Dumbfounded that there isnt a porn site called pubetube.
I'm concerned that the younger generation will say 6 7 until numbers are "cringe". They may never properly learn to say "nice" after 69.
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm concerned that the younger generation will say 6 7 until numbers are "cringe". They may never properly learn to say "nice" after 69.
This bulky boy walked across the main street of Gatlinburg and tried to check into a hotel.
November 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This bulky boy walked across the main street of Gatlinburg and tried to check into a hotel.
Gumball machine tattoo. I have commitment issues. In the other direction from most people, I guess.
November 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Gumball machine tattoo. I have commitment issues. In the other direction from most people, I guess.
Someone finally checked on Dick. I wonder how long he was like that for.
November 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Someone finally checked on Dick. I wonder how long he was like that for.
I need a woman that wants to be fucked to the Perry Mason theme song.
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I need a woman that wants to be fucked to the Perry Mason theme song.
I live in the only flat neighborhood with sidewalks in the county. Yall are lucky to get the little tootsie rolls. Every kid for 20 miles will be by tonight.
October 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I live in the only flat neighborhood with sidewalks in the county. Yall are lucky to get the little tootsie rolls. Every kid for 20 miles will be by tonight.
Anyone want to help me with the big finish on this song?
Screaming Jay Hawkins - I Put a Spell on You (Official Audio)
YouTube video by ScreaminJayVEVO
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Anyone want to help me with the big finish on this song?