Jason
@jaffocake.bsky.social
Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
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A House of Dynamite is really good. 🍿
October 25, 2025 at 10:46 AM
A House of Dynamite is really good. 🍿
TIL that if you play something from Star Wars on Spotify, the progress bar is a light sabre. 😁
October 18, 2025 at 11:26 AM
TIL that if you play something from Star Wars on Spotify, the progress bar is a light sabre. 😁
Dunno why I bother to look up how to remove spills, smells etc. It's always white vinegar.
October 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Dunno why I bother to look up how to remove spills, smells etc. It's always white vinegar.
Every episode of Alien Earth felt 2 hours long. At least Prometheus *was* only 2 hours long.
September 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Every episode of Alien Earth felt 2 hours long. At least Prometheus *was* only 2 hours long.
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I love how Chris Mason's picture on his Wikipedia page looks like he's watching an illegal cockfight in a barn in Essex. Horrified, but slightly aroused and unable to stop looking.
September 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I love how Chris Mason's picture on his Wikipedia page looks like he's watching an illegal cockfight in a barn in Essex. Horrified, but slightly aroused and unable to stop looking.
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Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
September 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Anthony Gordon's dedication to recreating all of Princess Diana's iconic looks is to be admired
Alien Earth has been awful. The only fitting way for it to end...
September 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Alien Earth has been awful. The only fitting way for it to end...
Finally got on the bandwagon. No regrets.
September 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Finally got on the bandwagon. No regrets.
This week's Alien Earth.
August 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This week's Alien Earth.
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Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
August 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Every night, I say a little prayer before I fall asleep.
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This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
July 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
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We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
July 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.
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I signed up to this site with a goddamn Hotmail account, what more age verification do you need
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I signed up to this site with a goddamn Hotmail account, what more age verification do you need
Mowed the lawn and I'm wetter than an otter's pocket. ☀️🥵
July 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Mowed the lawn and I'm wetter than an otter's pocket. ☀️🥵
My gaming weakness is failing to bin games that I'm not enjoying.
In other news, just finished The Callisto Protocol which is Dead Space with every good gameplay mechanic removed and a 3rd person camera position like Long John Silver's parrot.
Absolute fucking shite.
In other news, just finished The Callisto Protocol which is Dead Space with every good gameplay mechanic removed and a 3rd person camera position like Long John Silver's parrot.
Absolute fucking shite.
July 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My gaming weakness is failing to bin games that I'm not enjoying.
In other news, just finished The Callisto Protocol which is Dead Space with every good gameplay mechanic removed and a 3rd person camera position like Long John Silver's parrot.
Absolute fucking shite.
In other news, just finished The Callisto Protocol which is Dead Space with every good gameplay mechanic removed and a 3rd person camera position like Long John Silver's parrot.
Absolute fucking shite.
Rookies going well again. 🙄 #F1 #BritishGP 🌧
July 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Rookies going well again. 🙄 #F1 #BritishGP 🌧
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Basic existence being behind a paywall is some bullshit.
June 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Basic existence being behind a paywall is some bullshit.
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if you care so much about my privacy, why do you have so many fucking "partners"?
June 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
if you care so much about my privacy, why do you have so many fucking "partners"?
ZX81 at primary school
C64 at home
C64 at home
I'm curious, peeps: what was the first computer you can remember using?
The first computer I would have used would have been the BBC Micro at primary school, but the first computer we had at home was a Commodore 64.
The first computer I would have used would have been the BBC Micro at primary school, but the first computer we had at home was a Commodore 64.
a black cat is sitting in front of a computer
ALT: a black cat is sitting in front of a computer
media.tenor.com
June 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ZX81 at primary school
C64 at home
C64 at home
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