Jaimie Skeen
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Jaimie Skeen
@jaimieskeen.bsky.social
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Me: these 9 Sapporos ain’t shit

Me, 37 minutes later:
August 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’
July 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.
June 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Novelty Car Horn Playing ‘La Cucaracha’ Sends Stephen Miller Into Dissociative Fugue State theonion.com/novelty...
May 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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BLESSINGS FROM THE NEW IOWA POPE
May 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Congratulations to the next pope!
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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It's happening.
May 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Wisdom can come from anywhere.
April 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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The anti-trans movement is welfare for losers.
What a summary of the anti-trans movement:

March 23rd: female fencer competes in mixed-gender event, beating several male competitors, finishing 8th

March 30th: same fencer films herself telling trans competitor “I am refusing to fence you, because I am a woman and you are a man,” collects $5000
April 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
WASHINGTON—Addressing the country to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that SEAL Team Six had killed a U.S. prote...
theonion.com
March 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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March 19, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Nice to see Jackie is still driving racist assholes crazy 50+ years after he died
March 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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I am not the first to say it but I do sort of see where JD Vance's mom was coming from when she traded him for drugs
February 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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He plays more like De'Jean Cooper
February 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Eagles Score On 99-Yard Tush Push theonion.com/eagles-...
February 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Deport Elon Musk
January 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Got two pour-overs and a lemon scone
January 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores
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January 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM