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Jake McIntyre
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Buffalo, bargaining, bricks, bats and balls.

BUF -> HNL -> DC

At the banquet table of life, there are no reserved seats.
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absolutely no one should accept this insane aggression against venezuela. this should be roundly condemned internally and we should be sanctioned by civilized nations. i can't believe we are doing this shit again
December 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Update:
December 16, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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the bills won
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Beane and McDermott have been here long enough to know that showing up like this against that team will get the entire fan base to turn on them
December 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
After his first game back: BROKEN
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This shouldn't be remotely controversial.
Interesting: At an event, Bosboys and Poets owner Andy Shallal says D.C. should have some form of commercial rent limits to protect small/local businesses that could be priced out by landlords raising rents. He says he moved his NoMa location after landlord wanted 30% increase.
December 8, 2025 at 5:31 PM
We should get a special exemption from the FDA to put the Marlboro ad back up for the last game at the old stadium.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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I am not convinced that the Supreme Court will come not come up with a nakedly partisan reason to reject these maps but (1) Dems should do them anyway and (2) defy federal court orders to the contrary
Democrats can retaliate against these GOP gerrymanders with new maps in Illinois, Maryland, Oregon, & Virginia.

They could flip 7 GOP seats to make up for this & new GOP maps in Missouri, North Carolina, Ohio, & possibly soon Indiana.

Imposing costs is the only way to deter the GOP from doing this
December 5, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If this was the only place to get a drink in DC, I'd take the pledge and become teetotal.

washingtonian.com/2025/12/03/a...
A Huge Bitcoin Bar and Steakhouse Is Opening in DC
PubKey expands from New York with a podcast studio, event space, and more.
washingtonian.com
December 4, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The Big Parm Thompson Review: not worth it. Should have gone with marinara instead of vodka sauce, and the bread is weird. Still had to try it.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"Among the stunned staffers were the Deputy Mayor for Zero Bond Relations and the entire Turkic Affairs Secretariat. A tearful senior advisor in the Bureau of Red Envelopes remarked that 'overnight, the City's capacity to provide hongbao has been evicerated.'"
Zohran Mamdani, the incoming mayor of New York City, has requested the resignations of 179 staff members in Mayor Eric Adams’s administration, targeting political appointees, Mamdani’s spokeswoman said Tuesday.
In City Hall Housecleaning, Mamdani Asks 179 Adams Staff Members to Quit
Zohran Mamdani will be sworn in as mayor on Jan. 1. His request for resignations targeted political appointees.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 PM
his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."

Even money the Leavitts ordered the hit.
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."

www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It sort of sneaks up on you - "boo" it says

youtu.be/FGRHqvC7f_o?...
November 26, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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If Isaac Chotiner ever said this to me, I would move to the woods.
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The Saints are gonna go 3-14, maybe 4-13, with or without Tucker. He's not the tainted but exceptional player who could be the difference between the playoffs and golfing. There is literally no reason for them to bring him in. The risk/reward is completely skewed here.
_He's_ gone through an experience?
November 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM
On the plus side, Australia is 4/105 at lunch of the first day of the first Ashes Test, which will make far better late night company than the WGR postgame show.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
<slow clap begins>

TAR
MAC
TAR
MAC
TARMAC
TARMAC
TARMAC
TARMAC, TARMAC, TARMACTARMACTARMACTARMAC
Fire Brady by 11am please
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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During the 2019 LSU season I kept thinking “which of these people is actually a future superstar and which only looks like one because they’re playing alongside future NFL superstars” and it turns out all the players actually WERE superstars

anyway this is a post about Joe Brady
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
10 days off after this one. Basically a bye week. Time for a tarmac firing. Leave Brady in his beloved Gulf Coast.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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joe brady buyout
how to send football coach to jail
joe brady evil
joe brady lsu
geneva conventions nfl
joe brady hague
November 21, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fire Joe Brady into the sun
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM