James Carter
@jamesecarter.bsky.social
Elon musk will die on 3/12/27
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i dont normally selfship bc imagining me (just me) in a relationship, fictional or not, is embarrassing But idc at this point i need that 50 yr old irish geneticist NOW
silly goose is written on a picture of a woman
Alt: gif of moira with the caption “silly goose”
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i dont normally selfship bc imagining me (just me) in a relationship, fictional or not, is embarrassing But idc at this point i need that 50 yr old irish geneticist NOW
Violent political action
January 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Violent political action
Trumps promises now are just “we’re gonna annex Scotland and call it burgermericaville!”
January 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Trumps promises now are just “we’re gonna annex Scotland and call it burgermericaville!”
We bring the boom
January 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
We bring the boom
They should give me the farm
December 29, 2024 at 11:47 PM
They should give me the farm
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immsorry for whatever type of posting this is BUTI. NEED HER I NEED EHR INNEEDDDD HER CARNALLY IN ALL WAYS PHYSICALLY MENTALY PSYCHOLOGICALLY IDC I NEEDDD HER
a woman in a black beret holds a purple object in her hand
Alt: moira from overwatch
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2024 at 2:32 AM
immsorry for whatever type of posting this is BUTI. NEED HER I NEED EHR INNEEDDDD HER CARNALLY IN ALL WAYS PHYSICALLY MENTALY PSYCHOLOGICALLY IDC I NEEDDD HER
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"he became quiet and started to shake" they need to leave him alone they're scaring him
Looks like he had a mask on at McDonald's. He also had a laptop, which is another reason I don't quite understand the manifesto being hand-written.
December 10, 2024 at 12:07 AM
"he became quiet and started to shake" they need to leave him alone they're scaring him
As a Kroger Worker here’s some tips (I represent Kroger as a whole)
STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL WITH A GUN WE ARE TRAINED TO NOT DO ANYTHING STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL
STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL WITH A GUN WE ARE TRAINED TO NOT DO ANYTHING STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL
December 7, 2024 at 3:57 AM
As a Kroger Worker here’s some tips (I represent Kroger as a whole)
STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL WITH A GUN WE ARE TRAINED TO NOT DO ANYTHING STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL
STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL WITH A GUN WE ARE TRAINED TO NOT DO ANYTHING STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL
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i’m not a lesbian but i do like being hit by women and spat on by women
November 22, 2024 at 8:43 PM
i’m not a lesbian but i do like being hit by women and spat on by women
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Jimmy Carter put his small family peanut farm in a blind trust to avoid even the appearance of profiteering from the Office of President
November 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Jimmy Carter put his small family peanut farm in a blind trust to avoid even the appearance of profiteering from the Office of President
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donald trump is playing 5D chess with these cabinet picks. nominate matt gaetz so he’s voted down, and THEN you nominate a more moderate pedophile to breeze through
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 PM
donald trump is playing 5D chess with these cabinet picks. nominate matt gaetz so he’s voted down, and THEN you nominate a more moderate pedophile to breeze through
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corfat mcfarty
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
corfat mcfarty
Crazy that Trump is just making random people he’s seen on tv cabinet members
November 21, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Crazy that Trump is just making random people he’s seen on tv cabinet members
I cast kidney failure on you “artist”
November 20, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I cast kidney failure on you “artist”
Retail workers should get workers comp for every time they put on dance monkey
November 20, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Retail workers should get workers comp for every time they put on dance monkey
Real talk where the hell is JD
The brain worm guy eating McDonald's during an E.Coli outbreak like he's trying to collect the food borne illnesses of Inkidnety Stones.
November 19, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Real talk where the hell is JD
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Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
November 14, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.
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Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Hi everyone.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.
We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.
We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.
I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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pour one out for el tuna
Customer: (not on record)
DMV: TUNA CAN HAVE A SEXUAL CONNOTATION
Verdict: DENIED
DMV: TUNA CAN HAVE A SEXUAL CONNOTATION
Verdict: DENIED
October 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
pour one out for el tuna
Elon should buy Bluesky and ruin it and then we should all move to a new app called like shoegor or something and the cycle repeats forevermore.
October 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Elon should buy Bluesky and ruin it and then we should all move to a new app called like shoegor or something and the cycle repeats forevermore.
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it's cool you can say conservatives are evil demons on this website without getting swarmed like twitter
October 20, 2024 at 12:02 AM
it's cool you can say conservatives are evil demons on this website without getting swarmed like twitter
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